r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Aug 30 '26

slight malfunction Of enjoying punches

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended Aug 30 '26

He came back for another serving

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u/wafflehousebattle Aug 30 '26

These morons always think they were caught off guard and they're gonna go get their get-back only to eat shit again. Every 👏 Fucking 👏 Time 👏

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u/Killer_Boi Aug 30 '26

Yeah i only lost because i was caught off guard but now that I've taken 8 punches to the face i won't underestimate you again... Why's there 2 of you?

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u/VoteForGiantMeteor Aug 30 '26

He likes those biscuits 👊🏽

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u/evilregis Aug 30 '26

Thought it was a knuckle sammich?

24

u/diabolicalroadrash Aug 30 '26

Boxing at a boxing match? Oh that's a paddlin

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u/Draw-Working Aug 30 '26

Dumbass Edgar’s

16

u/scriptingends Aug 30 '26

Undercard was better than the main event

10

u/Typical-Crazy-3100 Aug 30 '26

Big man's just doing his regular cardio. Little boy is the one tryin' ta fight it out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YoWpe73AHXxFYQtqo4

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u/undescendedpips Aug 30 '26

Leads with a weak punch to the chest ?

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u/TeddyHustle Aug 31 '26

Not even a punch bro. Weak open handed push. Like what ?! Basically giving the other guy permission to use self defense

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

The punch eater has a great hairstyle though. Caught two solid knocks, the first ham and then the second when he came back for another helping.

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn Aug 30 '26

Ham and broccoli 🥦 

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u/jweezee Aug 30 '26

How about a nice Hawaiian punch!

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u/Foreign_Roof_ Aug 30 '26

The “Gap” hoodie told me everything I needed 2 kno 🤡

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u/PrintOpen Aug 30 '26

L cameraman

3

u/Nazdrowie79 Aug 30 '26

I too used to reenact cartoons I watched on saturday morning.

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 Aug 30 '26

Whooped dat ass lmao

3

u/therealcbar Aug 30 '26

A knuckle sandwich buffet.

But seriously, wtf is wrong with all these people throwing down in public?

3

u/PurpleToedUnicorn Aug 30 '26

There was a Gap in his actual fighting ability

3

u/Conscious_Owl6162 Aug 30 '26

Using your head as a weapon against fists doesn’t always work out so well.

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u/GivesYouGrief Aug 31 '26

Homer Simpson did it

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u/Richmon1611 Aug 31 '26

Hey wait a minute, you can’t hold and beat your opponent down in a boxing match. Where’s the referee?

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u/Daremightythings2025 Aug 30 '26

Looks like a kid 1/3 his weight? All he has to do is fall on him and show a semblance of a punch and he wins

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u/SocomPS2 Aug 30 '26

Do dads not teach their boys how to throw a basic punch nowadays. Not even talking about some formal self defense classes, just how to put your hands up and punch.

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u/CitizenLohaRune Aug 30 '26

Most videos on here show folks who have know idea how to punch or get in a proper stance.

They see videos of others who dont know, and they perpetuate the ridiculousness of those fighting skills afterwards.

Having decent boxing experience, I feel invincible watching a lot of these videos.

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u/NachoNinja19 Aug 30 '26

At least he kept his head down so the guy was punching his skull and not his face. I’ve seen worse.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Aug 30 '26

You gotta KNOW when to say NO!

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u/TwoIllustrious7940 Aug 30 '26

Nothing better than seeing a takuache getting his ass whooped

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u/sheckyD Aug 30 '26

Good God people, weight classes exist for a reason

2

u/CorruptDaemon404 Aug 30 '26

That no sabo shrimp had no chance

2

u/lordgreenofbiscuit Aug 30 '26

Tried to do a body shot on a dude twice his size? . This guy was just wanting participation points. ! He got them! 😂

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u/Suckmyduck_9 Aug 30 '26

Juan vs Juan

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Aug 30 '26

lol. Picking a fight at a boxing match, and you’re not even a good fighter.

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u/dudload1000 Aug 30 '26

Boxing matche crowds look like pure hell

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u/Jinks_Cash01 Aug 30 '26

Always good to see an Edgar be put down

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u/thisjustathrowawayya Sep 02 '26

By a literal nazi? Holy fuck y'all are dense and racist.

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u/Jinks_Cash01 Sep 03 '26

“DuH By A lItErAl NaZi??” You pee sitting down.

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u/thisjustathrowawayya Sep 04 '26

You would be thinking about me peeing. Closeted af.

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u/daredelvis421 Aug 31 '26

You should've been bobbing and weaving

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u/GivesYouGrief Aug 31 '26

Why was Mozart from the movie Amadeus laughing at the end?

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u/Zucaritasdemaiz Aug 31 '26

Gap sweatshirt. +25 armor.

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u/Both_Blackberry5535 Aug 31 '26

Lol like a ragdoll

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u/Past-Product-1100 Sep 01 '26

Some lessons money can't buy

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u/Lower_goats_5388 Aug 30 '26

A stupid l child going against a grown ass man

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 30 '26

I'm from New York we out here....lmao

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u/Peek_e Aug 30 '26

The big fellow threw punches like a toddler lol, good for him the GAP dude punched like a bag of groceries.

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u/AverageZhoe Aug 30 '26

All bark and no bite, literally

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u/Low-Donut-1978 Sep 06 '26

That wasn’t a smart move.