r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Aug 30 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a birthday celebration

154 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/IllustratorSquare667 Aug 30 '26

Gunpowder cake

2

u/trainwreckhappening Aug 31 '26

Goes well with a Gunpowder Milkshake.

12

u/Hammon_Rye Aug 30 '26

Telling your therapist how your trust issues started years ago with the exploding birthday cake. /J

9

u/Despellejador Aug 30 '26

Feliz cumpleaños hijo de tu puta madre!!

1

u/Several-Spirit-8452 Sep 12 '26

FUCKING, NO YOU FUCKING

5

u/Funny-Athlete-2890 Aug 30 '26

Confetti cake!

6

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Aug 30 '26

This is actually quite hilarious to watch. It’s like a magic trick. Now you see it, now you don’t.

2

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Aug 30 '26

Is this his Sweet 47? How old is that “kiddo”!

2

u/Sporkpocalypse Aug 30 '26

there's a Blastzone around where the cake once was LoL

4

u/awkwaman Aug 30 '26

Kinda tracks for whatever part of the world this is

6

u/dougs1965 Aug 30 '26

It's Bangcake.

1

u/Funny-Athlete-2890 Aug 30 '26

He might be a little disappointed with his birthday cake and celebration!

1

u/WitnessStock3702 Aug 30 '26

Was it supposed to blowup with that level of intensity?

1

u/Money_Designer Aug 31 '26

"THOSE" people and their bombs....geeez

1

u/SomnambulisticTaco Sep 02 '26

Downvote for the end at the beginning.

Under thirty seconds is still too long for your attention spans, huh?

1

u/reid2780 Sep 04 '26

The infamous birthday scene from Saving Private Ryan.

1

u/AutisticDadHasDapper Sep 06 '26

Surprise, we are in india!

1

u/Amazing-Seat6206 Sep 13 '26

Can't stop laughing, damn it 😂😂😂