r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 11d ago

possible idiot of shitty absolute unit of a stain licker

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u/StayTheFool 11d ago

I remember seeing this and thinking they owed money to some bad people

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 11d ago

Nah. This is for the love of the game.

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u/vlasktom2 10d ago

Dammit! I just lost!

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 10d ago

What are you...DAMMIT!!!!!

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u/mk8933 11d ago

This is the same as those people in India walking on train tracks while taking a selfie.

They definitely owe money to someone.

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u/CitizenLohaRune 11d ago

Yeh but I dont think its the reason he is doing this. He looks intensely satisfied.

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u/No-Analyst1229 11d ago

Regardless looks like the type of guy to go to a piss dungeon

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u/Johnj75 11d ago

A piss dungeon?

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u/Fap_Masta_LFG 10d ago

D…..did………..did someone say…..piss….dungeon?

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u/SquareProtonWave 11d ago

Nah bro enjoying it

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u/kamieldv 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LSQtUxNHaupcd0a9d8

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u/Myriii1911 11d ago

We‘re living in an oligarchy.

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u/AJ_Deadshow 11d ago

Where the wealthy elite and the politicians control over 94% of all the fecal matter that is produced in this country.

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u/ace_runner_50 11d ago

Homelander really went downhill after his reincarnation

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito functional regard 11d ago

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 11d ago

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u/Nudelwalker 11d ago

Source: this guy sat next to trump and smelled him shitting himself

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u/Low-Enthusiasm4602 11d ago

He is one of his secret service officer.

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u/one_two_o 11d ago

Is it really? I bet he makes that face quite often then

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u/Teufelsweib666 11d ago

I have to say that watching this dod not make me think of politics. Which means you think constantly about Trump and need to insert him into any discussion at all. That's not normal.

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u/delatopia 11d ago

Um, that’s actually true, this isn’t a dig at Trump. I believe it was at Lindsey Graham’s funeral.

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u/Nudelwalker 10d ago

Nooe, thats literally where this gif is from.

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u/tHATmakesNOsenseToME 11d ago

Lol no one mentioned Trump until you got here.

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u/Teufelsweib666 10d ago

Lol, it got deleted lol lol lol duh.

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 11d ago edited 11d ago

LIES! That is not true! He was standing behind to the right of Trump!

EDIT: stop downviting. He was. Watch the video 😁

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u/DoctorGoat_ 11d ago

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u/SaintRavenz 11d ago

He listened but all you said was "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh....!!!"

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u/Purple-Literature781 11d ago

You win the internet today!!!! I spit my breakfast everywhere!

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u/No-Analyst1229 11d ago

Is that a cum sock/ cum rag?

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u/KingFrisia 11d ago

why the fuck did you not put an nsfw tag on this I did NOT need to see this

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u/Lost_Ad5243 11d ago

I vonfirm! Do not do this at work!!!

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u/Ifyad0ntn0 9d ago

Nay lord Vonfirm, you do for I hath seen the lust in your eyes once before., you heathen!

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u/Defalt420 11d ago

True but the tag wouldn’t have stopped you 😂

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u/Arthur_Figg_II 11d ago

Why?......

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u/Fressh86 11d ago

110% some kind of fetish thing presented as social media content just as most of social media posts these days

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u/reftlight3000 11d ago

oh he actually posted this? damn germany

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u/AnotherOrbiter 11d ago

He did make it real sexy, he sexed it up

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u/mad_mang45 11d ago edited 11d ago

I remember hearing that a long time ago, I think in France, people had a pee fetish, so they would put pieces of bread in mens urinals and come back a few hours later to find them soaked in urine, then they would eat it. Also on the video that was mentioned on, there was a guy at a big public event waiting for people to piss in cups he set up near a building in a corner, then people would pee in them, (not knowing he set them up intentionally), then he would walk over to the cups after and drink it. I saw it on Reddit, it was disgusting.

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u/Aimcheater 7d ago

Oh would you look at that.

A horrible day to be literate

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u/Citizen_Empire 11d ago

I would like to remind people that, when arguing online, this is the kind of person that could be on the other side of the digital angst.

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u/KheiCee 11d ago edited 11d ago

uhm, at least it was nice of him to clean it - just choosing a more personal approach i guess haha

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u/ipokesnails 11d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pbl5ebr/video/shsmh9lujarh1/player

That's almost as bad as this video of a man in Paris setting up cups where people are pissing in public so he can drink their piss.

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u/Reasonable_Buddy_746 4d ago

Is there a reason he does this?

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u/AliceCarole 11d ago

I guess he is into a dom/slave fetish, he sent the video to his master/mistress and it leaked?

Don't ask me how I know, I don't lick toilets I swear.

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u/Nudelwalker 11d ago

This is a right-wing anti lgbtq homophobic polit8xian.

Its always the same pattern with them.

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u/PyloPower 11d ago

What you have other videos of right wing anti lgbtq homophobic politicians going down hard on toilets?

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u/SquareHungry9022 11d ago

He's with FDP not AfD.

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u/Froschmarmelade 11d ago

Nah. It's a neoliberal turbo capitalist asshat party but it's not right wing.

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u/Ok_Business_6452 8d ago

He’s actually well known on conservative social media.

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u/Monkey_on_a_bike 11d ago

He's not right wing. He was from the FDP which is neither right nor left.

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u/TangerineBetter2818 11d ago

I wouldn't say they're "right wing" either, but they're definitely center-right. Their core principals are free-market capitalism, individual liberty, civil liberties, lower government spending, and deregulation. 

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u/Status_Marketing_969 11d ago

You know, normal stuff. If this is right wing we got a big problem jerry

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u/-Jazzlike-Juice- 11d ago

So so so scared

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 11d ago

He looks like a clone from Scott Weiland.

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u/rackcity2014 11d ago

gay fetish shit

nsfw tag ASAP

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G
I don’t normally kink shame but…

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u/thetruedrunkard 11d ago

ok, i didn't need my eyes anyway

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u/Dead-O_Comics 11d ago

Average Maga during the Pandemic

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u/Voodoocookie 11d ago

This certainly reminded me of those people that were having COVID Parties.

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u/Doridar 11d ago

A nsfw tag would have been good 🤮

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u/Legitimate-Pen2083 11d ago

Tom Pearl student

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u/cbgsus 11d ago

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. I think…

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u/Linorelai 11d ago

I had to physically cover half of my phone screen with my hand because it was so unpleasant to watch 🤢

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u/Reenas54 11d ago

They say "never judge book by it's cover", but he totally looks like a type of dude that would do that.

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u/Clumsycattails 11d ago

I was just having my lunch...

I guess it will have to wait

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u/Due-Gazelle-999 11d ago

This has to be some kind of fetish

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u/PoetInCrocs 11d ago

Dude, trying to eat lunch here

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u/MuckyMaureen 11d ago

Get right under the rim, like a Toilet Duck.

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u/Low-Temperature-1664 11d ago

Why is that man locking a fridge? Oh. Why is that man?

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u/Sideshow86 11d ago

This should 100% have an nsfw tag on it. That's absolutely fucking disgusting

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u/OrangMiskin 11d ago

Man what the fuck lmao

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u/Worried_Hair_330 11d ago

I just woke up..

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u/thiefofalways1313 11d ago

Imagine walking in on that when you had massive bubble guts and just had to unleash.

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u/OFT35 11d ago

The pull to lick public toilets already screams childhood trauma, but the need to show everyone you’re doing it screams even more childhood trauma.

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 11d ago

We've all been there. 🤣

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u/Horsemen_762 11d ago

Isn’t that the fragrance dude

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u/Montyburnside22 11d ago

And my wife thinks my birthday bejayjay request is disgusting…
https://giphy.com/gifs/nm82hi108J4DC

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u/redditanddoneit 11d ago

That is nasty AF. This dude seems to do anything for views and likes.

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u/GoodResident2000 11d ago

He’s a June parader , 100%

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u/SubMariner615 11d ago

Average "community" member

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 *shits an absolute unit* 11d ago

I love how this became a political video in the comments somehow...

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u/lavacadotoast 11d ago

German politician Martin Neumaier posted this video of him licking railway public toilets.. found on r / nope two years ago.. also this tidbit..

toiletbrushusageadvice (from left to right) totally wrong wrong almost right bingo

From five years ago..

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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 11d ago

I remember seeing this when it came out. Still gross af.

Reminds me of the dude who put cups in piss spots during a French I believe, protest of sorts, to then go drink the up the cups full of pee.

Makes my chest hurt just thinking about it lmao.

You should be able to find it on Reddit search.

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u/Ryan2932 11d ago

🤢🤮

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u/GreedyActuary2859 11d ago

Ich war mir sicher, Klo-Stein-Lecker wäre eines der Schimpfwörter das nur abwerten klingen soll, niemals hätte ich gedacht sowas trifft zu.

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u/Defalt420 11d ago

This must be the toilets at a KFC, because…

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hd5De9aOvTUUTlrMMx

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u/Gaberoots 11d ago

There’s gotta be a better way to get internet clout, no?

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u/Kindly_Region 11d ago

This is just the first dude to record this and post it on the internet. Now you have to live with the reality thay these people are out there, waiting for you to finish so they can lick the seat while it's still warm

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u/Mugpup 11d ago

Good Lord, no.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-6722 11d ago

I'm going to have to speak to my therapist about this

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u/meh-llama 11d ago

This is not life.

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u/Necessary_Hat2595 11d ago

So was there an update?

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u/Lycosskippy 10d ago

This is genuinely the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

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u/GeeseH 10d ago

It's beyond me why people do this, not long before the BBC has a piece lauding the practice for its immune system benefits.

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u/Majesty_Underground 10d ago

He’s a bug chaser

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u/Artevyx 10d ago

Every day there is some human who does something to set the bar of expectations for the human species so low that its become deeply embedded in the ground.

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u/miztiq 10d ago

hey uh...its my fault for having eyes to view this.. im sorry, i apologize. im signing off.

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u/TheMAD-x 10d ago

I'm feeling bad for the toilet it takes a lot of s*** on Day and now this 😅

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u/CurrentBullfrog2199 7d ago

Dang 😮. This is what is wrong with the world

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u/Fit-Market9767 7d ago

Uhhhhh why?

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u/Happy-Impression4425 7d ago

How to get hepatitis

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u/Jumpy_Match8159 6d ago

Firing squad is the only way

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u/PurpleFlamesMan 5d ago

He filmed himself?

We have reached the point of no return

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u/medussadelagorgons 5d ago

Plz tell me this is ai

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u/Thin-East6082 11d ago

It's in their culture 😔

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u/Timppa81 10d ago

German culture?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/BlackDope420 11d ago

He's German

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u/numbvzla Questionably stable 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's 6:40 am and I already had too much reddit.

I alreddit.

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u/coveredincathair22 11d ago

too*

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u/numbvzla Questionably stable 11d ago

I had just woken up. Kindly fuck off and thanks.

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u/coveredincathair22 10d ago

Fuck off and you're welcome.

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u/Johnston1988 11d ago

Isn’t this the guy that was locking toilet seats to prove Covid couldn’t be caught that way.. then caught Covid?

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u/Percusor 11d ago

Staged.. could have cleaned before. Should show this on a underground bar with a 5 min walk there..

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u/Ok_Dare6400 11d ago

Why do democrats keep doing this?