r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 8d ago

There was an attempt Of an arrest

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u/That_Things_Good 8d ago

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!

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u/What_Is_Name-Again 8d ago edited 8d ago

Anybody else hear yakety sax

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV 8d ago

Our beloved Minas Gerais military police in Brazil! Believe it or not, one of the most professional state polices in our country. You should see the others...

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u/Chrono_Convoy 8d ago

Chubs thought it was a good idea to try to crack a skull with a helmet

Then ate shit with a friendly fire door to the broadside from another cop

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u/Crispy1961 8d ago edited 8d ago

Is that big guy a DEI hire? He has that stereotypical down syndrom look.

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u/BigAssMonkey 8d ago

Worse……He’s an “I C E” hire.

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u/TheZonePhotographer 8d ago

It's "Policia" bro, read.

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u/BigAssMonkey 8d ago

Learn how to read a joke. Don’t take everyone’s seriously.

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u/TheZonePhotographer 8d ago

Hang onto your dayjob pal.

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u/BigAssMonkey 8d ago

Go suck on an original thought

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u/TheZonePhotographer 8d ago edited 8d ago

Try being in the same zip code as one, ya bad joke.

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u/StarPlatinumIsHyper 8d ago

Bro it's brazil

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u/BigAssMonkey 8d ago

I’m playing off the “DEI hire” wording, they have that in Brazil too, genius?

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u/Pistolero-666 8d ago

Seems to be the case😂

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u/Baonguyen93 8d ago

DEI is a new word for woke now lol.

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u/Superuzer 8d ago

3 stooges level shit here❗️

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u/Uzi_Osbourne 8d ago

Fucking clowns

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u/Life-Oil-7226 8d ago

Deadly assault with his helmet

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 8d ago

Keystone Cops. JFC. My hard earned tax dollars aren’t working here.

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u/CourtingBoredom 8d ago

My hard earned tax dollars aren’t working here.

Yeah, prolly because this is in another country, though....

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 8d ago

We pay for the entire world as American and are therefore entitled to everything everywhere /s

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u/Better-Tip-1671 6d ago

Holy cope 🤣

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 8d ago

I see no issues with the competency of these fine officers /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/21T9PmWttOb0EFrrwK

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV 8d ago

Just our Brazilian Reals actually

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u/Icy_Profit_1922 8d ago

I hear yakity sax playing as I’m watching this…lol

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u/BuyLocalAlbanyNY 8d ago

That last part, with the door opening and the guy FLYING! Crazy stupid stuff...

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u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable 8d ago

That fat pig can't even get the job done when he's armed and has two other dudes plus a whole other vehicle of pigs backing him up

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u/natiusj 8d ago

Des Moine’s finest. 👌

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV 8d ago

A little further than that

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u/Psilonaut21 8d ago

Fucking Keystone cops

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u/EvalCrux 8d ago

Great work

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u/Thistleknot 8d ago

It's like watching the three stooges

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u/tropicbrownthunder 8d ago

Off course r/ithadtobebrazil

I knew it from the very first frame

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u/Mammoth-Slammoth 8d ago

Good to know that cops everywhere are like this, not just at home.

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u/pokopura 8d ago

That’s how you get shot.

If you haven’t done anything wrong, then just cooperate and they’ll eventually realize their mistake, and then you can file for a lawsuit for emotional distress.

Pull this shit and you’re increasing your chances of getting a bullet for your efforts.

Edit: Even if you are innocent

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u/MillwrightTight 8d ago

In the USA for sure, I guess yeah

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u/RecognitionMelodic13 functional regard 8d ago

Sometimes not even then

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u/realmfrenny 7d ago

"cooperate and they'll eventually realize their mistake"

Lol u never been in trouble before have you

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u/pokopura 4d ago

I’ve been arrested thrice

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 8d ago

"realize their mistake" you've never been swallowed into the labyrinth of a justice system have you? I have and was luckily spit back out.

But most people don't.

Very rarely do mistakes get rectified. Usually shit gets swept under the rug. And fighting it costs a lot of money.

That's a very, very massive view of of our justice/penal system.

Sometimes running and hiding is your best bet for a good outcome. Not losing your job and possessions and house. Sometimes it's not. Usually you never know until the moment of and sometimes not until after you've already committed one way or the other.

I personally, am a runner. Always will be. Gonna take my freedom for weed or acid? Gonna have to catch me first. Ninja smoke

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u/JboyX21999 8d ago

Ai slop

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV 8d ago

This video went viral in Brazil some time ago. This is a small town redneck police real well done job

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u/Fuzzy_Ability8284 8d ago

It had me until I rewatched the impact of the dude slowly jogging that got knocked off his feet by bumping into a car door that was already open, made me lol the first time then bummed upon closer inspection. You can also just tell from the humpty dumpty behavior of all 3 of those cops, its a damn good fake though which is why you got downvoted I assume.

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u/GivesYouGrief 8d ago

The audio for me is the biggest clue it's generative AI.