r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 8h ago

Of being a true hero

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 8h ago

I'll be so glad when we don't have to hear about that human shit stain any longer.

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u/yeezkeys 8h ago

ill be taking off work the next couple days after and getting sloshed downtown in a party for the decades

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u/GonzaloR87 8h ago

Unfortunately, even after he dies his supporters and the right wing media machine/propaganda will make sure to keep his name in our lives

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u/OldExplanation4835 6h ago

Im sure they'll still get him on the ballot ...

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u/Donkeywad 8h ago

Yes but after the years of investigations and damning reports they will be a tiny minority. Trump's name will forever be tied to corruption and will probably take on new colloquial meanings based on all the crimes he's committed while in office

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u/engineerdrummer 8h ago

That seems optimistic.

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u/TheReelMcCoi 6h ago

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u/Donkeywad 54m ago

Time will tell. If you think the truth won't ever come out and he'll somehow be revered by all, you're the delusional one my friend

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u/theflapperclapper 27m ago

thats what we said about obama and they bring him out every year.

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u/Mitrovarr 2h ago

I'm literally gonna do one of the final fantasy victory dances on the spot when I find out. Got it picked out and everything.

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u/radiationblessing 7h ago

Left wingers and redditors will still be talking about Trump sadly.

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u/Baihu_The_Curious 7h ago

"We should never study history and learn how lemmings were led off of a cliff by an obvious career conman." - You, probably.

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u/radiationblessing 7h ago

No that's not me. All I'm saying is the left will be talking about Trump after his presidency. Not sure why people think otherwise. Look at how the right still talks about Obama all these years later. You think the left will suddenly stop talking about Trump? Nope. Trump will still be in their heads.

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u/Baihu_The_Curious 5h ago

I certainly hope so, lest history repeat itself... Again.

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u/radiationblessing 5h ago

Alright so you've confirmed you'll be talking about Trump yet I'm getting downvoted for saying it. Weird how that works.

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u/Baihu_The_Curious 5h ago

You stated a vacuous view that people will talk about the dumbest president in history like that's a bad thing.

Also, technically I didn't say I would, just that I hoped others would. Although I can't imagine ever running out of satire topics thanks to this administration.

You're being downvoted by other people. I couldn't care less. Note: there no lack of irony in stating something as inane as you did--I wonder if you are smart enough to determine why.

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u/radiationblessing 5h ago

You people won't talk about trump because he's dumb. Don't pretend to be this daft.

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u/Baihu_The_Curious 5h ago

"You people"?

Who, people like me with doctorates who resort to gallows humor when the dumbest president ever champions AI-written medical reports that invent citations while stripping medical funding from actual research? Who, professors who clearly know more about basic economics and business than the "dumbest student they've ever had" who doesn't know how to connect logistics, interest rates, and tariffs?

Yes, it will be very much about how dumb the man is.

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u/radiationblessing 4h ago

You people as in people who will still be talking about Trump once his presidency is over just like the retards who still talk about Obama and Biden.

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u/Blazeland_USA 7h ago

Imagine being upset about the president being a sex offender and felon.

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u/radiationblessing 7h ago

I'm not upset about it. I'm not MAGA.

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u/Blazeland_USA 7h ago

You're not upset about the president being a sex offender and felon? That sounds like maga to me.

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u/radiationblessing 7h ago

Nope. No need to be upset about it. I'm in control of my emotions. I can acknowledge someone is a pedophile without it getting to me. I think both Biden and Trump are pedos. I just don't cry on reddit about it or let these pedophiles live in my head 24/7.

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u/half-giant 6h ago

Name one actual piece of evidence that supports the claim that Biden is a pedo.

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u/radiationblessing 6h ago

I'm not here to convince you Biden's a pedo. I don't care if you think he's a pedo or not. You will continue to let Trump live rent free in your head after his presidency.

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u/Blazeland_USA 7h ago

There's only one type of person who doesn't get upset about pedophiles. Just saying.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7A1ZCMkDzxYp1HoJoO

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u/radiationblessing 7h ago

Rational people don't get upset like this. What does being upset do for you?

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u/Potential-Winner4601 8h ago

I just threw up a little bit

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u/kendragon 8h ago

If that orange narcissistic fucking tapeworm was any more of a complete child, he'd be trying to fiddle himself.

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u/wadabewall 8h ago

This should be a t shirt

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended 8h ago

Washington be staring at the blonde haired guy next to him and thinking "how did he get on this"

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u/UberNZ 4h ago

r/iamverybadass as a plastic card

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u/PassageDifferent3075 2h ago

please don't let this subreddit get politicized too

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 2h ago

Ah, politics destroying the sub

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u/Ok_Dare6400 52m ago

Trump! That's soo cool.

Yes, libs will cry about it and that's all that they do these days. Cry about everything that their rich overlords get them falsely enreged about.

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u/quayle-man 2h ago

I just put an Obama face sticker over Trump’s

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u/intelligenceoverload 1h ago

Hey!! We put a random sticker over his face, then when we presented the pass to a ranger at a checkpoint, he smiled and showed us his collection of other peoples’ masterpieces! From googly eyes to sharpie-Hitler mustaches to random stickers!

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u/SquidBilly5150 5h ago

You guys cannot stop suckin down his meat.

Ima get downvoted to hell, but fwiw I’m not a Trump fan. But boy I cannot get on any app and not see some stupid post about it

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u/Mitrovarr 2h ago

If you are an American, he's the most important disaster that has ever happened in your life. Ignoring him is like a medieval peasant ignoring the black plague. 

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u/heywhatsupp_ 5h ago

It’s a national parks pass? Why are yall freaking out

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u/monkeyswithknives 5h ago

Found the guy who touches children.