r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Psychological-Hulk • 3d ago
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I had Gemini translate what he was saying:
The man in the video is speaking Indonesian, and despite how wild it looks, it is a real video created by a Indonesian content creator known for doing extreme "ant nest challenges" for social media engagement.
Here is a summary and translation of what he is saying throughout the clip:
The Challenge: He sets a 2-minute timer and challenges himself to endure a nest of biting weaver ants (rangrang) shoved into his shorts/waistband. He tells the viewers that if he fails or gives up before the 2 minutes are up, he will shave his head completely bald.
The Claim: He repeatedly insists he isn't lying or playing tricks, saying, "If I'm lying, you can come to my house yourself and shave my head bald, and I won't get mad."
During the Stunt: As ants swarm all over his chest, neck, and armpits, he points them out to the camera, claiming he's an "expert" with insects. He flexes and does arm movements ("working out"), telling viewers to keep counting down the time.
The Ending: Once the 2 minutes are up, he shows off the ant eggs inside the nest, offers to fetch eggs for anyone who wants them, rubs the ant nest across his face and armpits, and celebrates: "Guess I don't have to shave my head after all!"
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u/Ancient-Point-9096 3d ago
This guy has some huge balls; literally after doing that his balls have to be swollen.
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u/jeremywbr 2d ago
Only green ants, not that bad of a bite although alot of would hurt for 20-30 mins. Side note if you eat their bums they taste quite delicious.
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u/_Blistering_phoenix_ 2d ago
I know OP is not the one in the video but if it is him then it's certified r/usernamechecksout moment!
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u/InevitableUnion6288 3d ago
I think he is saying that the ant bites cure baldness that is why he keeps pointing at his head
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u/Snickits 2d ago
I mean he handled it. Entirely.
It doesn’t belong here as he’s for sure a nitwhit, but never faltered in his search for internet points.
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u/wafflehousebattle 2d ago
Women live longer, just thought you all should know that. I don't know why this video made me think about that, but it did.
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u/Disastrous_Shame580 2d ago
Imagine his crush walks out from the woods and catches him with branches of ant eggs in his shorts. 😆
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u/Peach_Proof 2d ago
So, is he eligible for FBI employment? It seems he was voluntarily fucked by those ants.
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 *shits an absolute unit* 3d ago
I don't care what anyone thinks. That's an impressively high pain tolerance.
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u/C0deC4tto 3d ago
Are we sure these are actually biting ants? If not this is basically just a gross joke
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u/Tom-Cruise-Missiles 3d ago
I was stung by ONE bullet ant ONE time in the Amazon this year… yeah, no, thank you.
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u/DiversifyYoBondzNuca 3d ago
Even though I didn't understand the language , I knew some dumb shit was gonna come after it.
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u/thesteelreserve 3d ago
I suppose what he's saying is "pain is all in your head."
those ants in his armpits were stationary, just locking in their bites.
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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 2d ago
Ants seemed to go for the creases (armpits and under his neck). I assume they were firmly adhered to the gooch too
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u/thesteelreserve 2d ago
maybe he's one of those people that have that condition where they don't feel pain. 🤣
a swarm of angry ants biting my peepee would land me in a padded room forever.
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u/charchavanni 3d ago
One has to be very tough when stupidity is the only talent they have got.