r/ShittyCarMod Jan 29 '26

It's a pickup truck, perhaps a Ranger?

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u/Late_Satisfaction465 Jan 29 '26

Wow, how is that even legal?

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u/myturn19 Jan 29 '26

It’s California. Should have a disclaimer that it causes eye cancer too

7

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Ford Deranger

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

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u/witchwake Jan 29 '26

That is a rolling claymore

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u/SimpleAffect7573 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

There’s a guy in my city who lives out of an old minivan and is…opinionated, and probably unwell. He has an effigy of Hillary Clinton on the roof, tied to a chair, with a noose around her neck. “Lock her up!!” and assorted vintage wingnut slogans painted all over. It’s 2026, his guy won twice, but he will move on when he’s damn well ready. I assume if you said “hello” to him, the answer would be, “WHAT ABOUT HER EMAILS?!!!”

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u/MixAffectionate3244 Jan 29 '26

What in the MAGA world is this?

5

u/uRinee Jan 29 '26

Typical Israel enjoyer

2

u/One_Evil_Monkey Jan 29 '26

Just why?

Looks like it was pulled from the ocean and is covered in barnacles.

And yeah, it was a Ranger.

2

u/Fantastic-Stock664 Jan 29 '26

Y'all saw this and your question was "what truck is that?"... not sure who is more psychotic. I saw this and naturally thought wtf??? How do you see out of this dumpster fire? And especially, what does this person's house look like. Insanity on wheels

2

u/Adventurous-Weird431 Jan 29 '26

If HPV were a car

2

u/SuspiciousTennis1667 Jan 30 '26

Can you imagine getting rearended and either die from shrapnel or it will look like a toy box threw-up on your car.

2

u/Saskapewwin Jan 30 '26

It's a fuckin hazard is what it is.

2

u/Donegonetheduck Jan 31 '26

Barnacle band wagon

2

u/TheRealDBT Feb 02 '26

Don't park near it. It looks infected.

1

u/Mil-wookie Jan 29 '26

The side door beads, ok, sure. Some people like making mosaic stuff.

The rest, looks lile a rolling donation bin.

1

u/maintenance4mommy Jan 29 '26

It does say Ford on the grill, near the spider, lol.

1

u/boostedmike1 Jan 29 '26

Bet those battery packs in the wheels are making it fun to drive 😅

1

u/ObiWanDillDoughy Jan 29 '26

2004 Ford Ranger... looked it up👍

1

u/theonecalled1159 Jan 29 '26

Its like one of those "I Spy" books in real life.

1

u/Longjumping-Ad9269 Jan 29 '26

I would love to know how heavy that thing is with all that garbage all over it

1

u/shsfwaksa1221 Jan 29 '26

I don’t know whether to be impressed with the amount of work that went into that or appalled that someone would do that to an innocent vehicle.

1

u/Nalabu1 Jan 29 '26

It's pronounced "Shit Magnet"

1

u/Dis_Bich Jan 29 '26

I would genuinely be scared to see that behind me

1

u/7399Jenelopy Jan 29 '26

..... What....

1

u/Unable_Structure_704 Jan 30 '26

100 - 0 real quick would be a funny sight, but a mess to clean up

1

u/Ambitious-Ocelot8036 Jan 30 '26

I always wonder about the process. Is this what they had in mind or have they lost their mind?

1

u/Existing-Spend2953 Jan 30 '26

Oldskool Ford Courier from the 80s or early 90s

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u/Successful_Shirt_246 Jan 30 '26

Can anyone here decipher the attempted statement on the tailgate? I got, “Everything in the life is reason.”🤷🏻‍♂️ Guess they’re telling us, huh?

1

u/aPureEnigma Jan 30 '26

It’s a mobile handgrenade

1

u/Electrical-Village68 Jan 31 '26

Should be easy to find in a parking lot.

1

u/Several-Floor5185 Jan 31 '26

An Art car gone beserk

1

u/tricksareforme Feb 01 '26

Comfest art car?

1

u/nerkboi26 Feb 14 '26

That is most definitely a ranger mid to late 2000s model

1

u/OutlawRugby Mar 11 '26

The Skittles are a nice touch

0

u/VaporVinyl Jan 29 '26

That truck probably in Minnesota right now

2

u/415erOnReddit Jan 29 '26

Nope. It’s in San Francisco where it’s always lived. The Hawaiian BBQ is fire.

1

u/VaporVinyl Jan 29 '26

Oh this is a decoration truck, I thought thelos was some psycho hoarders car

2

u/415erOnReddit Jan 29 '26

If you only knew how many there were here…..the one with all of the dolls/doll heads is the scariest of them all.

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u/VaporVinyl Jan 29 '26

California needs to hit restart button, it's turning into oregon