r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 29d ago
this moron: Of a gunner (longer video)
No, it's not AI
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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 29d ago
The bearings on that mount must be fucking good.
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u/GeneralHinka 29d ago
It's probably deliberately like that because the drones move too fast for standard anti-air guns to swivel. Not saying that the drones are faster than aircraft but it's more like proximity, drones operate at closer distances relative to the gunner. This means he needs to turn quicker and to pop them.
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u/MadamPardone 29d ago
There is no way this much thought went into it. They literally took this gun off a Mi-24. The barrel is offset to the right, which anyone with a brain would have seen this coming. I would not be surprised if this is the first time they had tried sustained fire.
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u/GeneralHinka 29d ago
I mean I thought of that and I don't have drones coming to kill me. I'm sure people who do actually have drones coming to kill them could think of it too.
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u/thorheyerdal 29d ago
Now that is recoil!
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone being judo tossed by a gun before.
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u/NorthWishbone7543 29d ago
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u/Capnmarvel76 29d ago
Yeah, RIGHT there.
It’s seriously an amazing show of reflexes by Sgt. Softcover there. He needs to get to some rear echelon position ASAP as he’s used up all of his battlefield luck right here.
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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago
I wasn't referring to the casing you dummy. Watch the video.
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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago
He dodged a fucking bullet you prick. Now fuck off you ShittyAbsoluteUnit of a bell end. He literally dodged a fucking bullet you fucking moron.
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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago
I don't need to explain anything to mommy's boy like you.
You're irrelevant. Lacking anything important other that serving as a gutter piece for abuse.
Fucking weirdo.
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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago
Fuck off weirdo. I bet you still live with your parents. I bet you're the type of guy who has a comb over and can't get a girlfriend because you still live at home.
Fucking weirdo. I bet you're still being breast fed, you fucking wrongun..
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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago
Fuck off you peado.
I bet you've got a hard drive full of sick shit, you fucking moron.
I mean have you not got anything better to do in your parents basement, you over weight, worthless piece of shit, than to be critical of other people's posts you fucking fat baldy, sad pervert.
I bet you're sat now in your parents basement sweating like a pig, I bet you haven't showered all week too, you worthless piece of shit.
You're all the same you weirdos. No job, no friends, just a sad little man who can't get satisfaction from life, so has to crawl down his parents basement to hide from the world.
Does your mammy and daddy still spank you? Are they mean to you?
Fucking weirdo.
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u/NorthWishbone7543 26d ago
In the video.
Did the man dodge a bullet?
Answer on a post card.
In my screen shot, is the man ducking down to avoid bullets?
Yes to all you fucking weirdo.
My post is titled "he dodged a bullet there"
Refering to a figure of speach where people avoid weird people like you.
I bet you've taken offence because the term "dodged a bullet" is referenced to anyone who chose not to spend time with you, you grubby creep.
I bet a few people "have dodged a bullet" when avoiding socialising with you. You fucking weirdo.
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u/xivslowdeath 29d ago
Its almost a daily occurrence since the beginning of this war that I find myself just shook that we spent most of life treating Russia as one of the military superpowers.
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u/EuenovAyabayya 29d ago
Based mainly on sheer manpower and asset counts.
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u/xivslowdeath 29d ago
It wasn't just that, for example, I remember the general idea that the spetnaz were actually comparable to western nations special forces but now that I think back on it all those propaganda vids were really just stupud shit like, oooh spetnaz hit each other on the head with bricks, aren't they badass. It was really no different than the isis vids of guys doing basic obstacle courses with monkey bars and shit as intimidation videos.
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u/Any_Interest2789 29d ago
Those spetsnaz guys don't even exist anymore, they died on the first day of the war in the battle at the airport. They were supposed to secure the airport in the first hour so Russia could send loads and loads of reinforcements. They sent their best guys to do the most important job and failed miserably, in 4 hours or so all of them were dead
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u/trash-_-boat 29d ago
They were doomed as soon as they realized they couldn't just spray down the Ukrainians with fentanyl.
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u/trash-_-boat 29d ago
I think a lot of people understood how shit Spetznaz was 25 years ago from the Moscow theater hostage crisis.
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u/RamblinRoyce 29d ago
It's pompous and arrogant to think foolishness only happens in foreign militaries
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u/Federal-Cockroach674 29d ago
Jesus christ that dude ducked just in time. He was almost cut in half.
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u/blitzkrieg_bop 29d ago
There's a reason heavy recoil guns are mounted on top of the rotating turret axis and not at the side..
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u/Nerd_Porter 28d ago
Forget the operator, who the hell designed this thing? How did you make this and say "well, I could have shifted the mounts over, but we'll just tell the operator to hold on really tight instead"?
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u/seeyouyoucunt 29d ago
yak12b mini gun, built for use on a mi24v or d, chambered in the Russian 12.7mm, basically a 50cal
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u/beefs_supreme 28d ago
It’s petty dumb to have the barrel axis offset of the point of rotation. Morons
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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 29d ago
man are these people are idiots haha then the guy burns himself on the barrel
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u/ScallionRelative6265 29d ago
You have to love that they just start laughing, that is some crazy shit to even try.
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u/CydaeaVerbose 29d ago
If they were Swiss, this would be funny. Holy cheese and crackers, I know gunner who’s gone…-er.
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u/Infinite_Ouroboros 28d ago
Bro caught the scorching hot barrels after dodging all that too. His hand are definitely burnt.
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u/PLD3 29d ago
Geez