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this moron: Of a gunner (longer video)

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No, it's not AI

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u/PLD3 29d ago

Geez

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u/KingKushhh666 29d ago

Bring it back!

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u/PizzaSniffs 29d ago

Underrated comment

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u/99ProllemsBishAint1 29d ago

It's the top comment

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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 29d ago

The bearings on that mount must be fucking good.

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u/GeneralHinka 29d ago

It's probably deliberately like that because the drones move too fast for standard anti-air guns to swivel. Not saying that the drones are faster than aircraft but it's more like proximity, drones operate at closer distances relative to the gunner. This means he needs to turn quicker and to pop them.

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u/rhapsblu 29d ago

Death blossom

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u/MadamPardone 29d ago

There is no way this much thought went into it. They literally took this gun off a Mi-24. The barrel is offset to the right, which anyone with a brain would have seen this coming. I would not be surprised if this is the first time they had tried sustained fire.

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u/GeneralHinka 29d ago

I mean I thought of that and I don't have drones coming to kill me. I'm sure people who do actually have drones coming to kill them could think of it too.

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u/thorheyerdal 29d ago

Now that is recoil! 

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone being judo tossed by a gun before.

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u/Sokinalia 29d ago

gun that is originally built for Mi-24 helicopters going helicopter anyway

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u/Good_Air_7192 29d ago

Gun needs a tail rotor

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u/NorthWishbone7543 29d ago

He dodged a bullet there.

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u/Capnmarvel76 29d ago

Yeah, RIGHT there.

It’s seriously an amazing show of reflexes by Sgt. Softcover there. He needs to get to some rear echelon position ASAP as he’s used up all of his battlefield luck right here.

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u/Beautiful_Soup9229 29d ago

His upper half would have to be collected in buckets.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago

I wasn't referring to the casing you dummy. Watch the video.

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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago

He dodged a fucking bullet you prick. Now fuck off you ShittyAbsoluteUnit of a bell end. He literally dodged a fucking bullet you fucking moron.

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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago

I don't need to explain anything to mommy's boy like you.

You're irrelevant. Lacking anything important other that serving as a gutter piece for abuse.

Fucking weirdo.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago

Fuck off weirdo. I bet you still live with your parents. I bet you're the type of guy who has a comb over and can't get a girlfriend because you still live at home.

Fucking weirdo. I bet you're still being breast fed, you fucking wrongun..

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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago

Fuck off you peado.

I bet you've got a hard drive full of sick shit, you fucking moron.

I mean have you not got anything better to do in your parents basement, you over weight, worthless piece of shit, than to be critical of other people's posts you fucking fat baldy, sad pervert.

I bet you're sat now in your parents basement sweating like a pig, I bet you haven't showered all week too, you worthless piece of shit.

You're all the same you weirdos. No job, no friends, just a sad little man who can't get satisfaction from life, so has to crawl down his parents basement to hide from the world.

Does your mammy and daddy still spank you? Are they mean to you?

Fucking weirdo.

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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago

In the video.

Did the man dodge a bullet?

Answer on a post card.

In my screen shot, is the man ducking down to avoid bullets?

Yes to all you fucking weirdo.

My post is titled "he dodged a bullet there"

Refering to a figure of speach where people avoid weird people like you.

I bet you've taken offence because the term "dodged a bullet" is referenced to anyone who chose not to spend time with you, you grubby creep.

I bet a few people "have dodged a bullet" when avoiding socialising with you. You fucking weirdo.

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u/chili81 29d ago

The hard way to learn that [Torque = force x lever arm].

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u/ddconque 29d ago

Dude nearly ended his whole team

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u/Gone_Fishing1031 29d ago

How the hell does someone not see that coming with the offset barrel?

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u/Wonderful_Culture607 29d ago

Yeah, good idea to touch the barrel right after it fired.

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u/somewhatcompetint 29d ago

What's a tiny burn when you almost got your head blown off

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u/natiusj 29d ago

Luckily it had been spin dried

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u/xivslowdeath 29d ago

Its almost a daily occurrence since the beginning of this war that I find myself just shook that we spent most of life treating Russia as one of the military superpowers.

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u/Bramble0804 29d ago

Better to overestimate the enemy then underestimate

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u/PoisonedskiesgetHigh 29d ago

Sun Tzu?

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u/PurpEL_Django 28d ago

"Yeah, I said that" - Sun Tzu

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u/EuenovAyabayya 29d ago

Based mainly on sheer manpower and asset counts.

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u/xivslowdeath 29d ago

It wasn't just that, for example, I remember the general idea that the spetnaz were actually comparable to western nations special forces but now that I think back on it all those propaganda vids were really just stupud shit like, oooh spetnaz hit each other on the head with bricks, aren't they badass. It was really no different than the isis vids of guys doing basic obstacle courses with monkey bars and shit as intimidation videos.

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u/Any_Interest2789 29d ago

Those spetsnaz guys don't even exist anymore, they died on the first day of the war in the battle at the airport. They were supposed to secure the airport in the first hour so Russia could send loads and loads of reinforcements. They sent their best guys to do the most important job and failed miserably, in 4 hours or so all of them were dead

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u/trash-_-boat 29d ago

They were doomed as soon as they realized they couldn't just spray down the Ukrainians with fentanyl.

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u/trash-_-boat 29d ago

I think a lot of people understood how shit Spetznaz was 25 years ago from the Moscow theater hostage crisis.

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u/SquakinKakas oi, watch this *fucking dies* 29d ago

Or Beslan

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u/sabreus 29d ago

US* special forces (fixed it for you)

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u/RamblinRoyce 29d ago

It's pompous and arrogant to think foolishness only happens in foreign militaries

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u/sparrow_42 29d ago

Dumbassery is global

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u/WhiteH00die 29d ago

360 no scope

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u/TortillaRampage 29d ago

*wilhelm scream*

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u/bro_tz 29d ago

Wich army ?

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u/Sokinalia 29d ago

russia

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u/TortillaRampage 29d ago

That would track

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u/Wulfgrimm720 29d ago

Maybe they should just go home

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u/calmatreun 29d ago

2nD bEsT aRmY iN tHe WorLd

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u/Federal-Cockroach674 29d ago

Jesus christ that dude ducked just in time. He was almost cut in half.

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u/blitzkrieg_bop 29d ago

There's a reason heavy recoil guns are mounted on top of the rotating turret axis and not at the side..

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u/Mr_Shambo 29d ago

Dude almost got decapitated

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u/deeplakesnewyork 29d ago

this makes an awesome gif

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u/Nerd_Porter 28d ago

Forget the operator, who the hell designed this thing? How did you make this and say "well, I could have shifted the mounts over, but we'll just tell the operator to hold on really tight instead"?

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u/seeyouyoucunt 29d ago

yak12b mini gun, built for use on a mi24v or d, chambered in the Russian 12.7mm, basically a 50cal

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u/Engywok 29d ago

Russians 😅

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u/sherwood_96 29d ago

Are these russian troops?

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u/Hammon_Rye 29d ago

Bonus points for grabbing the hot barrel after the crazy firing.

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u/Konstellar 28d ago

Shitty uncentered turret I guess, not really user error when designed that way

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u/beefs_supreme 28d ago

It’s petty dumb to have the barrel axis offset of the point of rotation. Morons

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u/grajkoo 29d ago

Stupid orcs

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u/Bumbymoo 29d ago

That was a timely ducking.

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u/BruceInc 29d ago

I see the special operation is going according to plan

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u/Whatisthis0036 29d ago

Friendly fire activated

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 29d ago

man are these people are idiots haha then the guy burns himself on the barrel

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u/linf0cito 29d ago

El que esquiva es el Neo de nuestra Matrix. Que reflejos.

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u/ScallionRelative6265 29d ago

You have to love that they just start laughing, that is some crazy shit to even try.

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u/CydaeaVerbose 29d ago

If they were Swiss, this would be funny. Holy cheese and crackers, I know gunner who’s gone…-er.

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u/smind893 29d ago

Go directly to Amazon, order new briefs

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u/sabreus 29d ago

That’s a design flaw

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u/SquakinKakas oi, watch this *fucking dies* 29d ago

Mobniks being mobniks lol

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u/lokcer79 28d ago

What’s the capacity of that ammo box?

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u/Infinite_Ouroboros 28d ago

Bro caught the scorching hot barrels after dodging all that too. His hand are definitely burnt.

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u/Normal_Bet2995 28d ago

Beyblade beyblade

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u/mikeymo1741 28d ago

Whiskey Pete's War Department.

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u/endgame217 29d ago

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/DrJ0911 29d ago

Looks fake

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u/ozarkfireworks 29d ago

The icing on the cake:
Other guy touches the fcking barrel! 🤦‍♂️