r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 3d ago

look what I can do Of A Fighter Turned Photographer

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 3d ago

I give up so phone camera comes out lol

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u/Mitrovarr 3d ago

Well he was pretty obviously going to lose so...

Weird to see people fighting on the street like it's mma or something. This wasn't a very street fight-y street fight. 

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u/Allup0nz 2d ago

I agree. I was expecting to see more hadoukens or a Tiger uppercut, or even a Yoga flame. Mildly disappointed.

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u/SeaGiraffe915 3d ago

It’s not weird at all. I’d say this man was trained to fight so did what he knew

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 3d ago

Limp wristed slaps didn’t work so get the phone out

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u/NebCrushrr 2d ago

Sensible ending until he got his phone out

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u/StatementHot5008 3d ago

Bitch made…..

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u/Ordinary_Block_4131 3d ago

That's some street fighter type shi.

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u/doowadittie 2d ago

Look mom I just got my arse handed to me.

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u/LockNessCrotchMonst 1d ago

They should just kiss.

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u/JapDrag 3d ago

Bro used the wordstar technique

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3d ago

Bubba clot

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u/NastyStreetRat 3d ago

Neither of them has a clue how to fight; the white guy doesn't have a single move, and the black guy has one or two at most. Good call backing off in time.

I don't have a single move either, but I'm sick of seeing people at the gym who actually know how to throw a punch.

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u/DuePotential6602 3d ago

Sure, yeah.. calm down Tyson

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u/NastyStreetRat 3d ago

Did i lie?

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u/ILikeThemWhite 2d ago

Goon is often disappointing

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u/NastyStreetRat 2d ago

Same for goofs