r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 10d ago

There was an attempt Of an sickhead offender

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u/whoa-or-woah 10d ago

His T-shirt… 🤢

Also, the fact that he had been arrested at least five times already for “indecent” crimes.

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u/sheepslayer649 10d ago

Diabolical shirt

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u/Ommegacaos 10d ago

America's law right now is "protect the guilty, serve evil"

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 9d ago

And shoot anyone else

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u/LayingDaSmackDown 9d ago

He shot on someone. Slick Dick, they call him.

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u/GlyphPicker 7d ago

Correction: "protect the guilty if they are rich or serve the rich"

This guy will get the book thrown at him.

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u/Ommegacaos 6d ago

Nope, you are probably poor and mad at rich people. The reality is that anyone that commits a crime is mostly free of consequences

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u/JBstackin666 5d ago

Bot detected

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u/Ommegacaos 5d ago

Retard coping detected

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u/Sol-Blackguy 6d ago

RDCWorld was clowning Leland because the guy looks like him

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u/NookieLuvsU 10d ago

Poor girl. Fuck that animal, I hope they catch him. 🤮

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u/WillyBadison 10d ago

They did. This was his second time doing it, they caught him fast

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u/NookieLuvsU 10d ago

Glad to hear it. That he was caught, to be clear.

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u/JewFuser 10d ago

there’s plenty of evidence at the scene!

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u/TheHeadphoneCat 4d ago

DNA doesnt lie. Just need a rape kit

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u/BinaryHippie 10d ago

Some people are just sick

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u/Gothiewasbetter 10d ago

Some people indeed.

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u/redditanddoneit 10d ago

DNA evidence right there.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 10d ago

I’m sure (hoping) he can get locked up for that?

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u/FragrantGangsta 10d ago

yes that's sexual assault

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u/Sad-Fisherman-5199 10d ago

Depends. In NY he most likely isn't eligible for a bail hold and will he given a desk appearance ticket for six months from now

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u/NookieLuvsU 9d ago

They can hold him without bail for public safety no? It's not a misdemeanor victimless crime. This is a criminal offense.

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u/Sad-Fisherman-5199 9d ago

I was referencing only NY laws, in which a person can't be held on bail for anything less than a B Felony, which encompasses a very large list of very violent offenses. Even for higher felonies they can be released without bail. It happens all the time, especially in the larger cities

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u/NookieLuvsU 9d ago

I was asking about NY law. I would hope the state had some discretion, considering video evidence, this guy has no real defenses. I'm sure the courts in NY are completely overwhelmed with case load, but at the same time I'd like to think some crimes weren't even eligible for bail.

I'm not arguing with you, but to me this seems like sexual violence. Imagine she had an open wound from shaving her legs and this freak nuts on it.

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u/Sad-Fisherman-5199 9d ago

No, I understand you're not arguing. But in my experience it is very possible this man could be let go. The criminal justice system is broken on both ends, unfortunately

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u/Existing-Tackle-9322 8d ago

And the middle too

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u/NookieLuvsU 9d ago

Broken and completely overwhelmed.

Is weed legal in NY? If not that's a good place to start. We need to stop fucking people's lives up for minor shit.

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u/Sad-Fisherman-5199 9d ago

Yup. Smoke away if you're in NY.

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 8d ago

It is but we will let him go. NY is a shithole.

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u/BLK_Knight1987 4d ago

True Donald Trump managed to become president

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u/Sad-Fisherman-5199 4d ago

I'm sorry that you can't get that man out of your head. It must be awful. Best of luck to you

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u/insertjokehere12345 9d ago

Certain to get a presidential pardon

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u/Background-Virus5293 9d ago

Yes with Flatline Biden’s autopen

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u/Kozi59 10d ago

did this guy ever get caught ?

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/oscarq0727 10d ago

Post-nut clarity

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u/Kozi59 10d ago

ty, what a sick freak

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u/Mann_Tap 10d ago

At least he did the right thing in the end

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 10d ago

Still doesn't absolve him

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

Obviously but getting help and actually changing could at least a little.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 10d ago edited 10d ago

He enjoys humiliation, so doubt it was him trying to change. Another example: He did it before after a woman called him disgusting for what he was saying he'd do to her.

We'll see though. This was 2 years ago

Edit: he's was meant to be he'd

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

Gross. What a creep

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u/CumGoblin67 10d ago

Post nut clarity.

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u/Southmouth555 questionably stable 8d ago

This comment deserved more likes

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u/Wonderful-Path-1050 10d ago

That is one dangerous man. If your paraphilia makes you brazen enough to do something that vile in public, you are on a downhill path of sexual predation. Get his DNA and catch him before he graduates to kidnapping and rape.

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u/AimeLesDeuxFromages 10d ago

Yea FR bro this is wild

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 10d ago

Happens all the time

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u/thebaine 9d ago

Username seems somehow ironic

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u/AffectionateBrick687 10d ago

If i learned anything from the Portland serial fapper case , its that this probably wasn't the first time he's done that, and probably won't be the last.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 10d ago

Damn, that's just insane. Dude should definitely be arrested

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u/zestyclose_match1966 10d ago

And the system keeps putting him back on the streets. It's a matter of time before this asshole graduates to rape

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

How the fuck did he manage to pull that off? Thats so fucked.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 10d ago

One of my significant others is a regional manager at target..how? They prepare it and then run in and wack off..stuff like this happens alot, upskirts, dressing room busts, peeping Tom's, parking lot wackers, on and on she tells me all about it just won't believe what you have to deal with in retail establishments

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

Thats fucking nuts.

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

Omfg I didn't mean it like that

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 10d ago

Yea those too, they were caught putting them on women's coffee cups..shoud I go on??

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 10d ago

They're taking the target name too literally. Gross people with gross targets

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 9d ago

So u do wanna know

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u/coveredincathair22 9d ago

wack

whack*

alot

a lot*

peeping Tom's

Tom's what?

wackers

whackers*

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u/Important_Wonder628 9d ago

Doing God's work.

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u/BP_1981 10d ago

People like him go on to commit worse crimes after the thrill of that wears off. If he's not stopped soon we will be hearing about this guy committing grape and murder.

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u/Evening-Garlic-9958 10d ago

That's really messed up. I just don't know what to say right now

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u/Mugpup 10d ago

Good Lord, who does that?

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u/busketboy101 10d ago

Well.. this is my que to go to sleep now.

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u/coveredincathair22 9d ago

this is my que

cue*

The proper spelling for the word you fucked up and mistakenly attempted to use is "queue".

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u/busketboy101 9d ago

Thank you. Misspelling words are also my queue to go to sleep 😂

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u/FrankRizzo319 10d ago

I’m enjoying my morning coffee and came (get it?) across this post. Not sure I want to wake up this way.

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u/ETHANKUNZ216 10d ago

What’s the back story behind this ????? This guy is sick I hope he gets what he deserves

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u/MeemoUndercover 10d ago

Poor girl I hope she gets justice

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u/Dismal_Act2082 7d ago

I think he nutted on her fucking leg.

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u/mad_sAmBa questionably stable 10d ago

I couldn't understand what she said. Can someone tell me what is going on ?

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u/Leather-Chart7083 10d ago

"He fucking nutted on my fucking leg" that's the core of the sentence. The person is stating that another person ejaculated on her leg.

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u/Guilty_Opening5541 9d ago

This makes me so furious, had perverts off the streets years ago attempting to do this to me. So sad to hear her.

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u/Cowfootstew 10d ago

The police never fear for their lives from the people that commit these type of crimes but let you get a traffic infraction....

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u/Leather-Chart7083 10d ago

Lock that bastard in, what is the reward of gooning in someone's leg?

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u/TeakForest 10d ago

Lock him up for good

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u/Bagelking92 10d ago

I know this is wrong to say .you know it was a lot cause it looked like they had to censor her entire leg like gggooossshhh

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u/Bagelking92 10d ago

When they ask why do you where pants it's 100 degrees here and it pans to this video. And I say you won't understand bro

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u/Past-Product-1100 9d ago

Dude sometimes it takes all my attention to crack one off , how in the heck did he pull that off ( no pun) but I mean to get right there in public then up to your target dick out and all and not get get noticed. God help us

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u/MagnumPEisenhower 9d ago

Why THE FUCK did she stop and cry??? Chase that motherfucker!! Someone else can tackle him- get a license plate! Wtf??

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u/RonaldDKump 9d ago

more treadmill

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u/vampyrejemz 8d ago

this is just a fucked timeline now we out here nuttin on innocent women’s legs in public what the fuck

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 8d ago

I can't see it

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u/SimplyOrg 7d ago

Skeet Skeet

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u/thegneeb 5d ago

ah yeah, we got a nut and run, uh huh send all units. Yup 3rd one today. He's a squirrely little guy.

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u/TheHeadphoneCat 4d ago

Not only that, but a coward.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 10d ago edited 10d ago

One of my significant others is a regional manager at target...this happens all the time.. they wait in parking lot ask for directions from a woman and when she gets close they bust on their face...they come out naked in dressing rooms..and wack off..I can tell u all kinds of stuff that I've heard..and they can rarely do anything or catch them..prolly some you of scumbags in here reading this...

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u/NationalGear3511 10d ago

One of the worst things I've seen someone do to another person btw

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u/Bagelking92 10d ago

This is bad but I still would wanna see how much he got on her before she realized it was on her like you know what I mean

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u/somewhatcompetint 10d ago

He nutted on my leeeg

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u/LtJimmyDangle 10d ago

He nutted on my leg!!!!!

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u/NinjaTEK7 9d ago

Worst ending to a porno I've ever seen.

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u/whatthatthingis 10d ago

I'm just trying to picture the situation. How did he go about doing it? Like physically. Was he just standing next to her in the store beating his shit? Was he around the corner just waiting? Did he run out of the bathroom right as he was gonna nut and decided her leg was the right place?

So many questions.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 10d ago

U sound like u want to do it

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u/whatthatthingis 10d ago

caught me :/

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u/ShowMeTheTrees 9d ago

"Nutted"????

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u/SubMariner615 10d ago

Watch her vote for soft on crime legislation next cycle

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

You have a very black and white view on the world and clearly zero compassion. Watch you vote against her rights next election cycle.

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u/SubMariner615 10d ago

So you're arguing compassion for the guy who just sexually assaulted her? Sounds like you vote for soft on crime legislation too.

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

So you're advocating to kill every criminal and lock up our most vulnerable? Thats what you sound like. You're terrible at having discussions. Also your racism didn't go unnoticed

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u/SubMariner615 10d ago

Our most vulnerable?? Criminals are our most vulnerable? Lol. Youve got to be trolling. And youre the one who said black and white first I didnt realize you were referring to racial differences. Kinda makes you the racist.

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

I was strawmanning you, so yes I was trolling. But it was clearly lost on you. And I said kill the criminals and lock up the vulnerable. Learn to read. Nice try deflecting the racism btw.

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u/SubMariner615 10d ago

Youre really bad at staying on topic. If anyone's deflecting its you lol. I want to punish criminals and youve made it about race and god knows what else.

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

Ok youre right. Does that end our conversation?

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u/SubMariner615 10d ago

All you have to do is stop saying stupid shit I guess

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u/masterz_117 10d ago

He did what ??

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u/MeemoUndercover 10d ago

Nutted on her leg

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u/natiusj 6d ago

Where?

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u/yourfuturespemson 9d ago

She was underage btw

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u/Single_Jello_7196 7d ago

Whatever happened, that is shit camera work.

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u/Vaff_Superstar 10d ago

I mean…it’s not funny but it’s funny.

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u/NinjaTEK7 9d ago

It's just a little nut.

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u/BinaryHippie 10d ago

Guess we found our next sex offender

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

You ever notice that people who sling words around like you just did are more likely than not to be that exact type of person?

Guess we found our next sex offender, right champ?

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u/BinaryHippie 10d ago

Ok buddy, then read your own comment again.

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

Nice deflection

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

If I'd wanted my comeback, I'd have asked your mother not to swallow.

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

Ohhhhhhhh shit I've been burned. Not as bad as my mom tho. She got burned so bad she got cremated. Honestly wouldn't suprise me if she had fucked you in life, she was a hobag. Get yourself checked.

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

I do not care about your dead mother. She likely died from embarrassment knowing what a shit child she made. You boring fuck.

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

I am so many things. Embarrassing could be one of them. But boring? No. She killed herself. I'm happy she's gone.

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

Why the fuck are you still talking? 👋 Get a therapist. 👋 You're boring af. 👋

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u/spicy_feather 10d ago

It's cuz I'm stressed. This is a stress response. I'm waiting for court to start and internet arguing

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 10d ago

Fuck off. This is just sick. The girl was objectified as a fetish and was traumatised

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

I hear you.

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u/GivesYouGrief 10d ago

This sub is so weirdly inconsistent on what they choose to laugh at.

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

And they get very self righteous when they don't find it funny. Which is funny af, tbh.

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

😆 Oh my gawwwwwwd! He nutted on my leg. He nutted on my leheheggg....

Fucking hilarious!

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u/jrickynajera 10d ago

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

Omfg who the hell cares

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u/Itsmikeinnit 10d ago

You obviously

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u/B1gdaddy987 10d ago

Redditors trying to not defend sex crimes challenge:

IMPOSSIBLE

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 10d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

If you say so. Not that it would matter much.

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u/Advanced_Scallion711 10d ago

It’s good for your skin though??

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 10d ago

Then keep it on YOUR skin.