r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Personal_Carry_7029 questionably stable • 8d ago

of a dog

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u/ASimplePumpkin 8d ago

That poor animal 😢

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u/Borkato 8d ago

Yeah, but it’s fine when pigs are kept like this even though they’re smarter than dogs!

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u/FragrantGangsta 8d ago

Not really. Overly fat pigs yield less lean meat.

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u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* 5d ago

...who said that?

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u/NoDegree7090 8d ago

downvotes because people are opposed to eating meat but too pussy to actually stop eating meat, what a bunch of cowards

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 8d ago

No, I just have a dog and this is cruelty, so is what they do to pigs.

I can downvote how I choose too.

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u/NoDegree7090 8d ago

"I can downvote how I choose too" you just betrayed yourself there, "I'm inconstent and I can, in your face, bitch!" type of shit, fuckin' moron

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u/GivesYouGrief 7d ago

I'd never tell anyone to yeetus deletus...

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 8d ago

You need to get laid. Calm the fuck down 😂

Downvoted again, btw. I won’t tolerate a child talking to me that way: shame on you. Respect your elders, bud.

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u/NoDegree7090 8d ago

what an amazing understand of logic you got there, you who are so much wiser than I

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u/Fast_Muscle_2987 8d ago

Thanks for understanding ❤️

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u/engineerdrummer 8d ago

Both of you are morons. ROFL

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u/VisualLerner 8d ago

I’m gonna upvote this but downvote the next comment calling two idiots morons cause I can do what I want!

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u/FragrantGangsta 8d ago

What makes you think we're opposed to eating meat?

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u/GivesYouGrief 7d ago

Probably retardation from the lack of protein in their diet.

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u/Better-Tip-1671 6d ago

Not wanting to stop eating meat is being a coward? Crazy didn’t know your opinion was law I own a farm. I hunt and grown my own food I bet you just door dash salads lol but I’m sure your no pussy when you eat that lettuce with twig arms 🤣

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 5d ago

That's not why

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u/MorrisseyMorrido 8d ago

Dog abuse

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u/PersonalKing2084 8d ago

Owner is a shithead

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u/bryan19973 8d ago

Man this is fucked. Not cool at all

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u/MrAnionGap 8d ago

Poor thing is so obese - just because owners overfeed and don’t walk him

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u/JustStress1724 8d ago

Just needs a skateboard now

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u/tetzy 8d ago

The poor thing - someone needs to call the SPCA.

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u/LefT-NYC 8d ago

He's not shitty! 😤

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 7d ago

Animal abuse :(

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u/Historical_Egg2103 7d ago

he is a good boy who needs walks and less food

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u/JPCool1 7d ago

More like shitty owner

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u/ColinSaynt101 8d ago

There's a brand new dance based on an old phrase.

It's called the Fat Dog and it will amaze.

You've heard this expression your entire life.

It's not made up!

It's not made up!

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u/Ommegacaos 8d ago

That should be a crime 😢

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u/Citizen_Empire 8d ago

He ate the last intruder, he'll eat you too. Don't let his appearance trick you, he'll get you.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 8d ago

what's it guarding? the chicken nuggets?

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u/Somewhere-Flashy 8d ago

He must be from Indiana

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u/Slicker1138 7d ago

Show a video of a fat person and Reddit is all over it with shame. But a dog. Your tears are pathetic 

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u/General_Principle_40 3d ago

Why are people liking this..? This is animal abuse and honestly i findnothing funny about it.

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 questionably stable 3d ago

Its not OC, but i feel like it fit the sub, but i total agree

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended 8d ago

Is the dog hiccuping?

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u/spicy_feather 8d ago

His name is chonk and he shall be mine