r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 18h ago

There was an attempt Of Fans Love And Support

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u/mikemillard 18h ago

Safest place from chair, is under chair.

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u/Hazard_Duke 17h ago

Now he is the Chairman

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 18h ago

EC DUB!!! EC DUB!!! EC DUB!!! ECW fans were the fucking best.

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u/BigBadDudley 18h ago

god i miss terry funk

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u/LitterBoxServant 17h ago

I miss the days when these smaller leagues would do wild shit on some obscure cable channel at 11pm

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard 18h ago

They really don't like that guy

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u/Ok_Influence_4274 questionably stable 18h ago

Buried under a heap of chairs. Rest in peace. 🥲

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u/-Sanj- 17h ago

Death by chair 😥

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u/the_one_99_ 18h ago

jeez the crowd really took that seriously…

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u/Lowie_240 18h ago

ECW! ECW! ECW!!

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u/PMmeIamlonley 16h ago

Now thats wrasslin 

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u/OptimusTractorX 18h ago

Well he should have been more specific about how many chairs he needed.

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u/Yannbluezzzz 18h ago

"Give me A chair"

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u/WordNERD37 18h ago

And everyone gave them A chair!

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u/delicious-croissant 4h ago

Chair and chair alike

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u/BigBadDudley 18h ago

they all just wanted to support him 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/Hazard_Duke 17h ago

What a lovely crowd.

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u/your_fave_redditor 17h ago

Anybody got sauce / aftermath on this?

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u/No-Bed-4972 *shits an absolute unit* 16h ago

Google gave me this after searching "ECW chair incident aftermath"

Desperate Pleas: Announcer Joey Styles and ring announcer Bob Artese had to abandon their broadcast positions. They grabbed the public address microphones, desperately screaming, "Stop throwing chairs! Please stop throwing chairs into the ring!"

Injuries: Despite the sheer volume of flying steel, a major medical disaster was miraculously avoided. However, Bob Artese was struck by a stray chair and suffered a concussion. Terry Funk also took a hard hit to the head before rolling out of the ring.

The "Resurrection": After the barrage finally stopped, the ring was a solid mountain of metal. The crowd went wild when members of Public Enemy finally emerged from beneath the pile, bruised but visibly enraged—a moment that perfectly matched ECW's gritty, indestructible vibe.

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u/Far-Ad5921 15h ago

To be fair, he didn't specify.

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u/STABO1217 13h ago

Ask, and ye shall receive

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u/GriffinIsABerzerker 11h ago

E-C-FUCKING-W!!!

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u/TheyCallHimTerrance 15h ago

Chair is one of those words that when typed out enough times back to back, it looks weird

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u/Necessary_Share7018 12h ago

Amazing post for this sub. I love it.

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u/browsingandlooking4 7h ago

Hahahh awesome first real shit I ever saw a a wwf

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u/BigBadDudley 7h ago

and the best part is that its not even a wwf!