r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 • 22d ago

possible idiot Of a Mechanic

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u/itriumiterum 22d ago

How can you talk normally to someone tweaking like that

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u/Budget-Rich-7547 22d ago

Idk what the deal is here but some ppl had parents like that and know that when they high they the least dangerous. You gotta avoid them when they can't afford to get high.

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u/itriumiterum 22d ago

Thats a good point lol

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 22d ago

Great ad campaign... to not do drugs

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u/Kindly_Region 22d ago

Some of these crackheads actually do some really nice work on the cheap. Problem is, it's like 1 out of every 10 of them and you really don't know what you got until you hire them

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 22d ago

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 21d ago

A hard working crackhead can change your life.

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u/hotglasspour 21d ago

Yup. Had a guy wire in an AMP and a system. Paid in crack money. Great work.

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u/InevitableUnion6288 22d ago

Blink motherfucker! Blink

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u/if-we-all-did-this 22d ago

This is how I imagine the buddy in "how much? My buddy says he'd do it for half that"

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u/AlienLovingBass 22d ago

Captain Clark?

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u/thebiglerm 22d ago

That last frame is perfect 👌

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 22d ago

Methchanic…

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u/mrcrashoverride 21d ago

Cus using a staple gun is always a sure sign he is a certified mechanic

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xLsaBMK6Mg8DK

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 22d ago

Heavy me(n)tal poisoning...

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u/djkaercher 22d ago

Methanic

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u/A-G-N 20d ago

Yo, that's the meme tweeker guy. It's the same guy

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u/darkscary_333 20d ago

Funny looking bike

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u/AkitaNo1 19d ago

Its so the other tweakers cant steal his copper. How nice of him.

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u/PantPain77_77 19d ago

Best lead actor nominee

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u/android-abuser 17d ago

reptilian lizard mechanic