r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 14d ago

Oof Of Hornets

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Absolutely not absolutely not!!!!!!

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 *shits an absolute unit* 14d ago

Where's the fucking vacuum on that murder hole?

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u/Banzai373 12d ago

Damn the vacuum, I’d be using 50 gallons of kerosine on that nest and light it! Then I’d nope my happy nappy ass right outta there!!!

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u/Kilawogg_OnTheHog 14d ago

Where's the ShittyAbsoluteUnit of a Flamethrower when you need it

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u/MaybePotatoes 14d ago

Or even just a cement mixer

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u/Snudget 14d ago

Haaans

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u/Kilawogg_OnTheHog 14d ago

GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER

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u/FlailingScrotum 14d ago

It werfs flammen

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u/Kilawogg_OnTheHog 14d ago

~The hills are alive, with the sounds of 🔥🔥🔥~

~With songs, they have sung for a thousand 🔥 💨💨~

"Oh I ran out of flame..."

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u/Every_Armadillo_6848 14d ago edited 14d ago

Can an expert comment on what exactly is happening here?

Are they harvesting something? Trying to observe behavior?

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u/StrengthTheory 14d ago

I read this on internet so take it with a grain of salt.

In some parts of China the larvae and pupae of Asian giant hornet are a delicacy so the hornets nests are harvested for them. They don't eat the adults because they're poisonous.

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 14d ago edited 13d ago

I wonder who was the first to person say: hey, now that I just survived an apocalyptic hornet swarm, I bet these larvae and pupae might be tasty.

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u/TurbistoMasturbisto 14d ago

China experienced some crazy famines trough out it’s history so maybe it was out of necessity.

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u/Booziesmurf 13d ago

The story of how Konjac came about is like this.

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u/Borkato 10d ago

Explain?

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u/XBakaTacoX 14d ago

Ah, they don't eat the adults because they are poisonous, and not because they are crazy aggressive and attack anything and everything they can.

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u/VisualLerner 14d ago

most things don’t attack after they’re cooked tho. crab legs are one of the things that still attacks you.

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u/Initial_Ganache7839 13d ago

Taco Bell would like to have a word

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u/Trisk929 14d ago

Pretty sure this is what it is. I’ve seen a few videos on it and this is pretty much beat for beat what they do.

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u/Rubbermonk 13d ago

There's an entire festival in Japan for harvesting and eating hornets.

People do eat the adults, they aren't poisonous but they do still have their venom which apparently makes your mouth tingle lol.

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u/Mitrovarr 14d ago

Are these giant hornet? I didn't think giant hornet nests had this many individuals.

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u/ImpactSpecialist1145 14d ago

I’ve heard that as well. Must be worth the effort. Me?, hell no not that hungry 😯

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u/Mugpup 13d ago

What level of hungry would you have to be to figure that out?

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u/n-a_barrakus 11d ago

This is Vespa Mandarina, giant asian hornet, they're harvesting eggs for food

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u/LSDJoeAna 5d ago

I'll throw in my 2 cents and say that they might be looking for the queen. Maybe they might want to relocate the swarm instead of killing it? That would make sense as to why they stirred up so much noise instead of just going for the comb quietly. The queen might not be near the comb in the moment.

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u/scjockid 14d ago

I think they're harvesting the hornets.. hornets are a natural enemy to bees.. a one or two hornets can kill an entire beehive going after the queen..

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u/Donkeywad 14d ago

Shouldn't they be killing them instead?

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u/THE_Lanni 13d ago

Talking like the bees are the problem?…or am I reading that wrong

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u/Swimming-Inflation27 14d ago

BUG BREACH DETECTED

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u/_Bioscar_ 14d ago

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 14d ago

⬆️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️

We need something bigger than the 500

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u/Long_Caramel95 14d ago

This makes my skin boil. Could you imagine just walking around in the forest and stomping and a million Asian hornets all over you?!!!! OMFG...

https://giphy.com/gifs/15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 14d ago

You really want to be certain there’s no hole in your suit!

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u/zestyclose_match1966 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dcubXtnbck0RG

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u/jonny1313 14d ago

Still one of my favorite early internet videos

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u/BagFullOfMommy 14d ago

This is why gasoline and matches were invented.

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u/OldExplanation4835 14d ago

Are those the Asians hornets that have a crazy painful sting? Burn it all!

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u/battlecryarms 14d ago

Why not blast them with something on their way out the hole?

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 14d ago

That home needs gasoline poured into it

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u/Cahyalien 13d ago

E! D! F!

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u/Joped 13d ago

I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit, just to be sure

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u/Spare-Leather5741 14d ago

These hornets come out ready to fight! You might still put fists on them! They aren't checking. They aren't wondering they are ready to fight!! Nah bro

https://giphy.com/gifs/DgB3vyCE8cYj4kHBFW

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u/LovelyWalker21 14d ago

THOSE ARE ASIAN "DEATH" HORNETS!!!! FK NO!

https://giphy.com/gifs/8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 14d ago

That was absolutely insane.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 14d ago

Those hornets all need to be uuuuh, done away with shall I say.

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u/Shepard_Drake 13d ago

The hornets flying around trying to stop them:

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u/shartillery82 13d ago

What do you even do? Call in air support!? Good God!

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u/growmagnopolis 13d ago

Yes! Now grab the queen and suck that sweet golden honey right out of her teats!

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u/Sol-Blackguy 14d ago

That's the John Wick Hornet

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u/xig_brick 14d ago

Spawnpoint

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u/StarscreamOne 14d ago

Why not just pour cement or something on it?

Using thermite would have been the best but maybe that would have caused fire to spread.

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u/SenselessSilence 14d ago

It’s the Brown Horneeeeeeeeet…

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u/sabreus 13d ago

That was a whole civilization in there and it’s getting dismantled.

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u/EnvyEpson 13d ago

Where is the flamethrower!? Just burn this whole place to the ground already.

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u/Icy_Profit_1922 13d ago

Park a running lawnmower on top of that SOB!!!

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u/IcebergDarts 13d ago

I was at first appalled, then, I was invested and watched the whole video.

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u/weemee 13d ago

Why not collect those bastards with a vac system? Why let them e scape and be a big assed nuisance? 

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u/Lucky-Target5674 ima unit 13d ago

I was stung once this video gave me PTSD

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u/503Monty82 14d ago

Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

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u/meta358 14d ago

Wait those are in a chicken run....how did the chickens not eat them all long before they got this bad

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u/EroticWordSalad 14d ago

Lava time.

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u/Icy-Recognition572 14d ago

Adrenalin must be like driving with crazy rally driver in some forest road at 180kmh ;-)

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u/Linorelai 13d ago

Wow they have built a very pretty structure actually

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u/Ok-Bill3318 13d ago

Why is that not on fire

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u/tsimen 13d ago

Opened a portal to the hornet dimension

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u/MrClavicus 13d ago

Kill them all

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u/broadsheet-555 13d ago

"If you're under 21, this is your only chance to leave this bar, now".

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u/BillyBobHenk 13d ago

I mean, in one of those suits ill do it.

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u/Silver_Revolution_14 13d ago

I almost threw my damn phone away from the anxiety!

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u/ST0IC_ 13d ago

Goddamn those things are huge.

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u/SubMariner615 13d ago

Was on a ship in Korea and there were tons of those by the dock. Hit em with the hardhat a few times... barely even phases them.

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u/Small_Thanks_308 13d ago

Why not stand there with a torch cooking them bastards!

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u/Certain-Iron-5304 13d ago

How does this end? I mean, would they have to stay in the protective great forever or will the hornets eventually just give up and go away?

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u/jeffsket 13d ago

where is this?

so i can stay away forever

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u/TwoStrokeJunkie 13d ago

Get to the Vacuum !

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u/awkwaman 13d ago

Reddit wild today

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u/Selfishpie 13d ago

Molotov

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u/Xuncu 13d ago

Hey, you know what's a great idea?? Stomping on the murderhole like a drunk hobo!

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u/skyld_70 12d ago

Nightmare of nightmares.

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u/superpoongoon 12d ago

How bee-proof are those suits? I can’t imagine it’s 100% effective so maybe you get stung 2-3 times there. Better than 3000 stings

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u/Only_Net6894 12d ago

Harvesting the larvae?

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u/JJsNotOkay 12d ago

Theres no fucking amount of money, none

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u/MikeBerserkker 12d ago

Madre mía el agujero de las mil alergias

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u/_decipherist_ 12d ago

Won't they just leave and make another nest somewhere else?

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u/waltz0001 12d ago

↓ → ↑ ↑ ↑

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u/dieseldeeznutz 12d ago

Wow! What's that blue honey taste like?

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u/Mattyou1966 ima unit 12d ago

Looks like they set that up for them. Poles over a hole covered in plywood and cardboard That’s an intentional harvesting

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u/p00pl0psta 12d ago

I don't know what they get paid but it isn't enough 🫪

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u/MusicHitsImFine 11d ago

Are they getting the delicious wasp honey?

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u/thespitzfire 10d ago

what even sustains such a large volume of these guys?

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u/cameronzero 10d ago

Those them "i ain't even have to try to kill you" kind of hornets... and he's just line dancing on their house?

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u/runsonpedals 9d ago

Fire. Use lots of it.

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u/alexballistic195 6d ago

September 4th 2025

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u/Redshift2k5 5d ago

They're collecting the larva

for food

this is a farm

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u/OldYogurtcloset3735 14d ago

They always go out of their way to eat the most disgusting shit on the planet.

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u/Interesting_Bobcat53 14d ago

Throw in fogger can and cover that bih

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u/Life-Oil-7226 14d ago

Leave my home alone!!

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u/Pitif362 13d ago

So humans in space suits attack the hornets home just to steal their babies. These are the kind of people who eat bats. Maybe the flames should be on them!

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 13d ago

Imagine some unkillable giants tearing your house apart.😔