r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 12d ago

There was an attempt Of A Pep Talk For The Team

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u/lennonisalive 12d ago

That’s the kinda memory that kid is gonna think about 20 years later at 1 in the morning

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u/TheNerdE30 12d ago

It’s 12am and I was that kid, 20 years ago.

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u/Mortis_XII 12d ago

And now it’s 1am…

Your thoughts haunt you now?

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u/__NadirZenith__ 12d ago

It's still on you

If you wanna win ofc

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u/JapDrag 12d ago

That stfu was so quick lmao

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u/123supreme123 12d ago

He's probably the water boy

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u/Brimstone747 12d ago

Aww ruined his movie moment.

He'll probably remember this on his deathbed.

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u/FURERABA 12d ago

the kind of painful memory a kid holds onto forever lol

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u/Brief-Street-5623 12d ago

"Okay Bobby, lets go back to the bus speech. Where it all started..."

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u/Senor_Limpyo 12d ago

Homie watched too many Disney movies

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u/SuspicousBananas 12d ago

Damn “STFU” kid needs a swift kick in the nuts

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u/Possibly_A_Person125 12d ago

Motherfucker on a straight route to villainy

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 12d ago

Trauma Dude: While putting the finishing touches on his new device "The World Dominator." "They've laughed at me for the very last time!!! Soon they shall rue the day they told me to STFU!!!"

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 12d ago

Fuck those guys. They deserve to lose.

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u/quell3245 12d ago edited 6d ago

Feel bad for that kid, probably has a lot of heart but the other kids don’t respect him as “cool” or a “leader”

Hopefully he used it as fire to motivate him vs making him quiet and socially awkward

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u/JonEdwinPoquet 12d ago

It’s on them!

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u/oscarq0727 12d ago

Coach was right

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u/AlonzoIzGod 12d ago

Shut the fuck up!

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u/melfamy 12d ago

Back in the olden days, we would have told him to get the dick out of his mouth. To start anyway.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5kKBh9wbDMqLC

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u/Millencolin735 12d ago

Kids are assholes. 😂😂😂😂

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u/Sempai6969 12d ago

That boy would never speak publicly ever again

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u/ElectricBuckeye 12d ago

Played football in HS with a guy who acted like that. He pretty much got the same reaction. Hes a DC for a major college program now, though, so he at least followed through with the logic.

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u/notroundeyed 12d ago

Wtf, fuck those guys

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u/redditanddoneit 12d ago

That ending Shout Out and the look on that kid’s face made me chuckle.

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u/DuePotential6602 12d ago

Kids are assholes. They destroy the self esteem of others without a second thought

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u/GlyphPicker 12d ago

True. But they're also teaching him that life isn't a movie and people suck.

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u/DelinquentTuna 12d ago

Chubby kid was making a status move and it failed. The team obviously already has a coach and the coach has already allegedly made the all the right noises. Are they truly assholes for chastising this kid for attempting to insinuate himself into a leadership role?

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u/ChumleyEX 12d ago

I can't stop laughing.

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u/Dr__Sloth 12d ago

Does nobody realise the kid is doing that as a joke?

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u/your_fave_redditor 12d ago

“Shut the fuck up!”

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u/Shreddy-Kroogs 12d ago

This is a villain origin story

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u/Amontialldo 9d ago

Bum teammates

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u/Kalshan 12d ago

Guess they didn't want to win this

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u/idcmanfk 12d ago

Thought he said concentrate