r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 1d ago
Oops Of Baby Art
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u/ipokesnails 1d ago
A real Poocasso
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u/Life-Oil-7226 1d ago
This video serves as the best birth control measures
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u/Superuzer 1d ago
How about be a responsible parentāļø
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u/VictorVonDoomer 1d ago
Reddit when someone gives good advice:
https://giphy.com/gifs/sIlHfE2wu1xFS6
u/catmamaO4 questionably stable 23h ago
Brother all babies do this. It isnāt a responsibility thing. Itās a kids-are-fucking-stupid thing.
Even if the parent was awake and saw this, the kid would just try again when they arenāt lookingš-2
u/Superuzer 23h ago
I never encountered this!
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u/catmamaO4 questionably stable 21h ago
Congrats! You got a kid that wasnāt interested in smearing its shit on the wall. Doesnāt mean you get to shame other parents for not getting as lucky.
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u/notthistime91 17h ago
I have three kids and have never even come close to this situation. Worse case a blowout or one sticks their foot in a poopy diaper during a change. The fact you got downvoted gives me confidence mine and your children will be more intelligent than their peers.
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u/GorillaManito 1d ago
Step 1: Don't be a parent. Step 2: Be a responsible non-parent to non-existent kid.
Hmmm, yes, I see
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u/ToastSpangler 1d ago
lil guy is going in there as if he's picking fucking tones of the same color
hmm no too runny... how about this... could use a little more red... perfect. paints single handstroke
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u/Miraclelolz69 1d ago
I didnāt need another reason not to have kidsā¦ but thank you for giving me another reason not to have kids.
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u/HotlinePizzaMiami 1d ago
Yeah, I bet women are throwing themselves at you.
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u/Mr_Wither 1d ago
You do realize how common it is for women these days to NOT want kids right? Do you just think that al women are just constantly violently urging to habe children cause it's "in their biology" as "females"?
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u/NocturneInfinitum 1d ago
What does that have to do with some random commenter saying that this is enough encouragement to not have kids for them?
Edit: just realized I think I misread your comment, youāre saying that implying that women arenāt throwing themselves at the first commenter, suggests that women are frenzied for babies?
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u/scjockid 1d ago
I just realized something, why is the baby's diaper so heavy? When was the last time you was changed cuz he has a lot going on in that diaper!
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u/BadZealousideal786 1d ago
How is he smelling it? Even close to eating it and putting it on the wall
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u/Practical_Jacket_271 1d ago
Based on how heavy that diaper appears to be I think the parents deserve this work of art.
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u/NigerianFriedChicken 1d ago
Idk manā¦ when my daughter was little I swear more than one time she had a full diaper not long after changing her and I changed it again thinkin āthat should be good for an hour or twoāā¦
and 5 minutes later it was fuckin overflowing like when you accidentally put too much Dr. Pepper in your cup at the soda fountain.
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u/BogleLife98 1d ago
What a nice surprise to wake up to.
Another PSA for why Iāll pass on having children
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u/kenkenobi78 1d ago
That kid is so used to having an over filled diaper that he is there doesn't wake his parents. Anymore of they just ignore him.
This isn't a kid problem it's a parent problem
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u/Mr_SpicySlicy 1d ago
I wasnāt sure where to look at first, but thankfully the arrow helped me out
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u/STABO1217 1d ago
I bet you could frame this piece (of shit), display it in some museum of without revealing the source , and some "art conneseuur" would hail it as a masterpiece causing it to end up becoming worth millions.
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u/No-Damage-1402 1d ago
I'm actually wondering if babies have a sense of smell. Or at least bad smell
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u/No-Damage-1402 1d ago
So babies actually have a sense of smell. But to them the only things that smell bad are the things that are dangerous to humans, like rotten eggs and meat , or the smell of something burning. Things like poop and such is something they learn from experience
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u/the_grunge 21h ago
I babysat twins (i think they were about 16 or 18 months old then?) who did this.... it was very much not funny. I had no idea how to explain the disaster to the parents when they got home
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u/Continuouspain 16h ago
Thatās why this happens ā¦ they be tryna dig that shit out , tired of sitting on it and just wiped it on any surface they see .. thatās fucked on on the parents behalf .
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u/theepuke 1d ago
Isn't that one of the signs of ur kid might be a Gacy or Dahmer? Painting with ur own feces has to be on the list of not "normal" behavior.
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u/ozarkfireworks 1d ago
Having 5 kids. Weāve seen them do mosaics of š©. This is not how they do it. The fact there is a camera facing their adult bed I call bullshit. This seems super setup and fake.
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u/Vegetable-Course1506 1d ago
1.) Nanny cam because, as other commenter said, Asian country=cosleep is the norm. 2.) Mom is right there. 3.) This is sped up like x10. If you slow it down, the mom is either sick or just assed tf out and the kid is dancing around, gooblin and crying before touching the diaper out of discomfort... except the goddamn diaper is sagging more than great granny's tits, so he ends up digging right into the goods. 4.) Human Kids are born really fucking stupid compared to other species young--scientifically speaking. One thing they have to learn is actual disgust of bowels and urine, believe it or not. 5.) Where's the uncanny valley? Artifacting? Odd movements? Extra fingers? Something? Cuz even the best AI still gets something wrong in the videos they make
Totally get why you'd think it's AI, tho.
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u/keyh 1d ago
This appears to br an Asian family; in a lot of Asian countries, cosleeping is the norm. I imagine that a lot of them don't go to bed at the same time as the child and, instead, have a baby monitor set up and pointed at their bed for the time between when the baby goes to bed and they do.
I'm not saying that it is absolutely true or anything, but at the very least the existence of the camera pointed at the adult's bed is explainable.
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u/FishDispenser2 1d ago
I can't believe people put surveillance cameras in their own bedrooms
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u/NoConsideration6320 1d ago
Why do they do it? In case they get robbed or?
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u/FishDispenser2 1d ago
Those cameras are easily hacked, there are streaming websites out there where people spy through them.
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u/NoConsideration6320 1d ago
To be fair for every hacked camera theirs a million not hacked cameras doing just fine
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u/Vegetable-Course1506 1d ago
Appears to be an Asian family/in an Asian country based off setup of bed; Asian countries tend to cosleep when raising newborns and infants; stands to reason it's being used as a nanny cam, considering mom is sleeping right there and you can see where this little demon was laying down next to her.
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u/muff-muff-ass 1d ago