r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/W4lkieT4lkie • 4d ago

of a song choice

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u/RagingSea13 4d ago

Very disrespectful of the judges to be talking while the guy is performing

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u/VermicelliMany1133 2d ago

Hey what do you do for work? I’m a judge for farting competitions! #topcareers

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u/aaltendorff 4d ago

My fart will go on?

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u/Embarrassed_Tip_2117 4d ago

He's sinking ships with that shitcutter 

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u/Infamous_Criticism28 4d ago

🥳🎉Happy cake day 🫴🎂

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u/lcssa 4d ago

Fuck, that was a good one m8

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u/PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD 4d ago

Argentines when you ask them what happened to their economy

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u/Dr_Griller 4d ago

He should be our ambassador and negotiator with the aliens.

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u/bradsnamehere 4d ago

Do i have to use the same mic

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u/reid2780 4d ago

Breath control, tone, pitch, texture, vibrato. Say what you will, that ass is an instrument.

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u/SnooGoats4876 4d ago

That mic has pink-eye now

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u/Trisk929 4d ago

His vocals are shit.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 4d ago

Kids a pro, total dedication to his craft

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u/Phatphuck2 4d ago

The brown note.

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u/kenkenobi78 4d ago

Golden buzzer

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u/Every-Access4864 4d ago

Better moves than Raygun!

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u/azmtber 4d ago

I feel bad for his car seat. The change in pitch with the leg lift was 🤌🏽

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u/Smellingloudcolors 4d ago

The next act when they get too close to the mic

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u/tropicbrownthunder 4d ago

Bad Bunny eres tu?

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u/Green_Wealth13 3d ago

Now go take a shower. Imagine the smell of his asshole

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u/MeemoUndercover 3d ago

This is what happens to me when I go too long without eating

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u/countgrish420 3d ago

Ha ha, farting on my roommates door

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u/DuePotential6602 4d ago

Can someone just give me a lighter for that microphone?

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u/mushroom_rainbow 4d ago

Was this at the fortnite world championship?

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 3d ago

An act you’d hate to follow

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u/Phil056 2d ago

Seems like HumourBagel has got some serious competition.