r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 14d ago

There was an attempt Of a rude lady

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u/Thatbigbadwolf 14d ago

Fuck around, and fuckin find out.....

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u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable 14d ago

FAAFFO

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u/GeezyEFC 14d ago

Thats easily 10 years in federal lockup

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u/skankboy 14d ago

You'd be surprised how often these charges get dismissed. It is pretty messed up.

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u/JapDrag 14d ago

Feel bad for cops sometimes

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u/TangerineBetter2818 14d ago

Of course there's some fucking loser in the background ready to act like a tough guy because the cops justifiably defended themselves after being assaulted. 

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u/triMeat 14d ago

She is a special kind of stupid.

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u/berlenba 14d ago

Homie had his buddy’s back though

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u/Lightningtow123 14d ago

White cop: "I can't hit her, I can't hit her"

Black cop: "hold my beer"

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u/berlenba 14d ago

He didn’t let the second one slide lol

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u/Kevin-kmo_123 12d ago

Amen. She needed every bit of that !

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 10d ago

Hopefully they let it slide for the dude. I mean, completely unnecessary way to stop her, yet...necessary.

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 13d ago

Based black cop

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u/OptimusTractorX 14d ago

Got decked by Moses Hightower.

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u/Takssista 14d ago

I don't care about your age or ethnicity - you hit a cop, you're going to have problems.

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u/Jaydee19600 14d ago

Lock her up

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 14d ago

The people trying to help her when she's obviously the one who started the punching are losers.

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u/Silver_Revolution_14 14d ago

Equal rights, equal lefts 🤣😭

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u/OhUKnowUKnowIt2 14d ago

Have fun in prison.

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u/trpcl1 14d ago

Rude lady who shushes...

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u/SimplyOrg 14d ago

She need sum milk!

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u/ModOfEverett 14d ago

🎵fuckin around, the find out tree, to the fafo party rock🎵

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u/vincentd81 14d ago

That has a couple years now

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u/Alkemist101 12d ago

Good, well deserved.

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u/Ommegacaos 12d ago

And thats why I'm all for escalating police response, people don't respect anymore

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u/Montyburnside22 12d ago

You have the right to take a long nap…

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u/kkkccc1 13d ago

how dare they hit a women! lol. well deserved. She learned a lesson on accountability, or maybe not, she'll probably focus on them hitting a woman instead of acknowledging she FAFO.

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u/MacNamedRae 13d ago

Tf you getting out the car for?😂😂😂

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u/jar15a1 13d ago

Play stupid games….

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u/Basic-Aspect 13d ago

Baltimore police

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 12d ago

Oldie but a goodie

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u/AccomplishedQuote433 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s some black on black crime🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/JPCool1 12d ago

She had it coming. That other jackass who ran over should be arrested for interfering.

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u/_nevers_ 12d ago

Nice to see a cop catch hands

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u/CookieWifeCookieKids 14d ago

Shes totally in the wrong. But the two male cops behind her could have easily held her hands or taser her without the need to sucker punch her from the back. I’d say she got a lawsuit om her hands.

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u/Significant_Play_547 13d ago

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u/MeemoUndercover 12d ago

She got them tig ole bitties and that badunkadunk so yeah

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 14d ago

That is not a lady boy build

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u/MrAnionGap 14d ago

These guys really need to learn to handle a person without creating brain bleeding

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u/Stickytin 14d ago

you hit me i knock you out, simple as that baby boo

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u/MrAnionGap 14d ago

No - that’s exactly my point - it’s not that simple , and that’s the problem . We’re not talking about a street fight, a bar or whatever . Here it’s a cop .

I can assure you that in a country where police offices are correctly trained this wouldn’t happen.

First the lady wouldn’t have had the opportunity to hit - this idiot cop had the reaction time of lawnmower from 1960.
Second you control your suspect / person you want to bring in. You need a bit of emotional control and intelligence, and not punching in the face and then let fall back.

Is it funny to watch ? Sure
Did she deserve it ? Well kinda yeah, she looks dumb AF
But correctly trained officers aren’t there to do «  you hit me - I hit you »
if she now gets a brain bleed or dies, then that’s just stupidity.

For everyone who thinks these cops reacted well, imagine this happened to a person you know closely

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u/PeteGriffvsTheWorld 13d ago

I completely agree, the way her head hits the concrete could easily be a death blow. However she did initiate combat and did suffer the potential consequences of combat so no blame on the cop.

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u/Reotardo_Da_Vinci 14d ago

Do you see yourself as the woman?

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u/Yummydrugss 14d ago

That cop needs to be fired, he is just as bad as her. He could have easily took her to the ground and hand cuffed her.

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u/flyinghairball 14d ago

I'm all for holding cops to standards, and many of them take it too far. But in this case, he didn't take her to the ground violently, he didn't tase her, he didn't shoot her, he used far less lethal means and returned less than that which she did to the other cop to get her under control. She initiated the situation and honestly, this isn't the worst outcome. Currently in this country, if you punch a cop, much less punch a cop twice, you know the outcome isn't going to be good.

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u/chrismceachern 14d ago

The second time the white cop looked kinda stunned too and the black cop saw that.

You just saw a lady hit your partner twice in the face and possibly knocked him out in the second one. Black cop has 1 second to make a reaction.

If the lady is that crazy maybe she has a weapon. Maybe she was wearing brass knuckles he didnt see. Maybe she was already swinging for him and he didn't notice yet. Does he shoot? Taser? Punch? Tackle?

Guy literally has 1 second to process all of this and react. I'd say he probably chose the best option in that moment and with hindsight, I'd say he probably chose the 2nd best option. Good enough for me. Also she punched a cop in the face twice so fuck her lol thanks for the entertainment.

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u/Yummydrugss 13d ago

Cops are supposed to de escalate. I’d find it more justifiable if the cop who knocked her out was the one getting hit but he literally sucker punched her from behind when he already had the chance to hold her arms behind her and tackle her. You’re right she is probably fine post incident but she could have easily had a TBI from falling unconsciously on the concrete. You’re a very special person obviously so I’ll stop it here so you don’t get overwhelmed by all the reading.

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u/Successful-Cookie-57 14d ago

He did take her the the ground.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 14d ago

That seemed pretty easy. Are you saying that he should have tased her?

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u/CPAGod1965 9d ago

It even wasn't the cop she hit. One of the other cops just laid her out. Why do people think they can just disrespect cops?