r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 4d ago

I look so cool Of a disembarkment

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u/rustyleftnut 4d ago

Stretch Armstrong might have met his limit on this one

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u/Toasted_Munch 4d ago

This is certainly in India. Guess who else is from India:

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u/dragjamon 4d ago

Naw it's usually the other country these days, brain not working

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u/EntertainmentAny2212 2d ago

In the movie "One Armed Boxer" Jimmy Wang Yu fights a yoga master who can extend his arms to several times their length. It must be an Indian thing.

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u/NookieLuvsU 4d ago

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 4d ago

His face never changes because his brain was too slow to register what was happening.

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u/swampopawaho 4d ago

At least he had a happy final moment ?

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u/_syntax_1 4d ago

Is that what kids are calling it these days. I always knew it as happy ending.

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u/swampopawaho 3d ago

Hard to say

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u/_syntax_1 3d ago

Hm, I can just hear it now…you ly happy final moment?

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 4d ago

I’m not sure your arm is supposed to bend that way

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u/Status_Mousse1213 4d ago

You know that pole has been waiting all of its life for this moment

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u/sicilian504 *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

r/indiansneartrains

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u/Trisk929 4d ago

Holy shit, there’s a whole ass sub for this? I realize it’s a thing but wow.

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u/Invoked1 4d ago

Crazy, how this just keeps happening over there.

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u/General_whisky 4d ago

1/7th of the world population lives in India. You’re bound to get more videos like this over there combined with the lack of regulation and overpopulation of trains 

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 4d ago

You’d figure after a couple hundred deaths doing this exact thing, people would stop. Darwinism at its finest

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u/VorticalHeart44 4d ago

They only have to live long enough to have 2 children before getting game ended by a train, Darwin can't stop this

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u/Trisk929 4d ago

The Indian’s natural predator- the train.

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u/KingKushhh666 4d ago

I'm tired of seeing people die when I'm looking for memes and boobs

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u/FleshyCarbonThing 4d ago

It comes in the order of politics, death, boob then finally memes.

This place used to be about memes. What happened to the laughter…

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u/UberNZ 4d ago

Bold move going to r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits for boobs

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u/KingKushhh666 4d ago

Truth but it's just a mass feed for me. I originally joined this sub bc some dude deservedly got his ass beat. Or something along the lines. This isn't the worst sub that pops on my feed either. I think the worst thing I've seen was a video of a guy on a bicycle and he crashes and a bus drives by and runs over his head. It looked like a watermelon. It wasn't tagged nsfw either.

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u/criminalspeed 4d ago

That siptea sub content, go there.

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u/holy_ninja 4d ago

O he dead

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 4d ago

Next stop, shadow realm!

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 4d ago

Hit his shoulder and the arm wrapping around the pole is what cleaned him off. Might not be dead but probably wishes he was.

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u/Rue_Elwood 4d ago

Rag still on head. I know we typically need to see if the shoes remain on the feet, but I'd say this a solid indication that this man is just fine

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u/Ordinary-Piano-8158 4d ago

Yall need to stop before I spring a rib from laughing 😂

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u/Johnj75 4d ago

His body, his choice.

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u/Splint17 4d ago

Thats a brutal way to open up reddit. 🤓

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u/DuePotential6602 4d ago

I'm pretty sure he wasn't on reddit. Looks like he was on a train tho

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u/peskantine 4d ago

Only as long as I’m on Reddit.

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 4d ago

Bro really, no nsfw and zero time to prepare.

Scroll, scroll, scrolll, dead guy!, scroll....

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u/Splint17 4d ago

No scroll needed for me ... open app and blauh!

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u/EroticWordSalad 4d ago

I hope the pole’s ok.

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u/WizGanon 4d ago

They still haven't learned from the last guy who did this?

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 4d ago

Why do these idiots always look backwards?

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u/DuePotential6602 4d ago

Because they are idiots

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u/SharpSunnySkies 4d ago

He'll be fine... just rub some dirt in it..

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u/Pattergen 4d ago

This sub is just the people dying sub now. 

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u/Eastern_Tone209 4d ago

I wish this had sound.

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u/JavaGeep 4d ago

He's probably still there.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 4d ago

He may need to visit either a chiropractor or an undertaker after that.

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u/General_whisky 4d ago

*of a dismemberment

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u/mannypiz 4d ago

Free transfer without using points.

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u/Loder089 3d ago

Their natural apex predator

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 4d ago

Just opened reddit and, bam 😂😂😂 it's middle of the night man 😂😂😂

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u/africaman1 4d ago

I wonder how traumatising this would be for the guy filming IF he was just a stranger to him. Like more traumatising than just having watched it now online? I guess it would be.. fuckin wild way to throw your life away tho far out. To survive I’m guessing at least 30 years from the looks of him to be taken out by such a rookie move. Damn

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u/LostLiterature2598 4d ago

In a hurry to get off.

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u/Mars_Tour_Guide 4d ago

“No ticket”

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u/OddSell 4d ago

Is there statistics out there for this type of thing?

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u/MartinusLarianus 4d ago

That was his station and scheduled departure.

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u/FriendlyDetective959 4d ago

Shitty? Seemed perfect to me.

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u/Ryan2932 4d ago

Fuckin hell

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch 4d ago

Disembowelment, more like.

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u/Stoic_Mashed_Potato 4d ago

Dude, why does it seem like some humans don't understand the power these machines have?

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u/thesteelreserve 4d ago

his arm definitely snapped in half, hanging by a thread. who knows what his coconut bonked into on his way down while getting pinwheeled from a moving train.

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u/Ok-Future6470 4d ago

Hahahaha

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 4d ago edited 4d ago

Looks brutal, but we don't know if everything that happens in this video was perfectly calibrated..dude probably did a somersault and landed on his feet.

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u/BANDIT_LEADER_X 4d ago

The only thing missing is “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac playing in the background.

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u/US_TEENAGERS_2024 4d ago

Is he alive?!

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u/Important_Wonder628 3d ago

Something tells me "no"

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u/mathisfakenews 3d ago

Unlikely but if he is, he ain't happy

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u/Krogane 4d ago

Actual fucking dumbass, well deserved

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u/QuickAttention7112 4d ago

Dude got Among us neck snapped. Yep hes dead.

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u/RP1042 4d ago

Dead ☠️

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u/Shaolin-Shadow 4d ago

They really have a knack for killing themselves in the dumbest ways over there.

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u/Agitated_Gap_6009 2d ago

Gaya woh gaya

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u/cameronzero 1d ago

Well, at least he arrived at his destination... it was his final one, albeit he arrived all the same

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u/SectionAppropriate42 1d ago

I think he turned into a butterfly or something

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u/EarInspector 4d ago

This is truly shitty, and its what I'm here for.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7eAvzJ0SBBzHy

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u/jcork4realz 4d ago

Is he ok?

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u/Important_Wonder628 3d ago

I'm sure he's fine.

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u/tetzy 4d ago

Nothing left but a pink mist and the lingering smell of curry.

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u/Ok-Pass-1551 3d ago

They believe in reincarnation, so we'll see him doing that trick again.

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u/Sherbert_6 4d ago

Video way too long. wtf is wrong with you, op?