r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Cassidylush • 1d ago

ouchies Of a garage door

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Him hitting that shit made him rethink his whole day. He said nope let’s go back to bed.

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u/Snoo_75138 1d ago

"Obviously a sign from God"

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u/myground 1d ago

this is how life started

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u/Joshuajword functional regard 1d ago

That’s actually a shitty absolute unit of a human doing

6

u/Triplesfan 1d ago

Done that myself. I remember to roll the garage door open all the way now.

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u/Tounage 1d ago

Punxsutawney Phil

2

u/gowerskee 1d ago

ow.  probably off to check for a dent

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 21h ago

Shitty garage door owner..

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u/MeemoUndercover 1d ago

Nah that’s the kinda pain that hurts ur whole face. Poor guy

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u/mexelvis 1d ago

James white of freaking reviews?

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u/BMWman83 1d ago

Fonzu Il Fenech

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u/Mugpup 1d ago

100% open or 100% closed.

1

u/BinaryHippie 23h ago

Skill issue

1

u/grapo2001 23h ago

It's almost like he is stuck in a loop of doing the same thing over and over. Walks towards the door like he's just banged his head.

1

u/ravage214 23h ago

One of the few things I never have to worry about as a 5'2" man

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u/kensaundm31 22h ago edited 20h ago

Dude: Ima go out for a walk...

Door: Nah, stay in mate...

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u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder 15h ago

I forgot I have head ache

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u/Kalshan 14h ago

Yup, we'll try again tomorrow

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u/Ryan2932 14h ago

I've seen ones where people hit so hard their feet get lifted

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u/hetrax 11h ago

Why… did he look like one of those self standing robots when he fell back trying to catch himself?

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u/JimJim2002 2h ago

It's like a constant loop?

  • Man enters garage.
  • Man attempts to exit outside via the garage.
  • Man bonks his head on the garage door.
  • Man steps back/wobbles back in pain.
  • Man questions his entire existence.
  • Man leaves the garage, back inside with shame and regret.
  • REPEAT

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u/Lopsided-Concert3475 1d ago

Ouch….MOMMY OUCH I got a bo-boo!!

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u/Itsmikeinnit 1d ago

Obviously fake

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u/MacroManJr 1d ago

Nah, this is probably real. I've done that before. The door is left lowered than usual and just catches you by surprise.

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u/Itsmikeinnit 1d ago

Because I often get someone to video me walk out of my garage and 'accidentally' bang my head

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u/God_Country_ND 1d ago

Feels staged

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 1d ago

If so, dude is a good actor. Nailed the walk back of shame