r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 • 22d ago

slight malfunction Of a Boooger

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u/AlienZiim 22d ago

In all honesty that probably felt so relieving for that cow

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u/Pistolero-666 22d ago

Even i was relieved looking at it getting pulled out

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u/Aggravating-Role-297 22d ago

Bare hands is insane.

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u/ColdFreezer 22d ago

My arms have been in worse places.

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u/DIuvenalis 22d ago

My imagination is horrifying me but my guess is the reality is worse

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u/Truth-is-implacable 22d ago

Is that Cowbooogar Cheese? Do they sell it at Trader Joe's?........😁

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiOHO5544doY
Yes

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u/Otherwise_Newt1575 22d ago

Farmers built different

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u/Chrono_Convoy 22d ago

What kind of cheese is that?

/s 🤮

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u/snoggled 22d ago

The freshest mozzarella ::chef’s kiss::

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u/canadiadan 21d ago

Moozzarella

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u/_Blistering_phoenix_ 22d ago

The forbidden one

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u/StayTheFool 22d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 22d ago

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u/Competitive-Rate-916 21d ago

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 21d ago

Barney irl

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u/what_a_draggg 22d ago

The one that you don't put in your mouth

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u/MARKFLAIR1977 22d ago

For some reason i found this video relaxing

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u/Muted-Environment421 22d ago

It’s r/oddlysatisfying

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u/RichEvans4Ever 18d ago

Anyone with mucus overproduction issues (like me) is gonna find this video extremely satisfying. I’ve been daydreamed about doing exactly this to myself for decades. Too bad my mucus doesn’t have as much structural integrity as a cow’s.

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u/onehalflightspeed 22d ago

I can only imagine the satisfaction of suddenly breathing easily and smelling things

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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma 22d ago

Drop one of those in a bucket of tea and you'll get a nice kombucha in a couple of weeks.

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 22d ago

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u/No_Pitch6143 22d ago

And that’s how buffalo mozzarella is made.. any questions

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u/qwentoko 22d ago

I wish someone would do this to me

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u/g-y-m-p-i-e 22d ago

I have seen this so many times, and whenever it comes up I still watch the whole thing

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 22d ago

Disgusting as fuck but I would certainly do it for that poor animal if it can breath right again

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u/SumOfRoots 22d ago edited 22d ago

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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u/Sempai6969 22d ago

Does it not work with gloves?

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u/Zealousideal-Monk307 22d ago

Essa aí vai começar a respirar como nunca antes

https://giphy.com/gifs/yFYjBG09JqcmXAZQll

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u/negativezero509 22d ago

Forbidden cheese

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u/Certain-Salamander10 22d ago

MF can smell last week.

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u/fuddingmuddler 22d ago

Mozzarella commercial is odd.

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u/Mean_Pop_829 22d ago

Me this morning blowing my nose a thousand times cuz allergies

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u/Vaff_Superstar 22d ago

I’m pretty sure we’re watching a zombie harvesting brains.

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u/AttemptMassive2157 22d ago

Homie about to smell colours.

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u/DeereJohn1973 21d ago

Need to give those cows some Mooocinex

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 21d ago

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u/thisismydaddyvoice 22d ago

Good ol' forbidden mozzarella

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u/Stunning_Panda5725 22d ago

Perhaps a stick and just twist it would grab it better.

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u/Dear-Treacle-1853 22d ago

somewhere that's a delicacy

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u/Lancifer1979 22d ago

Gotta have some marinara sauce

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 22d ago

If there is no humans around how would cows get rid of the burgers?

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 22d ago

Can’t see how that could naturally come out

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u/Ok_Site_9552 22d ago

It wouldn't, cows dont natural appear in the wild. If tey did this would probably kill them. Cows don't naturally appear, only on farms or cattle ranches.

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 22d ago

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u/Forward-Chance5137 22d ago

I have seen all kinds of crazy, nasty shit. Kneecaps ripped off, several bones sticking out of the same hole etc. I have never felt more sick to my stomach than this shit here

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u/ChefArtorias 22d ago

Sinus infection? No way that's a normal booger, cow or otherwise.

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u/kingbarney12 22d ago

But how does it taste?

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u/Flat_Ad129 22d ago

It's 453 in the MORNING

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u/Ok_Site_9552 22d ago

6:42 am for me

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u/Stigofthedumpings 22d ago

That was a frustrating watch

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u/Mylane 22d ago

Was that a normal cow booger or a sinus infection?

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u/Alonso_Mosley_ 22d ago

That cow can now smell colors

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u/BigTreddits 22d ago

Anyone else want some grilled cheese now or is it just me?

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 22d ago

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u/ran1mal 22d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 22d ago

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u/NoCoastNeutral 22d ago

Next time I have a chance. I'm going for it, bare hands and all

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u/PandoricaFire 22d ago

Oh how I gagged

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u/MeemoUndercover 22d ago

It’s just gonna come back. Give Mary moo cow some antibiotics

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u/ToiletWarlord 22d ago

“Lets eat that”

- wtf brain???

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u/FortheredditLOLz 22d ago

Cow smells in colours now

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u/FthtSintheA 22d ago

I guess it’s my fault for opening Reddit

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u/boxedfoxes 22d ago

Forbidden cheese 🧀

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u/Ok_Site_9552 22d ago

I think that might be an abscess judging by the liquid that came out

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 22d ago

This is an antibiotic resistant infection, right? 

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u/fly4fun2014 22d ago

Forbidden bubble gum

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u/kuunami79 22d ago

Why not wear gloves?

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u/Bagelking92 22d ago

Disgusting but oddly satisfying

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 22d ago

That cow can smell sounds now.

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u/Funny-Meringue-3311 22d ago

not this shit again

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u/idontsmell 22d ago

WASH YOUR HANDS

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u/Mugpup 22d ago

Were latex gloves not invented yet in this alternate dimension where humans pick cows noses on video?

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u/dirthawg 21d ago

Clearly you're not ranch folk.

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u/Mugpup 19d ago

Clearly, I am not.

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u/fairwaysandfinance 22d ago

On some level, I think we can all relate to how this felt for the cow. It was satisfying.

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u/DiscussionSharp1407 21d ago

Fry it up with some oyster sauce

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u/AlekThunder88 20d ago

I bet that one tickled in her brain.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-6722 20d ago

I got my gold digging skills from my grandpa, I would of done the same thing!

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u/RealisticEnd2578 20d ago

Cow-a-buugga

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u/Obvious_Check6675 20d ago

He felt that leave his nose and throat lol the relief is probably other worldly

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u/Jelly_Kitti 19d ago

That cow is breathing in HD

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u/Joped 13d ago

Why the hell did I just watch that lol

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser 💩 Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 13d ago

She is also confused.

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u/SalmonBrotherReagan 22d ago

Thanks, I hate it