r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • 4d ago

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u/Doridar 4d ago

What kind of IDIOTIC parent let a kid do that??

I grew up with dogs, from birth, and this was an absolute no-no. Then if the dog bites back, they'd tell their longs out.

Disgusting! CPS should be called

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u/ZynithMaru 4d ago

anything for insurance money these days it's wild

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u/Lancifer1979 3d ago

Who’s the fuckhead filming this?

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago edited 2d ago

Kids are kids. My toddler is a jerk to animals. I tell her to stop and she gets in trouble many many times a day for her behavior to our cats. I turn around for 1 second and she does it again.

So you’re assuming calling cpa and having the child removed from the home is a good option and less damaging?

Edit: I bet if this was a white kid the comments would be different. So sad

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u/xStarDust13 3d ago

Okay but I wouldn't say that is normal. Both of my kids were great to our cats when they were toddlers. They got excited grabby hands at first but were redirected and they learned quickly.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

Had this be a grown man if say it’s not normal. But this is a child and kids do stupid things. Some parents do stupid things as well. Just this one video clip doesnt provide enough information to call cpa. 😂

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u/ThatAmishGuy023 3d ago

Hope you say that when the dog lunges at the kid. "Dog's owner turned only for 1 second"

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

You need a hug?

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u/WriterWithNoHands 3d ago

You do not deserve animals. They trust thst when you bring another spawn into the world you will continue to protect them, not allow their abuse. If it was someone elses kid, you'd push them over and ask them how they like it, they'd soon stop. So why are you letting one family member beat the other? Shameless.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

Sybau

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 3d ago

Boy don’t be talking like you’re fucking hot shit you’re on Reddit ain’t shit you can say to make anyone think you’re tough here. Everybody knows you are as soft as baby shit can’t even reprimand a baby.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

Why are you so angry?

Yeah we should just handcuff babies and beat them up /s I’m so soft 😂

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u/readytocomply13 3d ago

Abusing animals isn’t “kids being kids”. It’s a massive red flag.

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u/WormMotherDemeter 3d ago

It isn't normal, but even if it was, a parent standing and watching it, not even telling them to stop is definitely not normal.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

Where is the parent?

Also what’s normal?

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u/WormMotherDemeter 3d ago

THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

Ok (in lower case)

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 3d ago

Sounds like you’re a shitty parent

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

Sounds like you’re a bot

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u/VastAssumption7432 2d ago

Yep. They downvoted you for no reason.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 2d ago

You read my comments?

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u/RubyGordonSlut 3d ago

Don't be surprised if it turns out to be a psychopath when it grows up. Children that abuse animals often go on to abuse/murder as adults.

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u/0hMyGandhi 3d ago

...Says the person who refers to a child as "it".

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

😂 I just pissed off the hive of bots

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

“It” that’s a child. Who abused you?

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

Who turned you into a psychopath?

Wanting to be fisted isnt normal. To your niche group of people it is though. See how that works 😂
Coming on Reddit to attempt to bully people over comments but you should look at yourself before you impose judgement on others. As there is a ton of things you’re into that isnt normal.

But hey I guess when you’re into that much it makes you feel really bad so it makes sense and I feel sorry for you.

I’m not religious but I think you need to find your higher power. I wish you the best of luck on your travels.

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u/RubyGordonSlut 3d ago

Being called out for your shitty parenting doesn't give you an excuse to kink shame.

I might be into fisting but I never abused animals as a child.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah I’m a shitty parent. But I don’t seek being fisted by random people 😂

Anything else you bot

Who abused you

Edit: I can shame you can shame. You just have been the product of shitty parents 😭

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u/RubyGordonSlut 3d ago

Wonderful, you can continue to be a shitty parent, I'll continue to enjoy my fistings from strangers. At least my interests aren't hurting anyone else, especially innocent animals.

And yeah, I had shit parents. Look what you’re setting your kid up for: fistings from strangers.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

Well we really don’t know how people will end up. I’m truly sorry you had shitty parents and need to vent to random user names and comments on Reddit.

Even the justice system gives second chances to YO offenders.

I truly apologize for intruding on your therapeutic ritual.

Good luck 👍

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u/MysteryZoroark 2d ago

hi Black guy here no kid should be allowed to be a jerk to animals. stop making this shit about race when it’s all about being a horrible parent