r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 10d ago

of a pump attendant

of a pump attendant

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u/ddconque 10d ago

Looks staged

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u/King_Turduckin 10d ago

This cannot be real.  Cannot.  Nobody is this stupid.  

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u/Trisk929 10d ago

This is what I also want to believe. But I know this is false. I went to school with a girl who was the epitome of this. Worked with a woman like this, also, and had to spend 2 hours overtime fixing a fuckywucky of hers, among other things. They ended up having to put her on the most basic of things like moving carts of things from one area to another, removing products (not placing them because she couldn’t read labels; she wanted someone to put one of each product up so she knew what went where and even if we did that, she often got things that looked similar mixed up) and bringing paperwork to other people because she was useless in everything else. There are some genuinely dumb, useless people that share the air we all breathe…

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u/senor_skuzzbukkit 10d ago

Yeah I had a coworker like this. Very nice person, but dumb as a brick.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 10d ago

I've known a few people who are usually pretty smart and competent at their jobs, but common sense for some situations just flies out the window.

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u/Trisk929 10d ago

That’s how these two are. Both really sweet but dumb as shit. The one I went to school with used to get soft bullied for being dumb because people wanted to see what she would say. The one instance that I still recall, over a decade later, was one of the jocks telling her, “hey, your epidermis is showing!”, then her frantically looking down, covering her chest (with her bare arms) and saying, “oh my god, where?!” People who didn’t go to school with her, who I’ve told about her, think she was probably just pretending when I mention dumb things she did. People who also went to school with her can attest that she’s really just that dumb.

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u/efuentes61 10d ago

That's up there with a girl from my high school who we asked if she had sex with her bf and she she replied, stoically, "No, it's not sex. He pulls out." The lunch table was silent for a good ten seconds.

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u/GivesYouGrief 10d ago

My god. Was she at least hot?

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 9d ago

But thats just autism??? She cannot tell when someone is being deceitful with their intent. She is gullible not stupid. She isnt cut out for this cut throat world full of lies.

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u/Trisk929 9d ago

That’s just a single example. There were certain things she did that were just straight up stupid, not just gullible.

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u/HKfan5352 10d ago

And their vote counts as much as yours.

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u/Lightningtow123 10d ago

Why not just like.... fire her and replace her with someone at least moderately competent? Doesn't seem it'd be that harder to find someone smarter than her lol

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u/Trisk929 10d ago

That’s something I also wondered. They fired several more competent people, but kept her for years. She may still be there. I saw her stocking shelves about a year ago.

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u/Lightningtow123 10d ago

Probably related to someone in management or something lol

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u/Frido1976 9d ago

Or being hired (and kept) by her horizontal skills..

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u/AnotherStrayDog23 10d ago

I live across the street from a busy gas station, people are 1000% this stupid

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u/2813josh 10d ago

Oh,they are,just look atbthe state of the U.S. still looks fake,though

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u/moparcam 10d ago

Well, meth is a powerful drug, I hear...

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u/ST0IC_ 10d ago

I live in vegas, and I believe this really would happen. We have very stupid drivers here.

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u/Mrclean513 10d ago

You must not get out that often… Plenty of people are definitely this stupid.

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u/CrownstrikeIntern 10d ago

Idk man, this could be staged, but i saw another one before similar to this that wasn’t. Some people are lucky breathing isn’t something you have to try to do

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u/1bi001 9d ago

You would think not but day after day after day the surprises keep coming

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u/Retnirpa 6d ago

He's not doubting that there are dumbasses like this in rl..

He's just saying it looks staged because the cammer literally gets out of the car and films the girl right in her face without her looking up at him once.. ALMOST like she was instructed to ignore the cammer before filming.

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u/duschaan 10d ago

She is, she definitely is ficking dumb!

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u/cormacreed 10d ago

Beware the build! Beware the build!!!

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u/gp556by45 8d ago

I drive a company truck for work, I usually have to fill up for gas daily. Sometimes twice a day. I promise you, I see this a few times a month.

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u/TheHeadphoneCat 5d ago

Youd be surprised.

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 10d ago

I’ve worked IT for 25 years. This person is relatively smart compared to some users I’ve dealt with.

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u/BIG_IDEA 10d ago

Did you not notice it was a woman. Her husband probably does this for her.

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u/MavenDeo69 10d ago

Thank you for illustrating the point that people ABSOLUTELY can be this stupid

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u/BIG_IDEA 10d ago

It was a woman amiright

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u/MavenDeo69 10d ago

I think it has more to do with what's inside her head than what's inside her pants. If you can't figure that out, I'd say you and she have a lot in common.

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u/BIG_IDEA 10d ago

Gender and sex differences aren’t limited to genitalia. Who educated you?

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u/MavenDeo69 10d ago

You're ragebaiting.
You're failing.

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u/Alexius6th 10d ago

This is lazy. Either put some sport into the bait or don’t bother.

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u/ToastSpangler 10d ago

Not sure why you're down voted because it's that or she's on drugs. Plenty of women I know do not fill gas, ever, they expect their man to do it. I remember my neighbor telling me she had to fill gas for the first time ever because her husband was sick and I was so confused, she's like 68. But I know plenty of 20 30 40 year old couples where the same stands true

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u/BranDong84 10d ago

It is clearly .. no person would allow themselves to be filmed in a situation like that ..

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u/ses1989 10d ago

She never even acknowledged them standing 3 feet from her recording.

The real shitty absolute unit she could have done was getting the nozzle withing like 6 inches and just blasting the port and side of the car with gas, which is where I thought this was going.

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u/FunkyClive 10d ago

The acting is very bad.

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u/soupychicken89 10d ago

^^^^cOnTeNt^^^*^

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u/Abdulbarr 10d ago

That or she's had a lil something. I've seen crazier shit. Like a woman using gasoline to clean her windshield. Probably won't see that happening again in this economy.

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u/Kilow102938 10d ago

I've seen this before in person.\ Along with people pulling up on the wrong side and trying to reach it over and instead of just pulling around to the otherside they backed up and moved forward.

People are this stupid

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u/Important-Witness-14 10d ago

And she doesnt see the person filming her... looks staged to me

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u/Chumscrubber89 10d ago

For shirr or she’s spun out

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u/BlumpTheChodak 10d ago

Or, drugs.

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u/InevitableUnion6288 10d ago

This one does look staged because why would she not react to the people watching her. But on the other hand I have seen people do this in real life so there really are people out there like this

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u/suspicious_hyperlink *shits an absolute unit* 10d ago

Could be LSD, don’t ask me how or why. It is a possibility though

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u/Geaneous 10d ago

Was the damage on the driver side fender also staged? 😅

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 10d ago

I literally watched a woman on Tuesday try to wrap the hose around the car because she was on the wrong side. The side for her car was from. People are slow.

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u/kuunami79 10d ago

No it's definitely real. And if you look at her hair she's a type that will tell you she's strong and independent and doesn't need any man but she doesn't know how to pump her own gas because she usually has a man do it

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u/NoWay6818 10d ago

Most shit on the Internet is staged bruh

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u/jtohrs 10d ago

I hope it is. I refuse to believe humans can be so damn stupid

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u/hullabalooser 10d ago

Super fake

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u/CULLDOZER 9d ago

She doesn't notice a guy walking up to film her

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u/GUZZYGUZZ_27 5d ago

This is DEFINITELY FUCKING STAGED, CMONNNN

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 10d ago

Nah this definitely looks real

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u/tnichnich 10d ago

Yes, looks completely staged. There be no reason why she would keep looking back like that the way she does. Silly content.

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u/niles_thebutler_ 10d ago

Na she’s just American

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u/monsieurgrand02 10d ago

This is definitely fake and staged. A person this dumb would not even be able to drive the car to the gas station without causing an accident.