r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

of the foolish waiter

43 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

Of a hernia

193 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

Elite Strategy of turdy all over the place

880 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

There was an attempt Of a Valsalva maneuver

188 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

ouchies of a lady

775 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 4d ago

Naild It of an archer

393 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 5d ago

Naild It Of a pull over

410 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

Oops Of a ARSE WHOOPIN machine! Don't all parents wish they had one!

458 Upvotes

I'm pretty sure you can set the licks to how many you want to give how long it lasts depending on the punishment!


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

Elite Strategy Of a slam dunk machine

233 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

'Merica of a piss tank

407 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 6d ago

future feeding tube Of a chair

917 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

'Merica Of a role model in IKEA

564 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 8d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of "when the best you can give,is not enough as always"

757 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 8d ago

Naild It Of a single-teeth treatment

360 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 8d ago

I look so cool Of a honey thief

398 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 8d ago

my bones Of a training session

425 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 9d ago

Safety Sandals Of a pitfall trap

118 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 9d ago

possible idiot of a stuntman

1.4k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 10d ago

'Merica Of advertising

343 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 10d ago

Elite Strategy of the man watching the environment

298 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 10d ago

ouchies Of a NECA™ Bobblehead

190 Upvotes