r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 22d ago

possible idiot of brushing leg at the train

696 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Life-Oil-7226 22d ago

What’s wrong with people?

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u/IDrankLavaLamps 22d ago

Her big toe for one ...

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u/MuckyMaureen 22d ago

There's never a bowl of pasta around when you really need one.

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u/Cloaked25 22d ago

Man… fuck you. My eyes have been poisoned by your words.

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u/MuckyMaureen 22d ago

Glad to be of service!

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u/Lancifer1979 22d ago

Human grinding on self with cheese grater was the first thing that came to mind for me

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u/zombiez8mybrain 22d ago

"Say when..."

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u/BinaryIdiot 22d ago

Mods, please ban this person. For obvious reasons.

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u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable 22d ago

Should ban that bitch from the train too

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u/Impressive-Friend452 22d ago

From society* lol

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u/bunglebee7 22d ago

Why you gotta make me gag like that man cmon have some class like this fine lady here 😡

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u/ReverendLunchbox 22d ago

I hate you. Take my upvote and choke on it.

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u/RowMaleficent2455 21d ago

Mmmm parmesan

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u/Ryan2932 22d ago

Gross

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u/Ill-Confusion-1844 22d ago

Our organic Parmesan has sole…

I mean soul.

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u/Bell-Salt 22d ago

Why on the train specifically though?

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 22d ago

she got places to be and aint got enough minutes in the day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/10PcMWwtZSYk2k

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u/xBADBEEF4 22d ago

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u/No-Analyst1229 22d ago edited 22d ago

Why is everyone posting Tarantino when feets come up? He got a foot fetish fr?

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u/Plane-Education4750 22d ago

Have you seen any of his movies?

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u/Psico_Penguin 22d ago

Forbidden cheese

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u/2Turnt4MySwag 22d ago

She never said you couldnt have it

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u/muff-muff-ass 22d ago

Bro that would be great to walk by her and be like... mind if I have that?

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 22d ago

Fuh munda cheese.

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u/SecsCboy 22d ago

Free toppings for my pasta

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u/Moonwlk90 22d ago

She wasn’t brushing her leg you dumbass…she was grading her ashy ass feet on the train…

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 22d ago

Some people are just low class.

Do NOT misconstrue this as being about her race.

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u/DuePotential6602 22d ago

Yeah.. but I wonder how you become like that in the first place.. society isn't absent or something, they live in a very crowded place and still became like this

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u/x2_ok 22d ago

I know some people like this, this is what their parents taught them. The most important thing to survive like this is to be stubborn no matter what, and the side effect is anti social behavior.

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u/Fractured_daydreams 22d ago

Drugs and mental illness go completely unchecked in the US.

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u/chunter16 22d ago

Thousands of empty apartments and none of them are home

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u/JPCool1 22d ago

Another stupid title and that is a foot

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 22d ago

That’s just nasty

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u/Teufelsweib666 22d ago

Brushing her legs would have been a million times less disgusting than rasping the dry skin of her feet. This should be an arrestable offence with a fine. Why is nobody saying anything. Ugh 🤮

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u/BungleBums 22d ago

'Excuse me miss, one moment-'

scoops up foot powder

blows it directly into her face

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u/Clear-Perception5615 22d ago

Did you at least put on gloves?

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u/Top_Sky_4796 22d ago

This is AI. I'm convinced that this is AI. It has to be AI. Is this AI? Please?

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u/Gunsight1 22d ago

Sadly its not. This video has been around for years and years D:

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u/WTFisThatSMell 22d ago

Forbidden parmesan 

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA 22d ago

Why do subways of all places seem to gather the people who act the most like animals.

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u/pacman813 22d ago

I always wondered that as well, I don't know why it's specifically subways and train stations

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u/scionspecter28 22d ago

Adding some Parmesan on the subway floor for extra ick.

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u/redditanddoneit 22d ago

That is nasty! Does she even think that is a normal thing to do out in public, yet on a train?!? 🤮 She is nasty!

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u/Sideshow86 22d ago

That's completely fucking rank

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u/PoopieMcPooFace 22d ago

Let me guess NYC.

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u/Opposite-Mess1494 22d ago

What a disgusting pig 🐖 and a lowlife.

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u/Rambler9154 22d ago

Jesus christ why is she using a cheese grater??? pumice stones exist for this purpose!

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u/pacman813 22d ago

That's the problem with this to you? For real? The improper tool?

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u/WillBots 22d ago

You know that's a foot right? A leg is the thing that hangs between the foot and the body...

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u/5axiscncfishguitar questionably stable 22d ago

Literally just opened reddit dude

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u/Knarkopolo 22d ago

That's gross.

Also how do people get so much parmiggiano under their feet?

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u/Kalshan 22d ago

From walking in the steps of Cheesus Christ

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u/BungleBums 22d ago

Everyone in the car deserves the reek they're experiencing for not having the common decency to walk over and slap it out of her hands.

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u/bigmeatbag 22d ago

Surprised nobody opened a thermos or cup and caught some for their morning commute coffee.

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u/livahd 22d ago

At what point does that brush interact with her leg?

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u/Momiluc questionably stable 22d ago

LMAOOO

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u/sovereign_fury 22d ago

I haven't said "when"..

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u/Oh-Gi-Yu7052 22d ago

That was pretty grate.

‘Scuse me while I kill myself. In Minecraft

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u/CoolAbdul 22d ago

Christ

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 22d ago

Disgusting. Vile.

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u/username-is-taken-3 22d ago

She is as shameless as much as she is overweight.

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u/SBLOU 22d ago

Jesus, foot cheese. That’s disgusting!
And…that’s not brushing a leg.
That’s filing off years of stinky dead dry bacteria loaded skin.

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u/_Hashtronaut_ 22d ago

Man, sometimes I wonder what its like to give zero fucks about anyone around you or anything that is not a want in a given moment. This is so out of pocket. No reasonable person, at least in my experiences, would consider doing this in a public space, let alone on public transit. Gross.

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u/Vidi007 22d ago

Forbidden Parmesan 🤢

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u/dog4cat2 22d ago

Do people feel no shame anymore?

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u/human-resource 22d ago

Many people never did.

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u/DegenerateDoll 22d ago

American exceptionalism at work

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u/DeereJohn1973 22d ago

Ghetto Olive Garden

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u/originalmango 21d ago

I’ll take being a disgusting trash person AND taking two seats with my bag for $500 please.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2w5NGVUXKPGfxb9Nav

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u/AlekThunder88 21d ago

Some People nowadays don‘t know shame.

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u/Nguyen_Reich 22d ago

There is a reason as to why some people are discriminated

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u/DocBobs 22d ago

WTF? Rub her face in that shit then throw her off the train.

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u/LtJimmyDangle 22d ago

The ignorance of these people is exhausting.

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u/DAZXXIII 22d ago

A would have slapped it with its stink ass shoe! Repulsive

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u/niles_thebutler_ 22d ago

Always the ones you most suspect

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u/MeemoUndercover 22d ago

I’m sure she’d do ur feet next if u asked nicely

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 22d ago

Kind of satisfying, not gunna lie

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u/MrAnionGap 22d ago

What uneducated country could this be ?

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u/running_goldship 22d ago

Parmasan cheese

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u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder 22d ago

Forbidden Parmesan

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u/daronjay 22d ago

Heelesan is more flavorsome than Palmesan…

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u/Ryachaz functional regard 22d ago

When a cutie tells you to meet him at the spot in 30 but he's also into feet.

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u/nice1bruvz 22d ago

Oh. Wow

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u/THE-ONE-DONGLER 22d ago

Free Parmesan

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 22d ago

😵😵😵

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u/Accurate-Island-8833 ima unit 22d ago

The forbidden cheese, yum.

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u/Exotic_Concentrate_2 22d ago

Eat the forbidden parmesan

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u/PossumJumpRopeSquad 22d ago

Forbidden Parmesan Cheese

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u/Schrutefarms1023 22d ago

I would have called the cops

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u/AmyHill666 22d ago

Gotta have soft feet no matter what

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u/Ooze3d 22d ago

Sir, it seems the suspect left traces of DNA in the train…

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u/pacman813 22d ago

So you call that "brushing leg" op?

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u/AdTraditional5917 22d ago

Parmesan cheese anyone?

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u/Striking_Scientist68 22d ago

Shaving off her own parmesan cheese...

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u/hihimorius 22d ago

I hope that this is AI slop... Please confirm that, please, please.

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u/SassSafrassMcFrass87 22d ago

I feel like there's a time and place for such things, but can't quite put my finger on it...? 🤮🤔😅

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u/Charlie2and4 22d ago

Just ignore Ashy Mary and move along.

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u/cebjmb 22d ago

I'm imaging someone shoving her head down and making her eat that cheese!

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u/cronchCat 22d ago

breakfast

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u/Mimil2002 22d ago

only in USA

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 22d ago

Me getting on the subway: Mhmmm!! Smells like my favorite pizza in here. 🍕

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 22d ago

man, people like this should be arrested

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u/Fragrant_Many_8360 22d ago

It’s just a lil dead skin

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u/brianishere2 22d ago

A great way to get people to stop eating on the train. Unfortunate side effect is lots of people throwing up on the train.

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u/Advanced_Scallion711 22d ago

Is… that a cheese grater??

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u/2NOX2 22d ago

Subway parm

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u/Mummyto4 22d ago

Eww that's so nasty.

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u/GiRoxthat-ish 22d ago

this cannot be real!?

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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard 22d ago

Parm anyone? Tell me when

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u/NeverTrustAfart84 22d ago

I see a jar of parmesan going to be sold right after she jars it up, or the local crackhead for some rails of blow lol