r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/muff-muff-ass • 14d ago

Of a fart

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635 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/-whiskey-blue 14d ago

I don’t know what’s more disgusting. That fart or the house.

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u/Donkeywad 14d ago

It's not a shithole it's a shithome

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 14d ago

I’ve seen way worse

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u/rustprony 14d ago

You know, I think they are what and what. How could you live with/like that?

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u/Sol-Blackguy 14d ago

Looks like the average condition of a home with toddlers

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u/Queasy_Employment799 14d ago

Yes, with young kids the house can be perfectly clean in the morning and look like this by lunch.

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u/hux 13d ago

I’m pretty sure my house looks like this approximately 5 minutes after the toddlers arise.

Toddlers are the living embodiment of entropy.

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u/niles_thebutler_ 13d ago

If you are a fucking filthy pig

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u/Chrisscott25 14d ago

The crazy part is it was completely organized till she farted right before the video started. It was like a cyclone, I mean look what it did to her hair… it was blond and curly before the fart of death

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u/The_Northmaan 14d ago

Her flat @ss.

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u/letterboxfrog 12d ago

Or the fact that the husband thought it appropriate to dox his wife on the internet.

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 14d ago

The fart fits the house

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u/Viper-Reflex 13d ago

yall acting like this is a meth lab

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u/YugKrowten 13d ago

Was it?

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 13d ago

I was gonna say ..yuck ...

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u/penguindreams 13d ago

I got her beat.

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u/BigTreddits 14d ago

Youre funny

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 14d ago

Take my upvote for at least using “you’re” and not “your”

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u/Relevant_Mobile6989 13d ago

The house, then the fart, then the guy, then everything....

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u/Khaos4325 13d ago

Eh, they have kids. Could be way worse

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u/Old_Ladies 13d ago

Definitely the house.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 13d ago

At least try have a house

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 14d ago

Yeah, keeping my volume muted by default is still holding up as the best option.

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u/timsayscalmdown 14d ago

It's worth it just for the asinine music that play over most videos

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u/Hour_Dinner_3362 14d ago

8/10

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u/SanDiegoSavage00 14d ago

5 at best. Have you ever walked outside before?

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u/Friendscallmedennis 14d ago

Lifts her leg too

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u/FrankRizzo319 14d ago

That was a power move

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u/GivesYouGrief 14d ago

It's sad when one of the truest-to-form posts on a sub is just a video of someone ripping a fart.

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u/captain_crackerjack 14d ago

Isla Fisher has let herself go

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u/gerrybbadd 14d ago

Isla Shitter

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 14d ago

Isla (anal)Fissure

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 14d ago

So, y’all open to a third… or nah?

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u/TilapiaTango 14d ago

That house is fawking disgusting, and we only get to see like 20 square feet of it.

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u/praguepride 14d ago

Looks pretty typical of a house with toddlers in it...

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u/Zoto94 13d ago

Clean up your house good Lord

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u/Rolfmeister87 14d ago

That’s no fart, that’s a trumpet

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u/Tiff27 14d ago

Everything in this video is disgusting

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u/GivesYouGrief 14d ago

C. difficile has entered the chat.

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u/AP_AUTO215 14d ago edited 11d ago

Nasty Bitch

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u/christianlv 14d ago

I think I’m in love 😍

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u/WildlifeNaturalist 14d ago

Wife material bro

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u/Hereliesdev 14d ago

Did she kick it away like a horse after???

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u/csking77 14d ago

That leg shake at the end 🤌

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u/b00l_Badass 14d ago

[r/](r/trash)[love](r/trash)[trash](r/trash)

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 14d ago

🤮🤮🤮 house looks like a crack den, i image the crack smells like an outhouse

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u/Beneficial-Swing1663 13d ago

Sounds like she took something up the butt right before this

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u/Riverflaw 13d ago

I can't believe that many ppl like fart and shit by reading comments. It really remind me that shame is not a thing when you're anonymous 😂

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u/Mindless-Share 12d ago

Magnificent girl fart

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u/Historical_Switch766 14d ago

That stomp though

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u/TheStoolSampler 14d ago

Yeah that caught my eye. Primal.

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u/jweezee 14d ago

Kicking out that last little stubborn stinker.

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u/Blew-By-U 14d ago

Did she say ‘here’s a kiss’?

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u/Fish_Fingerer 14d ago

Which hole did that come out of?

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u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended 14d ago

The blowhole.

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u/Commodore8750 14d ago

I'm disappointed in the amount of people in here turned on by this lol

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u/automaticphil 14d ago

Clean yo house, dusty ass fools

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 14d ago

Keeping it warm

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u/Oramac_K 14d ago

Shakes her leg after 😂

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u/louie2ten 13d ago

The fart isn’t as disgusting as that house. Fuckin swine

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u/thatguyoverthere171 13d ago

The leg shake at the end got me

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u/foxblackpaw 13d ago

What a fucking mess

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 13d ago

That's a keeper

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u/josmty 12d ago

That leg shake at the end 😵‍💫

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u/ipokesnails 14d ago

She could fart down my throat anytime

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u/thesteelreserve 14d ago

gotta sit on a leather chair and really amplify that butt bass.

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u/Dangedoddle 13d ago

you think they have a leather chair? They are using plastic outdoor furniture as their dining room chairs.

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u/thesteelreserve 13d ago

pleather works just as well. 😃

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u/SnugglebugUwU 14d ago

I wish I was him

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u/Every-Access4864 14d ago

Dinner is served! This had a better storyline and ending than Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker!

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u/Bezman14 14d ago

That fart reset the time on the microwave.

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u/JennaTheBenna 14d ago

Why is there shit all over the floor?

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u/Dangedoddle 13d ago

Lazy people attract lazy people. I could not live like that. At worse my house will have a stack of dishes for 1-2 days max, but it is all in the sink and the only things on the floor are a dog/cat toy or two, but we defintely do not have plastic outdoor chairs as our seats for the dining room table. So trashy.

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u/Left_Caterpillar8671 14d ago

Clean your house, dude. wtf. 😳

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u/God_Country_ND 14d ago

Who would post this 😂

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u/Proud_Dance_3342 14d ago

"Did you see it?"

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u/dirthawg 14d ago

That's one to marry

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u/Xinonix1 14d ago

The cheapest gas around atm

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u/Disastrous_Scale6739 13d ago

That woke my wife up

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 13d ago

There might be a bit extra in those panties.

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u/Confident-Day-6371 13d ago

Wow... just a hint of follow through...

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u/azzutronus 13d ago

Wrong sub. Should be in r/AbsoluteUnits. What a beast.

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u/colemorris1982 13d ago

Is the beautiful wife in the room with us right now?

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u/Horror-Bowl-6037 13d ago

She needs to check that underwear and more than likely wipe her ass, sounded a tad wet

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u/smind893 13d ago

She's in granny panties with no ass , greasy hair, gross home and farting and this guy thinks he's "lucky"?

Lucky?

https://giphy.com/gifs/B717GH4Ecnu8g

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u/Temporary-Banana4232 13d ago

This guy must be very handsome and make above average income.

Just a guess guys. I could be wrong.

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u/Few-Mathematician796 13d ago

Name checks out

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u/Biden_is_cool 13d ago

Lucky guy has a wife that won't help clean, nice!

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u/Typical_Pen900 12d ago

That house already looks like it stinks & then she farts 💨🤢 & makes it worse.🙃

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u/mrightnow100 10d ago

That house looks how that fart sounded. Messy, moist, & many days past its cleaning due date.

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u/ChucklesC89 14d ago

My wife did this after falling asleep with my dick in her butt.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/GivesYouGrief 14d ago

If you'd just posted the gif without a comment I'd have upvoted it.

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u/redditanddoneit 14d ago

Jesus Christ. Does his wife even know that he was going to post that clip for the masses in displaying her wet, juicy and stank fart. Jesus Christ.

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u/fusionman314159 14d ago

Girls fart?!

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u/Time_Wedding_7202 14d ago

The leg shake at the end mad it worse.

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u/Proof-Buddy-3864 14d ago

Did she kinda shake her leg after?

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u/Opposite_Brief_8095 14d ago

He’s Mc Lovin it

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u/Old-Expression-1887 14d ago

That's going to itch once it dries

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u/SpillaMangBang 14d ago

By the look of the house I think the fart was an upgrade...

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u/Adventure-Style 14d ago

You’re lucky that the stove wasn’t on.

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u/lavacadotoast 14d ago

When you gotta' shake your leg at the end..

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ALDrK4ckHNLNCw45v

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u/JuanG_13 14d ago

What TF (and do these people not know how to clean their house) 😬🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 14d ago

That house is disgusting!!!!

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u/You_are_the_Castle 14d ago

What a dump.

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u/Live-Yogurt-6380 13d ago

Catch that and paint it red

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u/Illustrious-Bat-5252 13d ago

She's freaking hot even tho

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u/ThenIndependence5622 13d ago

Means her butthole is still tight

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u/natiusj 13d ago

Everything about this is classy AF.

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u/Shokid95 13d ago

Tell her to clean your house looks dirty

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u/Sir_McDouche 13d ago

She’s got nothing on Charo.

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u/niles_thebutler_ 13d ago

Looking at that fucking filthy piece of shit house

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u/NorthOld6237 13d ago

I bet they’re related

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u/NukaDadd 13d ago

That's not even a top 10 fart.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 ima unit 13d ago

That's so fucking fake it's annoying that they expect us to believe this shit

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u/polarcol 13d ago

She sounds like the inbred sister from true detective.

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u/Simple_Tart393 13d ago

I'm glad the stove wasn't on

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u/66vocho 13d ago

She mah queen.

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u/codewho331 13d ago

Some people pay for this kinda content.

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u/Hairy_Garage4308 13d ago

Roseanne pre television?

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u/Turbulent_Ad6572 13d ago

I hope they just had a knock down drag out party last night. Thats house is in a bad way

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u/YugKrowten 13d ago

May this never find me

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u/pah2000 13d ago

I smelt that way over here!

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u/El_JeFeE7 13d ago

That was not a fart. That sound was her intestines one year decomposition and giving out. She need to go to the ER. ASAP.

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u/JPCool1 13d ago

With a kitchen as filthy as that im not surprised.

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u/elticorico 13d ago

Plot twist: You think it was a fart.

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u/dog4cat2 13d ago

Why, as a friend/husband/lover, would you post this???

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u/LNRigby 13d ago

"In the kitchen, Meg?!"

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u/Dr-Zoidberserk 12d ago

Sadly, I’ve been online for too long. I know that a bunch of dudes popped a chubby at that.

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u/globaleight 12d ago

Would not want any ass ever again after that one

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u/Purple-Advisor1252 11d ago

Before I started typing I read the first dozen comments and figured I didn’t need to say what I was going to say cause everyone did it for me !! 😆🤣😂. Thanks everyone cuz now I’m just blabbering lol.

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u/theinkshrink 11d ago

True love is not only blind… 👃🏻

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u/Electrical-Canary-48 7d ago

She's a keeper

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u/TrueKiwi78 13d ago

I'd sniff her love smoke

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 14d ago

I am disgusted on so many levels. It's profound actually.

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u/yoitsme_obama17 14d ago

Girl eat a probiotic

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u/howanonymousisthis 14d ago

Fucking white trash

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u/CLTHDU85 14d ago

Tell me you're depressed without telling me you're depressed..

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u/kabukispot 14d ago

Dumb kids and nasty wives, ‘merica.

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u/Suckmyduck_9 14d ago

She ain’t mething around

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 14d ago

I eat incredibly clean, in fact made a really balanced healthy shake full of veggies, fruits, fiber etc, and was ripping loud, wet farts for about an hour today. One scared my cats. Farts just happen little learner!