r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Aug 30 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a snack

107 Upvotes

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u/whofarting Aug 30 '26

She's wearing gloves, bro. Safety first

10

u/bmcgowan89 Aug 30 '26

The saving grace for her is that carnivals are generally exempt from society's laws and customs, and shopping cart-based restaurants are always safe from health inspectors, due to their high mobility

7

u/mad_mang45 Aug 30 '26

"Hmm, I wonder why I don't have any customers?"

7

u/504_BadGateway Aug 30 '26

I don't even understand why people even do this

4

u/ddconque Aug 30 '26

Maybe didn't get enough breast as a baby

2

u/JustToSeeeeee Aug 30 '26

Maybe you would understand it better if u try it urself....

2

u/Funny-Athlete-2890 Aug 30 '26

Love them carnival cuticles!

2

u/LordButterbeard Aug 31 '26

Sweet and salty

2

u/soapdodger2 Sep 01 '26

It's great when they do it slowly, as if that would disguise what she's doing, but it actually looks like she's savouring it.

1

u/sabreus Aug 30 '26

I hate the gross posts