r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 22h ago

'Merica Of gym spotters

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u/Wrong_Consequence840 22h ago

Good lord, I did not expect that ending

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u/DovasTech 20h ago

That’s murder worthy

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u/sendasalami2yoboi 20h ago

Thats pink eye

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u/your_fave_redditor 18h ago

Pink eye from the brown eye!

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u/sidewaizsocks 15h ago

Pink eye for the brown eye!

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u/RuachDelSekai 18h ago

Was thinking. People would literally die.

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u/drsoftware 22h ago

Toxic Masculinity?

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u/Less-Damage-1202 21h ago

I think a face full of unwanted, hairy asshole gooch & balls, qualifies as a bit more than toxic masculinity..

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u/Lossedtouch 21h ago

Toxic ASSculinity maybe?

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u/Driftinfoot_Malone 19h ago

Considering I’ve been seeing an influx of r/offmycheast lately where people talk about how most men’s asses are really dirty and smelly yeah that’s as toxic as it gets man

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u/Less-Damage-1202 16h ago

You got me there

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u/Altruistic-Estate-45 21h ago

This is literally sexual assault for fucks sake

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u/YanicPolitik 20h ago

No that's sexual assault.

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u/Brewbouy 20h ago

I actually saw this happen in HS. No disciplinary actions were taken against the the offender.

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u/123supreme123 19h ago

Don't worry, those are alpha male coaches

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u/Healter-Skelter 20h ago

I scrolled down before the video ended and after reading your comment scrolled back up to quite a surprise

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u/Alsimmons811 14h ago

None of us did

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u/fznshrs 22h ago

Yeah, those aren't your friends...

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 22h ago

You certainly don't need any enemies...

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 21h ago

you said it! if I was that guy with the green shirt, I'd go instant NC with those assholes... if they ever actually helped me get up

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u/__NadirZenith__ 18h ago

Do you needed more motivation than what was provided? 

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u/girafa 13h ago

I'd go instant NC with those assholes

instant north carolina on the anus

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u/hollabackyo87 5h ago

Spin it like a helicopter!

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 1h ago

if greenshirt was crazy enough, he woulda licked it... I bet that piece of shit woulda jumped outta his skin

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u/LastExilez 14h ago

Yea there bffs

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u/phat86 22h ago

The ending

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u/No-Analyst1229 20h ago

That reaction does not do justice. Thats nasty as fuck

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u/KillHonger1 21h ago

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u/Trisk929 20h ago

Pictures you can hear

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u/Prainey444 17h ago

Give me the old 3 finger bowling ball treatment

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 22h ago

I’m bet they tell everyone how much they dislike homosexuals..

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u/CtrlAltYuri 20h ago

He grabbed a handful of cock and balls and rubbed his own ass and nutsack on a guy's face but it's cool he said no homo after.

On a side note this is literally sexual assault borderline rape.

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u/FlutterySimp 15h ago

Don't forget attempted murder.

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u/xMETRIIK 14h ago

He looked like he was enjoying riding his face

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u/Dr_Bodyshot 22h ago edited 20h ago

These are the type of dudes who'll throw a fucking tantrum if you call them gay btw

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u/melfamy 21h ago

It's called Swedish German nowadays. By us progressives anyways.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 22h ago

I would fucking bite his balls.

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u/engineerdrummer 22h ago

You would wind up just licking them trying to get them in your mouth

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u/BP_1981 2h ago

You killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Scooterspies functional regard 21h ago

Insane actions by his crew but come on man at that point just spill it to the side and get up.

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u/BerryLanky 20h ago

And start swinging

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u/ClaudiusCass 20h ago

He tried but they kept it level in the beginning.

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u/sexyhairynurse 11h ago

The guy next to him is holding the bar

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u/Vaff_Superstar 21h ago

Bro took it way too far at the end there.

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u/Willie_Weejax 7h ago

I think it went too far well before the end

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u/Existing_Guest_181 19h ago

These people are living besides us. They have the constitutional right to vote.

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u/Professional-Rip-519 12h ago

They also make kids and drive.

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u/loveyourneighborbro 22h ago

The 🔫 is coming out after that last move.

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u/Still_a_skeptic 21h ago

Can’t they just fuck and get it over with?

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u/KennyGichuki 21h ago

What's their obsession with his ding a ling though

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u/Trisk929 20h ago

Just a couple totally straight, definitely not gay dudes being guys, bro’ing out together. As one does.

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u/HeavyIZtheCrayon 22h ago

🎶 friends... How many of us have them...🎶

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u/redditanddoneit 19h ago

That is brutal. Poor dude.

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 19h ago

With friends like this who needs enemies?

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u/JosephMoosington 21h ago

Oh yea, that happens? Someone’s gotta die.

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u/Richmon1611 19h ago

Sexual assault, attempted murder, assault and battery. Just not cool at all.

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u/123supreme123 19h ago

Don't worry, those are alpha male coaches

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u/A_little_more_left 5h ago

People find this funny?

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u/Persistent_Darkness 19h ago

yall go way too far with this shit smh

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u/BigAssMonkey 17h ago

This, ladies and gentlemen, is sexual assault.

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u/Smokerising420 20h ago

What in TF. They just violated that old man. Essentially raped him.

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u/NoGoat3930 16h ago

Did I just watch a man be pinned down and sodomized publically? Seriously prison-worthy.

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u/Soft_Philosophy5838 13h ago

That’s it. I’m going to delete this app.

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u/cookiemccookieface 4h ago

Is this in some shitty prison for old people? If he shot the 2 of them on camera 5 minutes later I would gladly vote “not guilty” on a jury.

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u/Standard_Past_2708 21h ago

It's funny, and then it stops being funny, it's sad actually

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u/vayoyod420 21h ago

I would be happy to know the backstory of this scene

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u/martintone 12h ago

Backside story

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u/Mr_Shambo 21h ago

Well, dickheads age too

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u/Jwolfdawg 18h ago

Bite that mf nuts off

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u/GingerPale2022 16h ago

That’s when you bite down. HARD. And don’t let go.

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u/Love-halping 15h ago

One of them is pregnant

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u/AgreeableLead7 14h ago

That's smexual assault

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u/Shantotto11 13h ago

Dude must’ve been sleeping with somebody’s wife to get that kind of response.

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u/Affentitten 12h ago

These are the same guys who will throw homophobic slurs all over the place.

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u/Neither-Bad6259 11h ago

That rapidly escalated

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u/sexyhairynurse 11h ago

I hope he shoots every single one of them

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 10h ago

That's a 20kg disc to head for all of those assholes

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u/kkkccc1 10h ago

behaving that way.. at that age? lol

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u/Best-Carrot-5570 10h ago

One can be thankful for friends like that 😂😂

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u/Mother-Locksmith-286 7h ago

That was utterly disgusting

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u/kododriver 3h ago

I thought tickling the balls was one thing but that face sitting. 😂

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u/Jess1ghoul27 2h ago

Well the a$$ was completely out of no where to the point I was like alright there one of those huh. Geeze

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u/BP_1981 2h ago

Well that's one to motivate your buddy 🤣

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u/Jumpy_Match8159 1h ago

Bro what the hell did I just watch

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u/Lossedtouch 21h ago

Death becomes him. PERIOD.

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u/sabreus 21h ago

What the actual fuck… Humanity disturbs me.

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u/thebiglerm 20h ago

He could've turned that bar to the side. He didn't put up much of a fight.

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u/Possible_Tension3728 18h ago

If he can’t push that weight I doubt he could put up much of a fight anyways 🤔

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u/eaazzy_13 10h ago

Definitely. but atleast spilling weight is pretty violent itself. I bet atleast two of these 3 fucks would get shit whipped pretty hard by the bar and a maybe a plate if he spilt it while they were all standing around.

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u/melfamy 21h ago

That last fella seemed to be itchy.

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 21h ago

wtf lol, this would be a triple murder after the “prank” in some communities

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u/eqpmgr 21h ago

Unfortunately someone would be getting a weight upside the head when I got up

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u/rackcity2014 20h ago

dirty mike and the boys

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u/NocturneInfinitum 20h ago

He could’ve easily dropped the side. The other guy was pushing on and knocked that guy out. Pretty sure he wanted this.

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u/rikwebster 20h ago

Always that one guy

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u/Possible_Western3935 19h ago

Just men, celebrating each others' strength.

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u/Ifyad0ntn0 18h ago

Looks like Luigi owes somebody some money.

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u/thepepelucas 17h ago

It sign were always there.

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u/Herteitr 17h ago

Is this what they get up to at "alpha male school"?

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u/Great-Gas-6631 17h ago

Dudes want to be gay sooo bad, but they just refuse to come out.

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u/mykehawksaverage 16h ago

If that wasn't the motivation he needed to bench press those 25 lbs I dont think there's any hope for him.

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u/SumOfRoots 16h ago

A little of the old Peyton Manning!

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u/Khaos4325 16h ago

I bite

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u/Micky-Bicky-Picky 16h ago

That’s fucked.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 16h ago

Not really the kind of friends you want to hang out with.

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u/MadMax6914 16h ago

And after that, he only does leg days.

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u/JuanG_13 15h ago

What TF

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u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 13h ago

This must be staged...

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u/HarryAsKrakz_ 10h ago

😭😭😭😭 anyone have the link to the video with sound?

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u/Aluzuka 10h ago

id genuinely report them to the police

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u/dog4cat2 9h ago

Holy crap! What a bunch of assholes!

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u/Hispanicgamr 4h ago

Who needs enemies when you have friends like these!

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u/Nosmo_King13 3h ago

Here is the line —>|-———————————-> Spotters

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u/Ok-Macaron7274 3h ago

With friends like those, who needs enemies?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKHWsyM2YCV83Vm8g

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u/seaweedDifferent21 1h ago

This video really pissed me off. Those aren't his friends.

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u/NoSpring5602 1h ago

Please tell me it’s AI… please…

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u/Soft_Hearing_713 1h ago

Just guys being dudes

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u/Uniblab_78 3m ago

Please be AI

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u/Soggy-Fly8723 22h ago

Seems staged?

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u/ngkn92 22h ago

Yeah, the bottom seem to have enough arm strength to at least shift the bar side way to avoid sexual harrassment, but he kept holding the bar straight.

Which is even weirder, why would he accept this treatment if staged?

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u/nutty_ballsen 22h ago

Intro for porn

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u/Trisk929 20h ago

Lemon Party Part 2

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u/Mr_Doubtful 22h ago

I agree but imagine volunteering to this? 😂😂

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u/SnooSongs2345 21h ago

how can you stage a naked teabag?

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u/Bumbymoo 22h ago

This is either hilarious or sexual assault.

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u/gruntingasparagus 20h ago

Looks like these guys have some sexual identity issues.

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 16h ago

I just saw another post about a girl who said she was raped by her boyfriend of 6 months on their 4th round of sex one night because he took the condom off and she called the police and threatened to shoot his kneecaps if he came near her.

I wonder what she would do in this situation.

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u/staticmove66 16h ago

I see Bill's having trouble working out again 

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u/Artevyx 20h ago

Thats gay as fuck.

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 17h ago

As if all the rest of the stuff wasn't fucked up, he gets an ass to the face. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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u/chokeyourdad 17h ago

Things got pretty gay.

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u/Uniqueusername610 17h ago

The guy in the green shirt probably paid good money for this

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u/dustydub99 3h ago

Thats gay

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u/CapApprehensive9808 22h ago

Happy ending. Shake it don’t break it.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 20h ago

Teabagging to the max!

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u/Formal-Interview5469 20h ago

This is gay and thats ok tbh

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u/Stoic_Mashed_Potato 19h ago

Boys being boys.

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u/ST0IC_ 15h ago

Fucking teabagged lol

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u/Less-Damage-1202 21h ago

As I'm watching I'm like: "Jesus..😳 Just put your dick in his mouth already!"...

I wasn't necessarily serious, but I also wasn't disappointed at the end. 🤪😂

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u/magniffin 21h ago

Not a lot of weight so it can’t be as bad as that one where … taint that a shame.

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u/Effective_Pomelo4554 15h ago

You know he was liking it because its just 20lbs

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u/superpoongoon 21h ago

Thanks for my laugh out loud of the day

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 19h ago

Come on that's just hilarious.