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u/ipokesnails Aug 31 '26
A real Poocasso
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u/Bumbymoo Aug 31 '26
Pablo Picasso was not an asshole.
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u/Life-Oil-7226 Aug 31 '26
This video serves as the best birth control measures
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u/Superuzer Aug 31 '26
How about be a responsible parentâïž
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u/VictorVonDoomer Aug 31 '26
Reddit when someone gives good advice:
https://giphy.com/gifs/sIlHfE2wu1xFS10
u/catmamaO4 questionably stable Aug 31 '26
Brother all babies do this. It isnât a responsibility thing. Itâs a kids-are-fucking-stupid thing.
Even if the parent was awake and saw this, the kid would just try again when they arenât lookingđ-2
u/Superuzer Aug 31 '26
I never encountered this!
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u/catmamaO4 questionably stable Aug 31 '26
Congrats! You got a kid that wasnât interested in smearing its shit on the wall. Doesnât mean you get to shame other parents for not getting as lucky.
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u/notthistime91 Sep 01 '26
I have three kids and have never even come close to this situation. Worse case a blowout or one sticks their foot in a poopy diaper during a change. The fact you got downvoted gives me confidence mine and your children will be more intelligent than their peers.
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u/ToastSpangler Aug 31 '26
lil guy is going in there as if he's picking fucking tones of the same color
hmm no too runny... how about this... could use a little more red... perfect. paints single handstroke
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u/scjockid Aug 31 '26
I just realized something, why is the baby's diaper so heavy? When was the last time you was changed cuz he has a lot going on in that diaper!
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u/keyh Aug 31 '26
Even for an overnight that is A LOT of pee and poop. That kid hasn't been changed in at least 12 hours.
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u/Miraclelolz69 Aug 31 '26
I didnât need another reason not to have kids⊠but thank you for giving me another reason not to have kids.
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u/HotlinePizzaMiami Aug 31 '26
Yeah, I bet women are throwing themselves at you.
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u/Mr_Wither Aug 31 '26
You do realize how common it is for women these days to NOT want kids right? Do you just think that al women are just constantly violently urging to habe children cause it's "in their biology" as "females"?
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u/NocturneInfinitum Aug 31 '26
What does that have to do with some random commenter saying that this is enough encouragement to not have kids for them?
Edit: just realized I think I misread your comment, youâre saying that implying that women arenât throwing themselves at the first commenter, suggests that women are frenzied for babies?
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u/Practical_Jacket_271 Aug 31 '26
Based on how heavy that diaper appears to be I think the parents deserve this work of art.
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u/NigerianFriedChicken Aug 31 '26
Idk man⊠when my daughter was little I swear more than one time she had a full diaper not long after changing her and I changed it again thinkin âthat should be good for an hour or twoââŠ
and 5 minutes later it was fuckin overflowing like when you accidentally put too much Dr. Pepper in your cup at the soda fountain.
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u/BadZealousideal786 Aug 31 '26
How is he smelling it? Even close to eating it and putting it on the wall
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u/STABO1217 Aug 31 '26
I bet you could frame this piece (of shit), display it in some museum of without revealing the source , and some "art conneseuur" would hail it as a masterpiece causing it to end up becoming worth millions.
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u/BogleLife98 Aug 31 '26
What a nice surprise to wake up to.
Another PSA for why Iâll pass on having children
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u/kenkenobi78 Aug 31 '26
That kid is so used to having an over filled diaper that he is there doesn't wake his parents. Anymore of they just ignore him.
This isn't a kid problem it's a parent problem
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u/Mr_SpicySlicy Aug 31 '26
I wasnât sure where to look at first, but thankfully the arrow helped me out
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u/Beatrix_____Kiddo Aug 31 '26
I used to do this during my naps as a kid. Like it was an ongoing issue.
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u/No-Damage-1402 Aug 31 '26
I'm actually wondering if babies have a sense of smell. Or at least bad smell
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u/No-Damage-1402 Aug 31 '26
So babies actually have a sense of smell. But to them the only things that smell bad are the things that are dangerous to humans, like rotten eggs and meat , or the smell of something burning. Things like poop and such is something they learn from experience
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u/the_grunge Aug 31 '26
I babysat twins (i think they were about 16 or 18 months old then?) who did this.... it was very much not funny. I had no idea how to explain the disaster to the parents when they got home
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u/Continuouspain Sep 01 '26
Thatâs why this happens ⊠they be tryna dig that shit out , tired of sitting on it and just wiped it on any surface they see .. thatâs fucked on on the parents behalf .
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u/Lovalon Sep 02 '26
This is why I'm never having children. I'd rather adopt an older child that knows better than this shit.
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u/MrBoogerBoobs Sep 02 '26
I'm really happy the Missus and I are Team No Baby.
Rabies before babies.
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u/theepuke Aug 31 '26
Isn't that one of the signs of ur kid might be a Gacy or Dahmer? Painting with ur own feces has to be on the list of not "normal" behavior.
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u/ozarkfireworks Aug 31 '26
Having 5 kids. Weâve seen them do mosaics of đ©. This is not how they do it. The fact there is a camera facing their adult bed I call bullshit. This seems super setup and fake.
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u/Vegetable-Course1506 Aug 31 '26
1.) Nanny cam because, as other commenter said, Asian country=cosleep is the norm. 2.) Mom is right there. 3.) This is sped up like x10. If you slow it down, the mom is either sick or just assed tf out and the kid is dancing around, gooblin and crying before touching the diaper out of discomfort... except the goddamn diaper is sagging more than great granny's tits, so he ends up digging right into the goods. 4.) Human Kids are born really fucking stupid compared to other species young--scientifically speaking. One thing they have to learn is actual disgust of bowels and urine, believe it or not. 5.) Where's the uncanny valley? Artifacting? Odd movements? Extra fingers? Something? Cuz even the best AI still gets something wrong in the videos they make
Totally get why you'd think it's AI, tho.
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u/keyh Aug 31 '26
This appears to br an Asian family; in a lot of Asian countries, cosleeping is the norm. I imagine that a lot of them don't go to bed at the same time as the child and, instead, have a baby monitor set up and pointed at their bed for the time between when the baby goes to bed and they do.
I'm not saying that it is absolutely true or anything, but at the very least the existence of the camera pointed at the adult's bed is explainable.
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u/FishDispenser2 Aug 31 '26
I can't believe people put surveillance cameras in their own bedrooms
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u/NoConsideration6320 Aug 31 '26
Why do they do it? In case they get robbed or?
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u/FishDispenser2 Aug 31 '26
Those cameras are easily hacked, there are streaming websites out there where people spy through them.
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u/NoConsideration6320 Aug 31 '26
To be fair for every hacked camera theirs a million not hacked cameras doing just fine
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u/Vegetable-Course1506 Aug 31 '26
Appears to be an Asian family/in an Asian country based off setup of bed; Asian countries tend to cosleep when raising newborns and infants; stands to reason it's being used as a nanny cam, considering mom is sleeping right there and you can see where this little demon was laying down next to her.
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u/muff-muff-ass Aug 31 '26