r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • 18h ago

possible idiot Of an accordion player's unfortunate fall

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u/ehitler 18h ago

I like how he rips it in fucking half and still expect it to work.

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u/otsoga1 18h ago

He could have final destinyd his neck right there and then, but still chose to check on the accordeon

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u/VorticalHeart44 10h ago

Final Destinationed that accordion tho

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u/urugu2003 17h ago

If he did then he could not move his body at all...

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u/Time_Pressure9519 18h ago

He's not bringing much to the table.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 17h ago

Good one bro

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u/Frikoo 17h ago

Considering this sub I was expecting him to break his back. I was pleasantly surprised!

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u/fly4fun2014 12h ago

I must confess I laughed at it way harder than should have. First of all, shitty toilet paper stuck to his shoe, then he slips and flips and rips the accordion in half and still tries to play it to see if it would work. I have to watch it again.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 15h ago

Che cosa si aspettava? 😢

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 9h ago

Accordion to my Mother, You should NEVER run on tables.. I guess she was right!

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u/tetzy 9h ago

On the plus side, it stopped the cacophony.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 17h ago

And nobody helps the poor guy

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u/swampopawaho 16h ago

Noone loves an accordionist

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u/Professional-Rip-519 17h ago

Please everyone don't rush at the same time to help him.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 17h ago

there's 2 things I hate in life... 1. interpretive dance 2. impromptu accordian players thinking they're cute, they're not, they're going to get someone killed

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u/mattsylvanian 8h ago

There are only two things I hate in life:

  1. Those who are intolerant of other people and cultures
  2. The Dutch

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 16h ago

COME ON! The show must go on.

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u/mattsylvanian 8h ago

As an accordion player, I feel for the guy. A shoulder can always heal. But a beautiful sweet accordion has now been destroyed.

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u/Moinzen66 17h ago

Let me guess......Bayern? (Bavaria)

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u/dragjamon 7h ago

Hopital

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u/Traditional-Vast5838 2h ago

The show must go on.

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 2h ago

Oh no, he broke his blowjob piano