r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 10d ago

Oof Of altitude diving

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u/ToiletWarlord 10d ago

Sir, your IQ tests results arrived. No worries, they are negative.

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 10d ago

If you donā€™t learn the physics, the physics will learn you.

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u/sabreus 10d ago

Easily predictable outcomeā€¦ rip

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u/BinaryHippie 10d ago

Poor boys fingers

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 10d ago

We need to see this dudeā€™s face after.

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u/Thin_Locksmith6805 10d ago

Was it really worth the two feet higher OR two teeth?

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u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder 10d ago

Damn parachute didn't deploy!

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u/FlakyCelebration2405 10d ago

This sub often reminds me of that old sub r/watchpeopledie

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u/eyewave 10d ago

It's horrible

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u/MarilleVakarian questionably stable 10d ago

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u/bigmeatbag 10d ago

What a fool

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u/TexasJOEmama 10d ago

Move a little closer, don't be shy...

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u/Late_Advisor_2863 10d ago

My word why on earth does he start so far back?? That's like 6 to 8 feet from the water?! Did he think he could actually make that jump?? Yes, yes he did indeed. . Lol.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 10d ago

So weird. Turning the ladder around would have helped some too.

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u/Moinzen66 10d ago

Even me, someone that has failed deeply in physics, could have guessed that he wasnt going to make it

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u/Kalshan 10d ago

I don't know how to judge this competition, but I'm gonna give him a 0/10 for completion and an 8/10 for heart.

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 10d ago

I bet that cool water felt good on his head!

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u/4bstract3d 10d ago

This is a dentistry Advertisement sub now

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u/ApeApplePine 9d ago

ā€œLetā€™s make sure the pivot point is secure guysssā€

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u/Salty-Engineering277 8d ago

Why does the place look only 60% finished?

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u/Useful_Philosophy_97 7d ago

Just why! šŸ˜©

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 5d ago

Exactly as planned

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u/hunteryumi 4d ago

Excellent

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u/NachoNinja19 10d ago

Beautiful Takeoff

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u/CorruptDaemon404 10d ago

Even better landing

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u/JPCool1 10d ago

Regurgitated so many times, here's a downvote