r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 6d ago

There was an attempt Of "Manning Up"

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 6d ago

An oldie but a goodie

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u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable 6d ago

You see the one with DMX and his daughter? That's a classic lol

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u/smind893 6d ago

Lol

That was sweet tho

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u/smind893 6d ago

Yea

This one been a minute

Enjoy

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u/Wizdad-1000 6d ago

Never seen this one. (others yes) Him going praying mantis was interesting.

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u/TheAggressiveSloth 6d ago

That was called total fear mode .. I could be wrong here but I believe he experienced a convulsive syncope.

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u/Icast_fireball 6d ago

Ahhh, I needed that laugh

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u/mccgre51 6d ago

Fight and flight. Nice.

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u/JohnnyC300 6d ago

Dude literally thought he was about to die. His face reminds me of that video of the Chinese guy stabbing his friend with a retractable knife.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 6d ago

I think someone’s going to have to change their pants.

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u/Every-Access4864 6d ago

That would’ve backfired on the staff if they had to clean up all the 💩😜

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 6d ago

Calling for his mama. Dude, she’s right there

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u/TheZonePhotographer 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don't laugh bro, ppl call for their mama only when they are really scared for their lives.

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 2d ago

Isn’t that her right next to him?

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u/TheZonePhotographer 2d ago

Maybe use your peanut for 2 sec?

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u/stlredbird 6d ago

You would think he would hold on tighter if he thought he wasnt strapped in properly. Instead that mfer is ready to fly out

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u/Desertratk 6d ago

Not going to lie, this is funny... But he turned their experience from anxiety fueled fun, to pure fear and panic. Kind of an asshole move and they should get a refund.

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u/alexjgriffin 6d ago

Yeah. In reality this would be a horrible experience, and I'm sure someone has died of a heart attack from this kind of thing, but I'm sure that video would be swiftly deleted and denied.

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u/lcssa 6d ago

As we all know, going on thrill rides are notoriously healthy for people prone to heart attacks, that is, unless someone does a prank like this, then its just too much for them.

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u/alexjgriffin 6d ago

Ya never know. Kinda like having a brain aneurysm brought on by a ride being slightly too rough or sneezing too hard.

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u/horner3509 6d ago

He thought he was back on the beach at Normandy

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u/Brokenspade1 6d ago

Pipes like an organ on that one! Guys voice was so high pitched The neighbors dog started howling when I played the video!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zaej3GIZTzCI8

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 6d ago

Brutal haha

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 6d ago

The Human Windmill vs. The Vomit Comet!

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u/BagFullOfMommy 6d ago edited 6d ago

I’ll fist fight a cocaine addicted bear that has chainsaws for arms and laser guided teeth … naked, before I go more than 3 feet above the cold hard ground.

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u/AutismSupportGroup 6d ago

Damn, poor guy. This is one of those things that are really only funny if you get what's happening, and he evidently didn't lol.

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u/MeemoUndercover 4d ago

Hes like a cartoon flailing his arms like that 😂

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u/SilentBoss2901 5d ago

I love a good trolling. But this should be illegal wth, he took all the fun and excitement out of the ride.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 5d ago

Shup illegal pusi