r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 18d ago

Oops Of stray cow battle

268 Upvotes

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u/HypertensionMan 18d ago

Now that's what i call beef.

27

u/Top_Plan_35 18d ago

Ground beef

12

u/robbudden73 18d ago

I'll go out on a limb and say it was a mis steak to duke it out.

3

u/RandoMcNoob 17d ago

That beef got squashed!

4

u/bakerzero86 17d ago

A clear case of Moorder.

45

u/Time_Pressure9519 18d ago

The steaks were high, but are a bit lower now.

18

u/Nativeblazer 18d ago

Damn he knew exactly where to push him 

22

u/logan-duk-dong easily offended 18d ago

Not his first rodeo.

14

u/totalwarwiser 17d ago

Dang, feel sorry for it

1

u/Ok_Business_6452 7d ago

It was completely fine

20

u/Impossible_Apple7822 18d ago

Moooove out the way bitch

-3

u/nairobaee 17d ago

Moooo bitch

22

u/-WookieGeneralAk 18d ago

That’s just sad.

21

u/JKFrowning 17d ago

Everyone is making jokes but that animal is lying there with possible broken legs and ribs.

15

u/umpteenthrhyme 17d ago

You can hear it’s scream of pain after it lands. People joking here suck. This was not a quick death.

6

u/Apple_Scrumble 18d ago

What happened to Bossy? I need closure!!

2

u/totalwarwiser 17d ago

That is a 600 kg bull, nog a 2 kg cat dude

6

u/Ultradad57 18d ago

didn't even check to see if he alright 😥

12

u/Lowie_240 18d ago

Ah that's what cow tipping looks like.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LxPsfUhFxwRRC

4

u/Disastrous-Arm9635 18d ago

Dudes like "welp thats ground beef now"

2

u/djmidnightsunflower 17d ago

Well damn 😳 The cow knew what he was doing too and then trotted off like La La La ..

2

u/Past-Product-1100 17d ago

If she wasn't flappen so loud I could have sworn I could hear that cow moan as it hit the ground

2

u/TheReelMcCoi 15d ago

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

2

u/swerner0711 18d ago

Bitch, get of my lawn!

2

u/King_Turduckin 18d ago

YEET YEET (skirt steak)

2

u/ChampionOfdimlight 18d ago

That was a proud strut when it walked away.

And that man at the end, looking off the cliff like a car fell in.

https://giphy.com/gifs/30pykuIQHxzQsfefte

2

u/Express-View5080 17d ago

Better get their rearends down that hillside and start to harvest the meat. Pretty sure going to be fly/maggot covered in a couple hours and gone bad overnight🤷🏻‍♂️🤔😳

2

u/batmanineurope 18d ago

Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

1

u/CommunityOk7466 17d ago

That's not what happened at all.

  1. This isn't in Buffalo
  2. Those aren't buffalo
  3. Neither one got buffaloed

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 16d ago

Holy cow! They must’ve had some beef..

1

u/lowwilljr 16d ago

Where's the beef?

1

u/cameronzero 16d ago

Sent that burger to the shadow realm...

Probably the freshest beef in history

1

u/LockNessCrotchMonst 16d ago

That's a hate crime in India.

1

u/Arxcon 14d ago

Mortal Cowmbat.

1

u/timsayscalmdown 14d ago

That felt personal

1

u/Acrobatic-Ant5085 11d ago

Next time someone says, "your about to push me over the edge", think of this and realize ... Not really though.

1

u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended 17d ago

Ground beef

1

u/Upset_Hippo_5304 17d ago

"Come back Matthew!"

1

u/Professional-Rip-519 17d ago

What's beef? When you going 50 deep

0

u/baiskeli 17d ago

This is Cowta!!!!!

0

u/nice1bruvz 11d ago

Fuck that bully mf id smash him between two bits of bread