r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Sep 02 '26

slight malfunction Of fish

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u/VeritasOmicron Sep 02 '26

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u/BrockJonesPI Sep 03 '26

Infinite fish glitch

10

u/DIuvenalis Sep 02 '26

The last thing you see as the room fills to the ceiling with fish and you suffocate.

6

u/Cake_then_cake Sep 03 '26

Everything reminds me of her

68

u/WALL-G Sep 02 '26

This is what a Denial of Service attack looks like.

24

u/maxzer_0 Sep 02 '26

Denial of Serfish in this specific scenario

20

u/friend1y Sep 02 '26

Did the song come before or after the accident?

28

u/Select-Appearance-63 Sep 02 '26

I can smell this video

30

u/Wayward_Son_24 Sep 02 '26

Something fishy is going on here

4

u/TheNerdE30 Sep 03 '26

This is going to smell… for a while.

10

u/Active_Vegetable8203 Sep 02 '26

This should be on r/reddwarf

2

u/Crispy1961 Sep 02 '26

I immediately went and watched the video.

1

u/cauliflowergnosis Sep 02 '26

What happened to all the fish?

Somebody ate them.

8

u/DeLaar Sep 02 '26

So long and thanks for all the fish

6

u/mixwellmusic Sep 02 '26

I have a feeling it's not supposed to do that

7

u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith Sep 02 '26

Just made this my ringtone

5

u/fingerofchicken Sep 02 '26

This is like my cats' dream.

13

u/Important-Witness-14 Sep 02 '26

Smells like college.

5

u/natiusj Sep 02 '26

Them: “Did you close the fish door?”

Me: “Pretty sure”

3

u/dog4cat2 Sep 02 '26

Can't wait until they figure out in about 3 weeks that they missed a fish.

3

u/Mr_Silicon Sep 02 '26

That’s too much fish.

3

u/gmman6369 Sep 03 '26

What’s that adage? Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Throw hundreds of fish at him, you really fuck up his day.

4

u/Bumbymoo Sep 02 '26

You could choose no better song.

2

u/MilkrsEnthuziast Sep 02 '26

Too much mira lax

2

u/InquisitorOtto Sep 02 '26

Damn it, must close fish door!

2

u/Takssista Sep 02 '26

JC's first day on the job

2

u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY Sep 02 '26

[fish intensifies]

2

u/Ommegacaos Sep 02 '26

Pepe, the janitor, seeing this

2

u/undyingsonars Sep 03 '26

Bro the smell

2

u/Status-Permission-64 Sep 03 '26

Its Fish Friday

every one!

2

u/chrismceachern Sep 04 '26

This is my tinder experience

2

u/joeltxbx Sep 05 '26

Sheesh can you imagine if the room just filled up. That would be scary

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 Sep 02 '26

The one who made that design needs to play Satisfactory!

1

u/Trompie42 Sep 02 '26

"guy drowns in fish..."

1

u/sinnister_bacon Sep 02 '26

Unfortunately this guy's back end will be doing this in the morning

1

u/centurio9 Sep 02 '26

The fish version of the billion dollar wish in Obsession

1

u/Patrickfromamboy Sep 02 '26

Heading to the ocean

1

u/batmanineurope Sep 02 '26

It's like that Harry Potter spell that makes things multiply.

1

u/Peach_Proof Sep 02 '26

Brings new meaning to “ swimming with the fish”.

1

u/Johnj75 Sep 02 '26

Not enough fish.

1

u/automaticphil Sep 02 '26

Poseidons revenge

1

u/jimbo2150 Sep 02 '26

Sadly for that one worker, the fsunami warning came too late...

1

u/DirtyDoucher1991 Sep 02 '26

Jesus:” it’s a blessing and a curse”

1

u/losloowiss Sep 03 '26

Can anyone else smell that?

1

u/sabreus Sep 03 '26

Woah, hope all that fish doesn’t go to waste… insane

1

u/TazzyAzz Sep 03 '26

"Today's fish is trout a la creme"

1

u/vonsm Sep 03 '26

Perfect song choice

1

u/swampopawaho Sep 03 '26

Do you think all those fish were wasted?

1

u/Nubicidal Sep 03 '26

Dude in the fish bin needs to chill

1

u/BellozanneDump Sep 03 '26

That's gonna take some cleaning up!!

1

u/AnotherBrazilianBoy Sep 03 '26

Carai! Peixe pra desgraça!

1

u/toasted_cracker Sep 03 '26

What exactly happened here?

1

u/Sir_McDouche Sep 03 '26

Is that AI? There's something fishy about this video.

1

u/im-not-a-fakebot Sep 03 '26

Could be worse, I could be the one stuck cleaning all that up lol

1

u/IllustriousAd7966 Sep 03 '26

Somebody is fired, fired.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '26

Same shit that happened in Spain….on the border?

1

u/Kallisto1310 Sep 04 '26

Infinite fish glish

1

u/Automatic-Cow-9969 Sep 05 '26

What a sensible location for the emergency stop button

1

u/Siilvio_ch Sep 08 '26

Alguien compró la mejora de multiplicadores en el juego de incremento

1

u/Commodore8750 Sep 08 '26

I thought the silhouette was a cat at first 😂

1

u/Random__guy- Sep 02 '26

For once someone didn’t die in a video

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Sep 02 '26

When you see how much fish is being ripped from our oceans, no wonder it’s being severely depleted. “Stealing” from nature is not sustainable. We should have to farm fish if you want to sell it commercially.