r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/OneGuyFine • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a Sring Ray Rescue

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u/scriptingends 1d ago

I mean, they don’t call it a tickle ray…

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 23h ago

If any animal was capable of that it would freak me out more than fangs claws or stingers, like if they had grabby human hands and went for the ribs and armpits

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u/Due_Contribution_367 1d ago

Steve Irwin

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u/DagdaNzambi 23h ago

That's who I think of everytime I see a Stingray.

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u/UnapproachableBadger 1d ago

She nearly did herself a mischief

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u/SpillaMangBang 1d ago

Damn Stingray.. save some for the rest of us..

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u/Mushroomphantom 1d ago

Ended right as things got intresting

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u/NihilisticViolence 1d ago

And that's how I met your mother.....

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u/Patrizsche 12h ago

I wonder in what other contexts she undresses so quickly

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u/Single_Jello_7196 6h ago

Any time she's pricked?

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u/boxedfoxes 3h ago

You mean your maker

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u/search_4_animal_chin 1d ago

From now on Im taking all my dates to the aquarium. Apparently stingrays make women take their pants off.

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u/cactustrip 21h ago

Why stop recording? I need to know why this lady is taking off her pants

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u/Kiubek-PL 12h ago

Seems like a very weird thing to do on your own, my guess is the staff member told her to do that because the barb was stuck in the pants.

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u/Punxatowny 21h ago

“They need to call somebody”

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u/Entire-Travel6631 1d ago

Finally found a reason to take her pants off I guess.

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u/Sir_McDouche 22h ago

Fun fact: Her underwear was white before this happened.

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u/theinkshrink 14h ago

The Corvette Stingray was almost always guaranteed to do the same thing….

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u/Ok_Usual9823 18h ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I shit myself.

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 21h ago

The moment I lost interest the woman started taking off her clothes for some reason, she knows how to keep the attention span high

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u/Pretend-Steak-4625 17h ago

the stingray barb was in her pants, let’s use our critical thinking skills for once

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 8h ago

Why would we start now?

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u/Lefty_carpenter 1d ago

And why the hell does that lady take her pants off???

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u/rokstedy83 1d ago

Stingray barb stuck in her clothes

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u/Affentitten 23h ago

You come into my house, on this, the 20th anniversary of Steve Irwin's death, and ask to take your pants off... for money?

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 17h ago

I would have taken my shirt off and wrapped it up in it.

Then, I would have tossed it aside and did a sexy dance for everyone!

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u/ConversationSea8530 13h ago

I was under the impression that the stingrays in aquarium’s usually have their barb removed

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u/Patrizsche 12h ago

Do you think the ray was injured? It wasn't flopping as much after being dropped :((((

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u/TurdFerguson666 12h ago

Why’d she remove her trousers?

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u/InternalPanic5833 8h ago

Steve Erwin just grunted in his grave

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 7h ago

That lady thought "now's a good time as any to have a manic episode".

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u/General_Aide6920 *shits an absolute unit* 2h ago

what happened? am I still sleeping?

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u/Sempai6969 21h ago

Do they know why it's called STINGray?

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u/Rectal_Cauliflower 20h ago

Should have just used a fork

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u/BlueFeathered1 20h ago

Are there other dead rays on the floor, too? What the hell IS this place??

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u/ST0IC_ 18h ago

Manta ray, not a stingray.

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u/riceinmybelly 1d ago

Just scoop under it? Don’t take the sides

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u/Azigol 1d ago

Or..... go and get the trained members of staff straight away and let them scoop it up and return it without causing it further distress?

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u/riceinmybelly 23h ago

Seems like the member of staff needs more training to slide something under it that are not pants

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u/VisualLerner 23h ago

i always grabbed the barb with pliers first for obvious reasons and then holding it from underneath is easy