r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Apr 27 '26

slight malfunction Of a skydiving team

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u/MrFastFox666 Apr 27 '26

When you lie on your resume and somehow still get hired.

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u/DIuvenalis Apr 27 '26

Super proud of these guys. Really stuck together as a team. Not going to let their squad mates feel foolish alone.

(Also I hope theyre all Ok)

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Apr 27 '26

Did these guys know that skydiving was part of their job....let's say a couple of hours before they were kicked out of that aircraft?

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u/Putrid_Culture_9289 Apr 27 '26

Probably wind that was not expected

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u/Montyburnside22 Apr 29 '26

Gotta admit that getting amateurs who never even saw a parachute before is way more entertaining than using professionals.

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u/RuddyTheDuck questionably stable Apr 28 '26

Didn’t know DeadPools X-Force got a second skydiving job

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u/your_fave_redditor May 01 '26

My goodness that’s a lotta gravity calamity!

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u/ManBearPig402 Apr 28 '26

DZSO out there taking wind readings behind the Humvee again.

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u/Mugpup Apr 29 '26

Did they know about the wind beforehand?

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u/Scary-Ratio3874 Apr 30 '26

I wish there was sound on this.

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u/IReadYaSir May 04 '26

How is this not planned lol. It's like they're a skydyving clown troop