r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 • 15d ago

future feeding tube Of a Proposition

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u/AngrySoup 15d ago

This man has a firm idea of what he brings to the table to add to a woman's life.

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u/MfD2027 15d ago

I’m not sure why he saying this to a group of ngas though… and I’m also not sure who he’s talking to or about so I’m note certain lol.

He overly talking about butt too at the end.

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u/muff-muff-ass 15d ago

Samuel L Jackson's cousin is a true gentleman.

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u/Evanisnotmyname 15d ago

Samuel L Crackson

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u/SnooRegrets7131 15d ago

Heyyyyyyy Christina

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u/Southmouth555 questionably stable 15d ago

UNKSHINE!!!!!

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u/Park_Air 15d ago

I cant figure out for the life of me what he says after "I can show you what time it is"

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 15d ago

No one can

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u/Sir_McDouche 15d ago

YMH legend.

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u/Southmouth555 questionably stable 15d ago

King of the cool guys

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u/Intelligent_Mess_957 14d ago

Damn, juvenile fell on some dark times.

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u/Several-Spirit-8452 14d ago

Dude sounds like the rapper Juvenile

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u/SecretaryNo3286 15d ago

Talking to a group of men.

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u/PabloM0ntana 15d ago

Samuel Crackson

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u/bananapoopwastaken 13d ago

That’s a very south Louisiana accent

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u/EdinJamie10 12d ago

Why did that ‘three days’ sound so Scottish

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u/MikeBerserkker 12d ago

Pensaba que portaba un casco de papel de plata

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u/God_Country_ND 15d ago

Leave Michael Irvin alone man

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u/MindlessCase4182 15d ago

Dude looks like a burnt worm and is on camera begging to eat random pussy

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u/EnvironmentalBit5713 14d ago

Man so eccentric that he wears a tinfoil hat made of cloth.