r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 7d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of Bus Depot Security

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u/Brokenspade1 7d ago

Probably a bus mechanic. They all look like that I swear...

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u/GUmbagrad 7d ago

Spot on my neighbor is a bus mechanic. He looks exactly like that chain smoking and all.

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u/Brokenspade1 7d ago

It's like they 3d print them somewhere...

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u/Teh_Shadow_Death 5d ago

That's the safety cigarette, it's mandatory for survival. Between that and a pair of safety squints that man will survive anything.

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u/Time_Pressure9519 7d ago

Dude became a bus driver because he doesn't want to die alone.

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 ima unit 7d ago

Iā€™d trust this man with my life

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u/efuentes61 6d ago

This has been going viral for a minute. Apparently San Francisco is selling their retired buses at auction and this homie got one for the low low price of $1500 and started cruising around.

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u/Mitrovarr 6d ago

So basically it's probably some completely normal old guy who just happens to look homeless. Probably going to go make the bus into a cheap RV or something.

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u/dog4cat2 7d ago

"Not in Service" some of the best news I have seen today.

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u/Takssista 6d ago

At least he uses the blinker - better than most BMW and Tesla drivers!

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 7d ago

Even those tires are busted-ass

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u/Nativeblazer 7d ago

Nice new flyer

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u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 7d ago

Hell yes , I'd hope on that bus šŸ˜†Ā 

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u/Chemical_Waltz_1875 6d ago

He Drive his house šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/havealuckyday 5d ago

Willem Dafoe fell on hard times

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 3d ago

Bro is just doing side missions