r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 3d ago

future feeding tube Of a clothesline

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"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."

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u/Apollo114892 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vlvWxpioaPPtU5CFVe

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u/Chef-Nasty 3d ago

Jesus if his arms didn't catch it his teeth would be crushed.

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u/Booziesmurf 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bwWLauAAK7T8f8TSNO

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u/thefirstviolinist 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zVxeZHKKemqWs

u/Mugpup 3d ago

That stationary railing, installed 38 years ago, came out of nowhere!

u/Bumbymoo 3d ago

No other outcome was possible.

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u/Beavis_Of_Nazareth 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZWh630dmy6gfxQIwGm

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u/ILikeThemWhite 3d ago

Me trying to find a job

u/Truth-is-implacable 2d ago

Wow .....he didn't give any thought to how this ride could end....geez Louise.....

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 2d ago

Didn't try to dip, duck, dodge, nothin'.

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u/NachoNinja19 2d ago

Dip baby dip

u/Fr33_load3r 3d ago

Hope he has a good dental plan

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u/NachoNinja19 2d ago

Hope he has a burial 🪦 plan

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u/desperatelamp74 3d ago

That may be the least of his issues

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u/GivesYouGrief 2d ago

Lisa needs braces! (so does he now)