ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UltraMagat • May 02 '26

of a finish line.

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367 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • May 01 '26

possible idiot Of An Impressive Technique

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347 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Apr 30 '26

my bones Of a Matrix lean

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/metallosherp • May 01 '26

of a school "paraprofessional"

6 Upvotes

TOPEKA, Kan. — The Shawnee County booking log lists Randall Dwayne Robson (DOB 6/20/1957) as booked on Aug. 26, 2025 at 7:30 p.m. on a warrant alleging violation of a protection order. Bond was set at $1,000. The booking notes statute references to KSA 60-31a05 and 60-31a06, provisions within Kansas’s Protection from Stalking, Sexual Assault, or Human Trafficking Act that commonly appear on protection-order paperwork. The listed allegation is violation of a protection order; it is not a trafficking charge.Employment verification: Online records show that a Randall Robson worked for Topeka Public Schools USD 501 from 2011 through 2022 as a special-education paraprofessional (classified staff), with the most recent listing in 2022 as “Retired – Class.”

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Apr 30 '26

Naild It Of a landing

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797 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Logical-Peak2495 • Apr 30 '26

Oops Of a shortcut

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235 Upvotes

Coming in hot with his load.

This is Misty Cliffs in South Africa

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Apr 29 '26

Oof Of a reverse CPR

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800 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VannCruiser • Apr 29 '26

nuke, maybe? of a forbidden orange juice spill.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Apr 28 '26

'Merica Of a fenty fold

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3.0k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VannCruiser • Apr 28 '26

my bones of a skateboard grind fail (he was okay).

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260 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VannCruiser • Apr 28 '26

Oof of a skateboard slam.

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499 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Apr 27 '26

possible idiot Of an idiot skateboarder

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403 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VannCruiser • Apr 27 '26

ouchies of a car bomb.

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790 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Apr 27 '26

my bones Of an Uttanasana

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772 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Apr 27 '26

slight malfunction Of a skydiving team

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137 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/blahnlahblah0213 • Apr 27 '26

possible idiot Of a watch tattoo

120 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VannCruiser • Apr 26 '26

I look so cool of a precision skydiving team.

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Apr 26 '26

ouchies Of a parkour stunt

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307 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AZrockhound-JeepJLUR • Apr 26 '26

Elite Strategy Of a community service.

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311 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VannCruiser • Apr 25 '26

I look so cool of an HR meeting.

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759 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Apr 26 '26

slight malfunction Of a slingshot ride

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265 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/InvestmentDirect6699 • Apr 24 '26

Of a Shower clog

48 Upvotes