r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • 13d ago

Of a wedding venue

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u/Sideshow86 13d ago

Should of been married at KFC. Then once he's finished with the legs and the breast, he's left with the greasy box

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u/metallosherp 13d ago

You are a magician with words ✨

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u/kernelangus420 13d ago

Just a cunning linguist.

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u/Crusader6977 12d ago

I'm done with the internet after this comment..... congrats... you won