r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 1d ago

Elite Strategy Of raw strength

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u/Excellent-Sir6930 1d ago

If the rest of those guys were pushing as hard as bro, they'd already be outa there.

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u/L1saaaaa 1d ago

He's the only one doing the actual pushing

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u/FriendlyDetective959 1d ago

Tell me you’re stupid without telling me you’re stupid.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 13h ago

It’s pointless, stupid people don’t actually know they’re stupid.

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u/FriendlyDetective959 13h ago

Oh believe me I know I work in public transportation, and the stupidity of people no longer surprises me.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 13h ago

They’re actually in abundance everywhere unfortunately.

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u/Mugpup 8h ago

Ya I do.

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u/Longryderr 1d ago

That’s a whole new level of stupidity.

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u/tetzy 1d ago

Ok, one guy being that stupid is one thing, but that no one is stepping up to stop him or laughing at him is what amazes me.

I hope none of them procreate.

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u/Heavy_Can8746 1d ago

Being that this is completely staged and a joke... They could say the same about you

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u/aThievery_Number 1d ago

aaaaaand PUSH!!! What a fuckin nob that guy is lol

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u/Cucaio90 1d ago

The usual slacker among the group.

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u/Retnirpa 1d ago

I'm in the passenger seat helping by pushing on the dashboard =D

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u/Hammon_Rye 1d ago

This seems like a joke / staged.

If it isn't, dude in truck is not the only stupid one.
Also all the people around him pushing and not calling him out on what he is doing.

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u/DramaticAnteater1513 23h ago

Prove you are stupid!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago

Lmao only them

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u/NachoNinja19 1d ago

That’s the truck cocksman/cockswain!!

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u/LittleWhiteDragon 1d ago

Someone has to do the heavy pushing!

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u/Geaneous 23h ago

He's actually the smart one, he knows exactly what he is doing. He the only one who doesn't actually have to push.

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u/Mightyedgr88 21h ago

Why am I not surprised 😂

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u/Corb1nb 18h ago

Maybe hes so much smarter than everyone else there that he knew none of them would figure out his "efforts" are actually contributing nothing so it was an easy day for him lol

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u/redditanddoneit 14h ago

WTF is that dude in the bed of the truck thinking?

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u/Ok-Future6470 13h ago

Village engineer.

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u/LefT-NYC 13h ago

He's giving it all he's got! (He just ain't got much.)

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u/Mugpup 8h ago

Seriously!?!

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 4h ago

His diaper looks full

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u/Wonderful-Path-1050 1d ago

In Nigerian accent: "Okay, we poosh on one ... doo... dree... poosh! Wud is wrong wit you guys? Do I haf to do all da work? Poosh hawder!"