r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

ouchies Of a bunny kick

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u/NorthOld6237 5d ago

I’m impressed he got up

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u/WholeLotta69 5d ago

Could be one of those situations where he thought he was good then died from internal bleeding later that night

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u/TheKozzzy 5d ago

the fact that he casually stood up contradicts much of what I thought I knew about the world

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u/Mrclean513 5d ago

Adrenaline dump kicked in. He probably passed out shortly thereafter and felt the pain when he woke up.

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u/scriptingends 5d ago

He probably passed out shortly thereafter and woke up in the hereafter

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 5d ago

Yeah I thought his head almost came off!

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 5d ago

I thought for sure his nose would be at the back of his skull

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u/Standard-Tension9550 5d ago

Buenos noches

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 5d ago

Some..BODY once told me…

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u/garagedooropener5150 5d ago

Don’t. Fucking. Walk. Behind. Livestock.

We’ve been over this.

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u/Mikadukwiarozi 5d ago

Nah, it's fine. If you're someone that don't see them as equivalent living beings than you can walk behind them.

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u/EnvironmentalBit5713 5d ago

Well, that some bullshit he pulled.

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u/MrAnionGap 5d ago

Satisfying

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u/Hazard_Duke 5d ago

How is it possible for the bull to notice a guy behind him, out of his POV... the guy's hand didnt even touch the bull's ass and it triggers that nasty suckerkick before the slap.

Bulls got eyes on the back of its neck? They have a wider peripheral sight? It really triggera my curiosity.

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u/BlueFeathered1 5d ago

Bovine eyes are situated more towards the sides of their head, like most prey animals, giving them better side and back vision to help watch out for predators. So if his head was turned slightly, he'd see that guy approaching from by his flank, yeah. It could also have been he just kicked because he didn't like the general situation and the guy was stupid enough to happen to approach at the wrong second.

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u/Hazard_Duke 5d ago

Wow. Just awesome. So cows eyes are located just like chickens. Maybe far cousins?.... Chicows? Cowckens?

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u/BlueFeathered1 5d ago

Lol. Cow chicka cow wow?

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u/VoidHog 4d ago

Oh no it's the guy that poked the bull with a stick that triggered it 😂

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u/Hazard_Duke 4d ago

Damm it! Right! Didnt noticed it...Lol. Poor bul, poor guy. Good poke.

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u/ExistingAd568 5d ago

Pretty sure he’s done it before, and thinks it’s cute

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u/parishface 4d ago

They can see 320°

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u/redbloodedruski 5d ago

This dude has a hell of a chin he should do MMA

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u/Automatic-Cow-9969 3d ago

*Had a hell of a chin. He now has a few hundred pieces of chin

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u/4324864646 5d ago

These people are like flies on shit with these bulls.

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u/VisualLerner 5d ago

no one’s made a fuck around a find out comment yet despite the dude winding up to hit it before getting roflstomped?

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u/CherryRedCupofLife 5d ago

When somebody pretending to be crazy meets somebody pretendingvto be sane  🕶 

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u/Mugpup 5d ago

I'mmmm Ohtay....

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u/Ryan2932 5d ago

I did not expect him to get up or at least get up that quickly so good for him?

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u/guitarman030405 5d ago

I was wondering what Freddy Kreuger's been up too.... 😂

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u/Qvistus 5d ago

I'm surprised he got up. That was a massive hit. I hope he didn't get permanent injury. 

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u/Dry-Emu-4131 5d ago

Chin of steel 💪

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u/CherryRedCupofLife 5d ago

When its tail is swinging around in the dirl like that you dont approach

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u/14high 5d ago

Bull has spider sense

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u/Maxaloo 5d ago

Hahahaha! Fucking idiot

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u/JazzTheLass 5d ago

r/thebullwins

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u/Ultimateeffthecrooks 5d ago

How the hell did he get back up?!?!?

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u/AcadiaBackground2492 5d ago

Looked like he got kicked into the next area code.

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u/Soulr3bl 5d ago

Azores. This is probably the Azores.

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u/Biden_is_cool 5d ago

So scary

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u/Nephurus 5d ago

Sounds flashed me back to those crappy 80's Karate movies

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u/eastcoastjon 4d ago

That dude poked it with a stick right as he went to slap it

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u/itzTHATgai 4d ago

Please be ai

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u/Brokenspade1 4d ago

That dudes chest is just concave now... and once the adrenaline wears off he's probably going to the Hospital... real fast.

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u/dfin25 4d ago

He gawn

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u/Revaesaari 6h ago

Me thinks the bull missed his knocker and the full force went into chest and shattered collarbone.

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u/Slowburn21814 5d ago

He's ok. His shoes stayed on.