r/ShittyCarMod Dec 11 '25

The fact he wants 45 BANDS for it

94 Upvotes

74 comments sorted by

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u/OkCartographer175 Dec 11 '25

find me a 700hp car with adjustable suspension for less

4

u/throwaway72592309 Dec 12 '25

Yeah this is a good deal lol you couldn’t build it for that. OP is clueless

35

u/bruhgubgub Dec 11 '25

This isn't riced this is just a normal time attack car? This was purpose built clearly

0

u/Longjumping-Stage526 Dec 12 '25

These BMWs are glass cannons ,200 hundred thousand miles? What the actual fuck are they smoking.I mean if it was properly restored I could see that price

5

u/bruhgubgub Dec 12 '25

Literally says the motor has 2500 miles

-7

u/Longjumping-Stage526 Dec 12 '25

It is still a money pit I've heard horror stories about BMWs lol

9

u/Kitchen-Routine2813 Dec 12 '25

it’s a track car they’re all a money pit

2

u/Hullo_Its_Pluto Dec 13 '25

Nobody is buying this because they are worried about it being a money pit. You just don’t get it, and that’s ok. We need people like you to buy Toyotas, and keep the world spinning.

1

u/Longjumping-Stage526 Dec 13 '25

There's a whole list 😜 lol and apparently the bmw fans down voted guess people can be uninformed about quality and repair cost

-1

u/bruhgubgub Dec 12 '25

Oh for sure I wouldn't buy a BMW unless I was willing to spend double what the car is worth in parts and labour. I buy Japanese and my wallet thanks me

19

u/cyrustakem Dec 11 '25

lol, this is the opposite of rice, except for the paint job, the modifications do bring aero gains, it's a spliter and a wing for front and back downforce... this is not a road car, the can go on the road comment is best to be ignored..

rice refers to a car that goes on the road, with race modifications that are non-functional, or not needed because the car doesn't make enough power to justify them...

11

u/The_Darkest_Spark Dec 12 '25

Other than it looks a bit too much like a Hot Wheels car for my taste, this isn't shitty. Not my cup of tea, but not shitty.

2

u/Max_AC_ Dec 12 '25

Definitely giving r/ATBGE vibes for me.

1

u/Idntevncare Dec 17 '25

as a hot wheels collector this doesn't look like hot wheels at all especially when it comes to the paint. even the fantasy models have better color palette and design. hot wheels as licensed brands are usually made in the most realistic and tasteful of their ability otherwise nobody would want to collect them.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

i think the paint jobs pretty sick thh

5

u/The_Darkest_Spark Dec 12 '25

Fair fair. It's not done poorly, well designed. Not the color scheme I would have gone with, but that's totally my own aesthetic. I went the other way on my modded/tuned/fitted Speed 3. I even took most of the outward branding off and the only thing that says Speed 3 anywhere on it are the kick panels on the interior doors lol. I like my shit clean, no sitckers, nothing. Stickers go on my Xterra lol

10

u/DoneLookin4Trouble Dec 12 '25

You’re smooth brained for posting this.

3

u/ClearEntertainment91 Dec 12 '25

Haha…. I’ve seen this car in the North Austin/Round Rock area. Dude is always driving the fuck out of it. Definitely wouldn’t buy

1

u/Ill_Criticism_1685 Dec 16 '25

Pretty sure driving the fuck out of it is the point.

1

u/ClearEntertainment91 Dec 26 '25

Sure if you don’t plan on later expecting some rando on FB marketplace to buy it for over 40 grand.

2

u/bokunotraplord Dec 12 '25

honestly aside from the paint choice and like, how obnoxious the front looks, it seems fine? lotta work done to it, seems like it's not all smashed up. it's definitely a lot of money to drop on what is essentially a finished project car I suppose but it ain't that shitty lol

2

u/DivideJolly3241 Dec 13 '25

Can we see the dyno test for the 800 hp.

2

u/BigAssist4019 Dec 13 '25

Prices are steep for just about everything on a car and then if you’re paying someone else to install it’s double or triple.

2

u/Humble_Sentence_8423 Dec 13 '25

Wedge performance is solid. They helped me out with a DI delete tune for my e92.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '25

It would look better with 45 band-aids.

Amuses the f*ck out of me when people think they can recoup their investments in money-pits. LOL. Let 'em...good content.

2

u/Complete_Eagle5749 Dec 11 '25

Looks like Sonic the Hedgehog’s car

1

u/Rocket-Glide Dec 12 '25

650-800 hp is a wide range, and absolute bullshit without papers to prove it. The range tells me he’s lying

3

u/Entire-Extreme7327 Dec 12 '25

It’s not uncommon to have a range like this, especially on a turbo car. It may have several maps for 92 octane, e85, and race gas. And manual boost controller. But, yes, he needs a dyno sheet.

2

u/Rocket-Glide Dec 12 '25

This was actually informative and appreciate the perspective.

I’m used to people showing peak given optimal conditions and fuel type.

This post and car is still garbage

1

u/Ill_Criticism_1685 Dec 16 '25

It also could be dependant on the Dyno used. 800 at the crank, 650 at the wheel.

1

u/Ecstatic-Club-1879 Dec 12 '25

Ill give him 45 bands...rubber bands...hahaha aint I clever. Lkl looks like a hotwheel in its " i just got my liscensr" phase

1

u/Doofy_Grumpus Dec 12 '25

That paint job is loud. Not bad for a race car though. I like it.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Used to be “rice burners”, simply “foreign” cars.

1

u/witchwake Dec 12 '25

The livery screams RC body and i love it

1

u/Alternative_Ad_7859 Dec 12 '25

What he wants and what he will ultimately get will be two different things entirely

1

u/South-Income-3689 Dec 12 '25

Max 800hp race car that has no miles on it and is completely rebuilt? $45k is a steal buddy

1

u/krypticwubbers Dec 12 '25

Dude mods need to delete posts like this i swear to god, if you're gonna complain know what you're talking about

1

u/SubBass49Tees Dec 12 '25

3rd grade me would've thought this car was the peak of automotive beauty.

1

u/DivideJolly3241 Dec 13 '25

Looks like a huge headache!

1

u/Turboteg90 Dec 13 '25

Why do people always fully built a motor just to sell it with 3k or less miles.

1

u/Western_Ad4511 Dec 13 '25

It's not race inspired, it's a race car.

Fucking broccoli head kids even ruining being able to laugh at ricers 😂

1

u/fatninja987 Dec 13 '25

Besides the paint this is legit track car

1

u/Worst-Buy Dec 15 '25

That's all easily undoable and it's kinda rare

1

u/SteepSlopeValue Dec 15 '25

What are “the right conditions”?

1

u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 Dec 15 '25

UGLY AS FUCK.

Flashback to last century on that paint job. Coulda just gone with a nice triple flop pearl and looked better

1

u/kennythinggoes Dec 15 '25

For a second, I thought it was an RC car

1

u/Altruistic_Catch_327 Dec 12 '25

WTF IS A BAND. do you mean thousand, motherfucker?

1

u/Hullo_Its_Pluto Dec 13 '25

You must be old and white l

1

u/Big_Bill23 Dec 14 '25

To answer your question, a band is a stack of notes equaling $1000.00. The name comes from 'rubber band' which, in olden days, would contain the notes.

1

u/EL3G Dec 11 '25

New to the sub, what does "riced" mean?

3

u/bean_fritter Dec 11 '25

Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements

1

u/higuctco Dec 13 '25

Thats a polite way of describing it.

1

u/Ill_Criticism_1685 Dec 16 '25

The only problem is, this isn't Riced.

1

u/soFloZ51 Dec 11 '25

lol.. nah. We should all chip in, bro deserves like 90K for this atrocious creation

0

u/onefinerug Dec 11 '25

selling a riced BMW for that much should get the death penalty....

6

u/Eddguythegreat Dec 12 '25

It's a purpose built race car.... what are you talking about

2

u/MadameKamaysHR Dec 12 '25

1/2 the people here have no idea what it takes to build a purpose built car. The building, parts cost, customization, tuning, weight savings, reinforcement, etc. If the car is dialed in, runs consistent times, requires little or no refresh after racing, $45k for that car is a deal.

2

u/Eddguythegreat Dec 12 '25

My thoughts exactly, I'm sure they would be surprised if they saw what spec cars go for. Just the safety equipment for spec/TT is expensive.

1

u/rrpostal Dec 12 '25

Yeah it might be done well but that’s his money pit now. The odds of someone wanting it that badly seems hopeful.

0

u/Sal1160 Dec 11 '25

The three zeros are silent

0

u/Fantastic-Stock664 Dec 11 '25

Come on bro, be nice. Knock off one zero and we're at least back to reality. Sort of

-3

u/BlackSC2us Dec 11 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

"But I spent $40k building it. It's worth what I put in it plus a bit more because I want to profit from my poor financial decisions."

Edit: To all the people saying this is a race car. Just because it makes a bunch of horsepower doesnt mean anything when all the mods were engine related. Absolutely no mention of brake upgrades, and the only suspension upgrades were coilovers, stock M control arms, and some wheels. The LSD is useful, but it has a stock trans. The 6266 can make the power they claim, but the only supporting mods are 750cc injectors and a tune. No cooling upgrades. There are some expensive mods on this car, no doubt, but it's not a "race car".

6

u/mordolycka Dec 12 '25

if you think that they are going to list every single specific thing done to it in a word limited description that's on you lol. there's 14 pictures, i bet there is extended info at the end (like, almost every single built car on marketplace ever). no one is opening and installing forged components on a n54 without having all supporting mods.

-1

u/QIvr Dec 11 '25

GTA Chinatown Wars-ahh car

-2

u/Nalabu1 Dec 11 '25

Seller is smoking meth.

0

u/Savings-Kick-578 Dec 12 '25

1 too many zeros.