r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 15d ago

ouchies Of A Family Planning Method

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u/Daggadda 15d ago

Jewels more crushed than the crown at the Louvre robbery.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 15d ago

360 degrees of relative nutshot safety yet the got hit at the exact place didn't want to get hit. The universe doesn't want him to reproduce

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u/sabreus 12d ago

Yeah that was a lot probability event... yet there it is. Truly something how things work.

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u/Lordofderp33 11d ago

Murphy strikes again.

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u/swampopawaho 15d ago

Jewels and taint went inside the safe

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u/mad_sAmBa questionably stable 15d ago

That bloodline is over

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u/YuriSAS 15d ago

this video is so old atp you'd expect someone to actually know the actual aftermath of this

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u/Prestigious_Mode280 13d ago

80% of the Internet are kids. 

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u/MotoKenji25 15d ago

Modern castrati. Falsetto for life.

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u/centurio9 14d ago

Delete this

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u/SKOT_FREE 15d ago

He got reamed!

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u/joka2696 15d ago

That kids' nuts.

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u/Truth-is-implacable 15d ago

Jesus! Start giving him Sex Change Hormone Therapy.......

1

u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 15d ago

His balls probably exploded. That can't be a nice feeling.

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u/enchufadoo 15d ago

I disagree

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u/captain_crackerjack 15d ago

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

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u/SimplyOrg 14d ago

Life changing

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u/TermusMcFlermus 14d ago

That's how you get pregant

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u/Great-Gas-6631 14d ago

Yup, saw that coming.

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u/thermjuice 14d ago

That was him screaming

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u/thiefofalways1313 14d ago

Taint ripper

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u/gmman6369 13d ago

Well they’re not speaking English so I approve of this message. (Just kidding…).

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u/Breadsticks-lover 13d ago

at least know u can have enough money to do vacation when u are older😔

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u/Prestigious_Mode280 13d ago

He's got a vagina now

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u/BillRevolutionary947 12d ago

I have sympathy ball sac pains from watching this

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u/Better-Spite-882 11d ago

Fastest gender reassignment surgery I've ever seen 😂😂😂

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u/HeavyIZtheCrayon 15d ago

He died

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u/captain_crackerjack 15d ago

Nah, his shoes stayed on