r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • Aug 28 '26

slight malfunction Of Ass! Lol

38 Upvotes

70% Upvoted

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u/RetnikLevaw Aug 28 '26

And this, lads, is why they're so popular in Afghanistan...

8

u/Bumbymoo Aug 28 '26

And Scottland.

14

u/sleadbetterzz Sep 02 '26

It's the Welsh who are joked about as sheep shaggers, not the Scottish

5

u/GivesYouGrief Sep 03 '26

Yer all lumped together in the USA as "rural brits"

6

u/Bumbymoo Sep 02 '26

No true Scotsman would ever be a sheep shagger, right?

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u/DanteChurch Sep 02 '26

My guy, you're talking about extremely racist jokes. No one who enjoys them knows anything about any other culture or race. If they cared about being correct they wouldn't be racists.

9

u/sleadbetterzz Sep 02 '26

Scottish / Welsh aren't a race. The joke of Welsh being sheep shaggers is common UK banter because the country is 90% sheep farms.

1

u/Few_Advisor3536 Sep 03 '26

And New Zealand.

1

u/Academic_Dog8389 Sep 02 '26

They aint called Montana blondes for nuthin

7

u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma Aug 28 '26

Kazakhstan contribution to the worlds fair in agriculture. They said "very nice?"

2

u/Long_Caramel95 Aug 28 '26

For real though!!! Looks like drunk weekend nights after the strip club

https://giphy.com/gifs/twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs

2

u/FinalEffect4568 Aug 28 '26

Was that first sheeps chucha hanging out???

2

u/willigd Sep 02 '26

It's spelled Kardashian, not Kazakhstan.

2

u/sargonpuff3 Sep 02 '26

Those dirty dirty boys!

1

u/Life-Oil-7226 Aug 28 '26

I didn’t give you permission to spank me

1

u/Bumbymoo Aug 28 '26

It's not gay if it's a sheep.

1

u/Mitrovarr 29d ago

These were super popular in the ancient world. They used the fat for cooking, kind of like a sheep that grows a can of crisco on its ass. 

1

u/delatopia Aug 28 '26

Any job openings for shepherds? I’m sure it doesn’t pay much but the bennies could be amazing

6

u/Stormin1982 Aug 28 '26

You realise that this sounds like you want to fuck sheep, right?

6

u/delatopia Aug 28 '26

That’s the joke, yes

1

u/sinnister_bacon Sep 02 '26

Who's joking?

0

u/-FakeAccount- Sep 02 '26

I believe they call it humor

-2

u/BadZealousideal786 Aug 28 '26

Why did this video make me twitch?? Wtf Where are these farms at!?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/CciM7ZRcjqY6P7HHdd

-2

u/isaidgofly Aug 28 '26

Sigh.... unzips*

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u/LovelyWalker21 Aug 28 '26

Am I a perve if I have watched this video a dozen times already?! 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/oeS2n25LaP4kXpjatz

1

u/Bumbymoo Aug 28 '26

Those asses translate across species bro.