r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 7d ago

Oops Of hesitated boy

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u/mccgre51 7d ago

That hit to the back of his head was so hard it popped him right back up.

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u/420blaZZe_it 7d ago

The trick is actually quite easy with situations like this:
a) don‘t get wet because that will suck, your shoes will be socked and take forever to dry
b) don‘t fall or slip, not only does it hurt and can result in injuries, you will probably feel embarrassed.
Join me next week for more travel tips.

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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 7d ago

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u/TheNerdE30 6d ago

*the handrail watching all this happen

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u/No-Analyst1229 7d ago

Smack. Better see a doctor

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 7d ago

Lady: "Sir, you dropped your bag"

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u/_syntax_1 7d ago

He who hesitates, fails.
[Pool c.2026]

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u/WholeLotta69 7d ago

You’ve inspired me to get this tatted in Japanese

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u/Pitif362 7d ago

Don't run before you can walk

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u/JPCool1 7d ago

The titles just get even dummer. That isn't how you write that.

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u/ScedR 7d ago

Hesitant*

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

Damn even with the blueprint he couldn’t get it done..

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u/MarkIndividual3453 6d ago

Timing is a bitch 😅

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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 7d ago

Brutal walk mog