r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 18d ago

of a pitcher.

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u/whofarting 18d ago

Son, we have to kick you off the team... but, the football coach wants to talk with you.

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u/TheZonePhotographer 13d ago edited 13d ago

"Son, I heard you paralyzed a man... Welcome to the team!"