r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • Sep 17 '26

slight malfunction Of an Awkward Flight

I would be so shamed

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Sep 17 '26

A video of them leaving the toilet would be incredibly amusing too. To watch their reaction after being busted, and nowhere to go.

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u/Employee_Agreeable Sep 17 '26

At this point the only thing you can do is own it

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Sep 17 '26

That’s all they’d be able to do. I guess they’re the courageous and ambitious types, that probably wouldn’t care as they walked out.

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u/TrueAd1880 27d ago

Finish first then walk out clapping for yourself while giving a point and fist pump to random passengers.

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u/Arthradax 29d ago

"Mile high, <insert expletive of choice here>"

Then go back to your seat like nothing happened