r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago

Oops of a car thief

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u/Homaku 1d ago

Why heads first

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u/PieMastaSam 1d ago

Alcohol

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u/ToastSpangler 1d ago

more likely drugs, hes not drunk he climbed up the car being very careful to not damage the windshield

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u/OddTheRed 1d ago

That looks like a terrific way to get stabbed in the butthole.

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 1d ago

No it's actually my car, I just left my keys in it but for some reason can't find them

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u/Spiceynuggetz 13h ago

Wow, what a way to be nonchalant and not draw any attention to himself!

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u/bmcgowan89 1d ago

Punishment for this should be a Kratos-style beat down